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stambosongs: EZChip, The Song
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Parodies By Jeff Stambovsky. January 6, 2007. EZChip, The Song. To the tune of "Wouldn't It Be Loverly"). All I want is a chip to read. Lots of packets at fiber speed. Oh, wouldn't it be EZChip. Eli, Amir, Eyal and Guy. Make this stock such a screaming buy. Ask George- -he'll tell you why. Oh wouldn't it be EZChip. Oh, how EZ they make it seem for guys like Shlomi Cohen. Each new N-P-U is absolutely fabless- - Zeh Nachon! Every milestone that they achieve. Makes the headlines in Maariv.
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stambosongs: My Heart Belongs To Patty
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Parodies By Jeff Stambovsky. March 7, 2007. My Heart Belongs To Patty. My Heart Belongs To Patty. Wrote this one for my wife a few anniversaries back (our eighth, so it was 13 years ago). She says she loves it even though it didn't come from Neiman Marcus. Jeff's Irreverent Parody Musical: Holiday For Heretics! Click Here To Listen To Holiday For Heretics! What Do You Know, Kid? Jeff's Groundbreaking Educational Jazz Album For Kids Of All Ages!
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stambosongs: Some Original Songs--Country, Gospel
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Parodies By Jeff Stambovsky. March 7, 2007. Some Original Songs- Country, Gospel. A few C&W-flavored tunes, plus a gospel award winner and a hebrew prayer for peace set to original music. Just The Other Side Of Tomorrow. I wrote this for my son when he was seven years old, right after I watched him catch a garter snake with his bare hands (he subsequently caught three or four more). Sappy? Maybe, but almost a decade later, I still feel the same. All The Good Ones Are Taken. An ecumenical gospel tune?
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stambosongs: Attorney Glenn Bergenfield
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Parodies By Jeff Stambovsky. November 1, 2011. When Your Lawyer Screws You.You Know Who To Call. Glenn Bergenfield is a great friend. He's also a great lawyer, the best legal malpractice attorney ever. You hire Glenn to sue your other lawyers when they screw up, which means, tautologically speaking, every time you retain them. Too harsh? OK, quick: tell me the last time you wrote your lawyer a thank-you note for a job well done. I thought so. Give up their vastly overpaid white-shoe Manhattan partnership...
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stambosongs: We Didn't Start With Fiber
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Parodies By Jeff Stambovsky. May 17, 2007. We Didn't Start With Fiber. Fifteen years of the internet, Billy Joel-style. Jeff's Irreverent Parody Musical: Holiday For Heretics! Click Here To Listen To Holiday For Heretics! What Do You Know, Kid? Jeff's Groundbreaking Educational Jazz Album For Kids Of All Ages!
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stambosongs: George's Favorite Things
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Parodies By Jeff Stambovsky. October 15, 2007. Lambdas on fibers in undersea cables. Wide and weak signals that Qualcomm enables. Mirrors and bubbles that give light her wings. These are a few of his favorite things. Folks who don't focus on how fast the bits go. Israeli chips that eliminate Cisco. Making a mesh, getting rid of the rings. These are a few of his favorite things. He won't waste his time. He'll look for a resource that's equally scarce. Then presto- A paradigm! What Do You Know, Kid?
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stambosongs: Godel's Theme
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Parodies By Jeff Stambovsky. May 17, 2008. Jeff's Irreverent Parody Musical: Holiday For Heretics! Click Here To Listen To Holiday For Heretics! What Do You Know, Kid? Jeff's Groundbreaking Educational Jazz Album For Kids Of All Ages!
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stambosongs: What They're Saying About Jeff!
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Parodies By Jeff Stambovsky. May 17, 2012. What They're Saying About Jeff! Here's what people are saying about Jeff:. Very impressed.funny and fresh, with a rhythmic sense that makes the whole thing very sharp". (commenting on Jeff's parody of Sondheim’s own ". Marty Fridson, Dean Of The High Yield Bond Market. Is a masterpiece.lyrics are better than Sherman's." (commenting on Jeff's original parody show,. Jay Newman, Professor Of Physics, Union College. What Do You Know, Kid? The man is a genius! Unique...
