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Fast and Dumb: The Inmate Extraction: Part One
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Http:/ img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/argus1967/fist.jpg. Short Stories and Rectum Opinions. Saturday, March 05, 2005. The Inmate Extraction: Part One. We’re doing an inmate extraction today, Jason says. An inmate extraction means, a bunch of guards have to enter a cell to subdue and remove a problem inmate. Amusingly, it’s usually because they don’t want to leave the prison. It’s Roberts, that fucking bastard. They finally transferred him to KP, Jason says. I’m not a guard. I work in the finance of...
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The Handsomes: May 2005
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Are you handsome enough to be here? Monday, May 23, 2005. Now that summer weather has arrived, I like to sit out on a lawn chair, grill steaks, chug beers, burp, fart, and spit at squirrels. Most neighbors have given me the evil eye and tried to avoid me, but I'm the gregarious type. Kin I intrist yew in a brewski or p'raps a fahn juicy steak? Now quit yer blubberin, my young frien'. What seems ta be tha matter? He stopped and looked at me, eyes leakin', chest heavin'. Slow down. Nuns? He laughed and bre...
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Fast and Dumb: Colin's Birthday Wish
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Http:/ img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/argus1967/fist.jpg. Short Stories and Rectum Opinions. Friday, March 11, 2005. And everybody claps. He’s with his dad, Uncle Greg, and his big sister Jessica. It’s Sunday. Collie, mommy is going to be away for a while, his dad told him last night at lights-out. She’s sick, and she needed to go to the hospital to get well. She’ll be back soon, he said. Colin asked. He wasn’t sure. Because this one time? About a year ago? Goodnight, son. His father closed the door.
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Fast and Dumb: On Vacation
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Http:/ img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/argus1967/fist.jpg. Short Stories and Rectum Opinions. Friday, July 29, 2005. I'll be back in a few days. Not sure how many though. Posted by Wardo at 7/29/2005 07:54:00 AM. Suffice to say it wasn't a bonfire, it was our damn cabin. It totally sucked in every conceivable way as everything was hand written and not on a laptop. I feel your pain man. I'd really appreciate it. Hey, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you! I have a loan rate.
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The Handsomes: June 2005
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Are you handsome enough to be here? Monday, June 13, 2005. Bryce Laughs in the Bathroom. I didn't know you were here," Bryce says. He laughs the alarming goblin-like cackles I heard outside in the hallway. "It seems there has been a bit of an incident.". What are you talking about? I say Bryce popped out of a stall when I came into the bathroom. That's great, Bryce. Do you want a medal? Bryce laughs, throwing his head back like a lunatic. I begin to wonder: Can people hear us outside? Jesus Christ, Bryce!
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Fast and Dumb: Steve Has an Idea
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Http:/ img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/argus1967/fist.jpg. Short Stories and Rectum Opinions. Saturday, January 15, 2005. Steve Has an Idea. Fuck, I’m tired, babe. Where’s the water? Those tacos we had rocked, Steve said. He put his hands behind his head. I mean, where do we go anymore to get a taco? Steve was still slightly buzzed on beer and full of beans. C’mere, baby! Lemme see that hairy taco! SteveI have to work tomorrow! What is it, Steve? I mean, can you check? Sure honcome on, up, Andrea instruc...
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Fast and Dumb: Looking in the Mirror
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Http:/ img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/argus1967/fist.jpg. Short Stories and Rectum Opinions. Saturday, July 16, 2005. Looking in the Mirror. I don't know if I should contribute any longer to my blog. I've been asking myself, what's the point? One blog in millions. I sit in front of the computer to write something for people to read, but why do I do it? These are my standard blog entries:. Why are they worth writing about? So many hours spent writing something that didn't improve my abilities whatsoever.
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Fast and Dumb: Bless You
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Http:/ img.photobucket.com/albums/v694/argus1967/fist.jpg. Short Stories and Rectum Opinions. Thursday, September 15, 2005. I'm allergic to dust, so when I opened the file today - it was dusty - it set me off again. And she always "blesses" me when I sneeze. And since I sneeze a lot during the day, I'm getting blessed a lot. Also, what do you do when you are "blessed" after you sneeze? At least she doesn't say, "Gesundheit." Many people don't know this, but if you say "Gesundheit" after a sneeze, wha...