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The Book of Grod: 7.
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The Book of Grod. And God said: 'Grod! What new chaos hast thine foolhardy hand sown? My wrath at your impudent tormentation of my mortals can no longer be contained! Book of Grod, Book of Hats, verse 5:17-24. The background was buzzing in circles as the shapes of the pirate and the robed man spun around me in opposite directions. I struggled against gravity to stay upright and pointed an accusing finger into the blur. "You! I've drunk with the Devil in Hell since the day I was born! Another whisky, sir?
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The Book of Grod: 14.
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The Book of Grod. And God said: 'Grod! What new chaos hast thine foolhardy hand sown? My wrath at your impudent tormentation of my mortals can no longer be contained! Book of Grod, Book of Hats, verse 5:17-24. I must have been unconscious for nearly a day, and when I woke again the late sun was slanting through the miniblinds in Jeff's living room. I slowly uncrumpled myself from my half-seated heap on the floor and stretched my arms, and The Book tumbled from my numb grasp to the floor. Yeah, uh." I...
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The Book of Grod: 3.
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The Book of Grod. And God said: 'Grod! What new chaos hast thine foolhardy hand sown? My wrath at your impudent tormentation of my mortals can no longer be contained! Book of Grod, Book of Hats, verse 5:17-24. About a month after my girlfriend left me, her best friend Rachel came a knocking at my door. I put on some pants and a shirt and opened the door only as far as the chain lock would allow. "May I help you," I asked, nearly blinded by the morning sun. Although I could barely see, I could. She exclai...
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Sean Greenbek's Quasi-Diary: 05/05
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Yeah, I said 'diary,' bitch. Thursday I had a McGriddle. Allow me to recount the experience. Pre 9:30 - Because of my unpredictable and infinitely strange sleep schedule, I have not slept for about 20 hours. This has happened before, and the last few hours before class can become quite difficult. I decided that I can use the last hour before class to get a bite to eat. Hopefully it'll keep me awake, but it will surely give me something to do. I decide on: McGriddle. Or, "How about if I get up inside ya,"...
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Sean Greenbek's Quasi-Diary: 03/06
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Yeah, I said 'diary,' bitch. I'm learning Japanese, and I've finally written my first Japanese song. I'm pretty sure the lyricism and melody would make even the greatest Japanese poets cry. Here is Tyairo, Gurei. Tyairo, Tyairo,. Tyairo, Tyairo,. Tyairo ga iti-ban suki desu yo. Gurei ga ni-ban suki desu yo. Tyairo, Tyairo,. Posted by Paul Crawford @ 3/30/2006 12:26:00 AM. Luck is not Conserved. So I came up with an idea to manufacture luck and accomplish my good deed everyday. I don’t need it. What makes...
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Sean Greenbek's Quasi-Diary: 06/06
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Yeah, I said 'diary,' bitch. A lot of people have been asking me why I'm not learning to play my new flute. Well here's the secret and why I bought it:. It's so when I'm at a gig and the band director says, "Yo, you got a flute? I can say, "Yeah. Yeah I do. Now how's about I kick your ass? Posted by Paul Crawford @ 6/29/2006 12:50:00 AM. So I was walking down the street and this bum came up to me and asked, "You want some drugs, dude? So me, being polite as always, told him no thanks. Oh, and I forgot.
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Sean Greenbek's Quasi-Diary: 04/06
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Yeah, I said 'diary,' bitch. When I turned 18, although I was a little frightened to do it, I applied for and recieved my first credit card. Somehow, for reasons unknown to me now, I decided that I wanted to build superb credit. I try to use my credit cards semi regularly and I try to occasionally leave a balance on it so they can make some money off of me. I think it's working. Posted by Paul Crawford @ 4/05/2006 06:07:00 PM. We begin with Social Dance 1, last quarter. It was pretty exciting. Before I c...
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Sean Greenbek's Quasi-Diary: 03/05
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Yeah, I said 'diary,' bitch. As of Monday I've decided to run everywhere I go instead of walk. Running, first of all, is much much faster than walking. Secondly, running everywhere will keep me in shape. I've been getting a lot of odd looks, but I see no other downside to this strategy. Posted by Paul Crawford @ 3/31/2005 05:55:00 PM. Posted by Paul Crawford @ 3/02/2005 12:56:00 AM. View my complete profile. The Book of Grod. At midnight I goes a walkin. I goes a walkin to .
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Sean Greenbek's Quasi-Diary: 07/06
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Yeah, I said 'diary,' bitch. So I've been a physics major for four years now, and I think this quarter I'm finally going to pass intro physics! It's pretty damn exciting. I'm getting good grades, and best of all, things are starting to make sense. The other day I heard a jet overhead and looked up, but it wasn't there. The sound was lagging behind the jet. So I thought about it, and here's why. The sound is coming from the engines, right? Posted by Paul Crawford @ 7/31/2006 03:07:00 PM. So I wiped my fin...
