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Daniel's Humor Blog: January 2006
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Monday, January 02, 2006. Two Books To Buy: Which one should you get? This is just too fantastic. Even though I'm extremely liberal. Two books are for sale. Which to buy? Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill. Over 3 hours to read. Over 3 hours to read. The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Jack is a starving artist. Bill is a bull shit artist. In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Soft Viagr...
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Daniel's Humor Blog: September 2005
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Saturday, September 10, 2005. Actual Church Bulletin Bloopers. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning. The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy.". Don't let worry kill you, let the church help. Irving Bens...
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Daniel's Humor Blog: April 2006
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Sunday, April 09, 2006. Best Short Joke of '06? Nominated as the best short joke this year . . A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles. While taking a bath. Mom", he asked, "are these my brains? Not yet," she replied. Posted by Daniel Dashnier @ 10:09 PM. Saturday, April 01, 2006. Where's Monica When We Need Her? Have a great April 1st! It is George Bush day! There's an old saying.fool me once.uh.shame on you. Fool me twice.uh.uhmmm.can't get fooled again! President George W. Bush.
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Daniel's Humor Blog: October 2005
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Tuesday, October 04, 2005. Commenting and trackback have been added to this blog. Posted by Daniel Dashnier @ 10:29 PM. View my complete profile. The Raw Story (News). The Truth Is Out There. Weight Watching and Resources. Best Short Joke of 06? Wheres Monica When We Need Her? Dick Cheneys Emotional Scale. Two Books To Buy: Which one should you get? Alcohol Warning Labels For New Years Eve.
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Daniel's Humor Blog: March 2006
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Monday, March 27, 2006. It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalised. Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.". Yes, by the window, please. Tag: Humor Jokes Fun.
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Daniel's Humor Blog: February 2006
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Wednesday, February 01, 2006. A doctor and an old Texas rancher were talking about George W. Bush. Being in the White House. The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'.". Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle.". Posted by Daniel Dashnier @ 9:13 AM. View my complete profile. The Raw Story (News).
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Daniel's Humor Blog: December 2005
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Saturday, December 31, 2005. Alcohol Warning Labels For New Year's Eve. With all the new year's eve parties going on today and tonight, here are a few alcohol warning labels we SHOULD see. (Or, if you're now here on Jan 1 or later, what we SHOULD HAVE seen.). WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a garbage truck at a hundred yards. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a jerk. Posted by Daniel Dashnier @ 7:00 AM.
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Daniel's Humor Blog: November 2005
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Saturday, November 26, 2005. It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the. Posted by Daniel Dashnier @ 9:11 AM. Tuesday, November 15, 2005. Is a Terrorist sympathizer. Posted by Daniel Dashnier @ 9:10 PM. Wednesday, November 02, 2005. Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a. Sign that read: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and. The town council was not happy with the sign, so the. Analysis and Anal Cysts?