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A Clown's Wife: February 2013
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My husband's a clown. We go to parties. Weird stuff happens. Sunday, February 24, 2013. Egg Layers and Clown Tricks. The Husband asks the Son if he's (the Son) is wearing a diaper or underpants. "¡Calzón, Papá! Yeah, he's potty trained! Next thing I hear is a slap of elastic. The Husband exclaims, "Hiciste un huevo! You laid an egg! Pitter patter. (I'm picking my battles. Sometimes making the Son wear socks just isn't worth it.). Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). We 3, Gluten Free. American Girl Doll Giveaway.
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A Clown's Wife: September 2013
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My husband's a clown. We go to parties. Weird stuff happens. Friday, September 27, 2013. The Wife, Fruit Ninja of the Midwest! The Husband thinks I'm joking, but I am not. This expenditure is totally worth it because I will become a family LEGEND. My tombstone shall read, "The Wife, Amazing Wife, Mother, Teacher, and Fruit Ninja of the Midwest. Birthdate-Deathdate." Seriously, people. This shall be my legacy. I may be making a How To Be a Fruit Ninja video on YouTube. Stay tuned. Sign (Although I've hear...
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A Clown's Wife: September 2012
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My husband's a clown. We go to parties. Weird stuff happens. Sunday, September 23, 2012. We have just arrived at a party. "Why is that clown so early, Mom? I overhear. We're maybe 10 minutes early. That gives us set-up time. The Husband asks the family where he should set up; dad shows us where and the Husband shows the birthday boy that his red nose isn't real so he stops crying. Then mom comes out. "What's your name? What about (insert Mexican friend clown name here)? What are you talking about? We all...
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A Clown's Wife: Obsessions
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My husband's a clown. We go to parties. Weird stuff happens. Tuesday, July 16, 2013. I know a LOT about clowns now. I know different types of balloon twists. I can even tell you about the different styles of makeup. But does the Husband even know J.K. Rowling's name? What is wrong with this man? He should not have to call me up and have me explain (he is however, allowed to not understand the word "ghostwrote" considering English is not his first language). No, but he knows what it is.). We 3, Gluten Free.
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A Clown's Wife: April 2012
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My husband's a clown. We go to parties. Weird stuff happens. Monday, April 30, 2012. 2012 COAI Clown Convention-Part 2. The Husband took me with! Here's some pictures. I'll write with some more humor and details in a few days. I'm still recovering from all the late nights. (Clowns go ALL night.). Wednesday, April 25, 2012. 2012 COAI Clown Convention KC Part 1. The Husband called me last night around 9:30. He said, "Don't wait up for me.". Sunday, April 22, 2012. Last weekend we took the Cuñada (my sister...
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A Clown's Wife: Egg Layers and Clown Tricks
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My husband's a clown. We go to parties. Weird stuff happens. Sunday, February 24, 2013. Egg Layers and Clown Tricks. The Husband asks the Son if he's (the Son) is wearing a diaper or underpants. "¡Calzón, Papá! Yeah, he's potty trained! Next thing I hear is a slap of elastic. The Husband exclaims, "Hiciste un huevo! You laid an egg! Pitter patter. (I'm picking my battles. Sometimes making the Son wear socks just isn't worth it.). Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). We 3, Gluten Free.
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A Clown's Wife: $142!!!!
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My husband's a clown. We go to parties. Weird stuff happens. Saturday, September 21, 2013. The school where I teach is an inner city school comprised of children whose families originally came from Mexico. As a shout out to the majority of our kids' heritage, the parent group at our school has a huge fundraiser in celebration of Mexican Independence Day. It's always a really fun event. Last year as well as this year my husband sold balloons (all proceeds going to the school of course! We 3, Gluten Free.
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A Clown's Wife: January 2013
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My husband's a clown. We go to parties. Weird stuff happens. Friday, January 4, 2013. The Son's been getting really into superheroes lately. During the previews for Captain America (yes I did too prep him for the scary parts! There's an ad for the Transformers movie. He turns to me and asks, "Do you know how to say 'Transformers' in Papá's language? Being naturally curious, I respond with, "No, how do you say 'transformer' in Papá's language? He looks at me very seriously and says "Transfoahma.".
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A Clown's Wife: December 2012
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My husband's a clown. We go to parties. Weird stuff happens. Monday, December 17, 2012. Ever been to a clown alley white elephant gift exchange? If not, join a clown alley JUST SO YOU CAN GO TO THE CHRISTMAS PARTY. In this post, I'll only be talking about one of the clown alley's gift exchanges. I will tell about the other one in a later post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). We 3, Gluten Free. American Girl Doll Giveaway. Rosie the Clown's Blog. Golden Nuggets of Spam Email, A Funny TED Talk.
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A Clown's Wife: July 2012
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My husband's a clown. We go to parties. Weird stuff happens. Sunday, July 29, 2012. I let him clown at a party all by himself. And he comes home covered in flour and confetti! Attack of the Flour Confetti Egg! Bloodcurdling Screams are Beautiful. Friday, July 20, 2012. Monday, July 16, 2012. Different Socioeconomic Status, Different Ways of Spending Money. The Wife: I had this student who hadn't finished his work so I asked him if he wanted to finish it at home. The Wife: So I bought him some crayons to ...
