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Overheard in the DC 2nd Ward: Yoga activity results in injuries at 2007 Enrichment Retreat
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Overheard in the DC 2nd Ward. A unassociated subsidiary of the ONION—America’s Finest News Source. Sunday, August 5, 2007. Yoga activity results in injuries at 2007 Enrichment Retreat. Several Yoga participants at the 2007 Relief Society Enrichment Retreat received injuries from falling down the hill on which the exercise routine was conducted. Those injured were not immediately available for comment, but Brittany W., chair of the enrichment committee, described the events:. The triage unit set up at the...
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Overheard in the DC 2nd Ward: Poll: Mitt Romney is candidate most voters want to get into bar fight with
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Overheard in the DC 2nd Ward. A unassociated subsidiary of the ONION—America’s Finest News Source. Sunday, December 9, 2007. Poll: Mitt Romney is candidate most voters want to get into bar fight with. According to a new survey, whether a candidate seems like they could take a sucker punch in a drunken brawl is extremely important to voters. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Email us a link to your blog). Administrative Assistant for Life (Lindsey). Brian Was Here (Brian). Call Me Crazy (Joseph). Sunday...
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Overheard in the DC 2nd Ward: Fourth hour added to accommodate surge in testimonies
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Overheard in the DC 2nd Ward. A unassociated subsidiary of the ONION—America’s Finest News Source. Sunday, September 2, 2007. Fourth hour added to accommodate surge in testimonies. Members of DC 2nd will attend an extra hour of meetings each Fast and Testimony Sunday. The decision was made after complaints from Sunday School teachers prompted the bishopric to change the three hour block schedule. Despite the policy, testimonies still lingered late into the second hour. Commentators suggested that the...
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Overheard in the DC 2nd Ward: In Memory
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Overheard in the DC 2nd Ward. A unassociated subsidiary of the ONION—America’s Finest News Source. Sunday, February 3, 2008. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Email us a link to your blog). Administrative Assistant for Life (Lindsey). Brian Was Here (Brian). Call Me Crazy (Joseph). Crystal DC Girl (Crystal). DC 2nd Enrichment (Relief Society). I Heard You Laugh (Shawna). Just Another Day in Paradise (April). Micah 360° (Micah). North of Nowhere (Amanda). The Watery Times (Allison). Why Are You Here?
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Overheard in the DC 2nd Ward: Back scratching during meetings causes skin epidemic among congregation members
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Overheard in the DC 2nd Ward. A unassociated subsidiary of the ONION—America’s Finest News Source. Sunday, November 4, 2007. Back scratching during meetings causes skin epidemic among congregation members. 8220;I’ve never seen anything like it,” stated one member of the team of physicians commissioned to investigate the phenomenon. “Such a high concentration of a noncommunicable disease in a single population is unheard of.”. Those diagnosed were sent home with cortisone ointment, a steroid based solutio...
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Overheard in the DC 2nd Ward: Sunday School bell mistaken for fire alarm, visitors, investigators flee
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Overheard in the DC 2nd Ward. A unassociated subsidiary of the ONION—America’s Finest News Source. Sunday, January 20, 2008. Sunday School bell mistaken for fire alarm, visitors, investigators flee. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Email us a link to your blog). Administrative Assistant for Life (Lindsey). Brian Was Here (Brian). Call Me Crazy (Joseph). Crystal DC Girl (Crystal). DC 2nd Enrichment (Relief Society). I Heard You Laugh (Shawna). Just Another Day in Paradise (April). Why Are You Here?
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Overheard in the DC 2nd Ward: Sister missionaries clash with energy protesters at Festival of Lights
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Overheard in the DC 2nd Ward. A unassociated subsidiary of the ONION—America’s Finest News Source. Sunday, December 9, 2007. Sister missionaries clash with energy protesters at Festival of Lights. Source: Mary Holly Daiz. Protesters arrived early in the evening, before lights at the Visitor’s Center were turned on. One member of the group stated, “The Festival of Lights is an energy consumption nightmare. Billions of watts of energy are used to power the display for hours each night&#...Protesters unsucc...
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Overheard in the DC 2nd Ward: Award nomination for DC 2nd choir director announced
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Overheard in the DC 2nd Ward. A unassociated subsidiary of the ONION—America’s Finest News Source. Sunday, January 13, 2008. Award nomination for DC 2nd choir director announced. The DC 2nd Choir, conducted by Susan M., performed its annual Christmas program last month. Critics in attendance agreed that the performance likely would be a top contender for the year's most prestigious awards at the National Academy of Choirs. Susan M. planned the program, directed the choir, and participated in the bras...
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Overheard in the DC 2nd Ward: Booties required for latecomers, injury results
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Overheard in the DC 2nd Ward. A unassociated subsidiary of the ONION—America’s Finest News Source. Sunday, March 16, 2008. Booties required for latecomers, injury results. The new policy transitioned smoothly until one unidentified visitor from the Colonial 2nd Ward failed to remove her stiletto heels and slipped upon entry to the “back section.” The woman twisted her ankle and suffered a minor wrist fracture. One member of her entourage commented, “What? You thought she would take off those shoes? Back ...
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Overheard in the DC 2nd Ward: Captain Jack Sparrow steals show, tightrope walkers upset
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Overheard in the DC 2nd Ward. A unassociated subsidiary of the ONION—America’s Finest News Source. Sunday, January 27, 2008. Captain Jack Sparrow steals show, tightrope walkers upset. 8220;That should have been us up there,” commented one angry tightrope walker. The group of four tightrope-ers filed suit at the District Court of Maryland in November alleging Sparrow defamed their choice of costume by his actions and prevented them from winning the evening’s costume contest. Attorneys for the parties reac...
