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Prometheus Fully Undressed, Charlize Theron’s Butt Poll 2, and Slimy Critics | Clayton Diggs
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4 out of 5 assholes hate Clayton. Prometheus Fully Undressed, Charlize Theron’s Butt Poll 2, and Slimy Critics. Editor’s note: clicking on links might lead to insanely amusing schlitz. Or just informative schlitz. Depends on the link). You ever sit around and just think about how the Emperor might well have no clothes? I did yesterday after I actually saw much-hyped alien horror flic. Let me tell you something straight-up: the Emperor has NO @#$% CLOTHES! By way of critical consensus:. What was it, speci...
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Celebrity Junk | Clayton Diggs
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4 out of 5 assholes hate Clayton. July 3, 2012. Anderson Cooper Gay, Tom Cruise Too, and Other Shockers. You ever just sit around and think about Anderson Cooper? I did recently when I saw the shocking news that the CNN anchor turns out to beGAY! Who saw that one coming? Later on, following his first announcement, Andy also came out as a body double for Casper the ghost, revealed that he was skinny, and turned folks on to the fact that he does not now, nor ever will, dye his hair white. Hot damn! Can’t w...
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January | 2012 | Clayton Diggs
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4 out of 5 assholes hate Clayton. Month: January, 2012. January 22, 2012. What Your Kids Know about Squirrel Stew. You ever just sit down and think about what’s really funny? The funniest person I know is my 9 month-old son. The cool thing about him is that every day, everything he does, it’s a damn premiere. My boy was like that. Plus, he had this thing for dust bunnies, I reckon they looked kind of tasty to him, or cute or something, because any time I’d be sweeping the house, along’d c...The way you&#...
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Recipes | Clayton Diggs
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4 out of 5 assholes hate Clayton. Here it is, just like you wanted it, thick, saucy, dead as hell, and easy on the wallet. It’s a Southern classic! 3 tablespoons vegetable oil. 3-4 pounds pork shoulder or country ribs, chopped thick. 2-3 pounds stew meat. 1 pound squirrel meat. 1 pound rabbit meat. 1 pound assorted road-kill such as possum and what all. 1 green pepper, chopped. 1 onion, chopped. 2 carrots, chopped. 2 celery ribs, chopped. 6 garlic cloves, chopped. 1 quart chicken stock. 1 quart beef stock.
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June | 2012 | Clayton Diggs
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4 out of 5 assholes hate Clayton. Month: June, 2012. June 27, 2012. Social Media Explained, Your Mother Gets Eaten, and WTF? Here, at last, for those of you out there who aren’t yet savvy about social media, is the definitive explanation of the most popular networks. Oh, and your mother says “thanks.”. 8220;Upshot: Your mother is tired…but she feels absolutely GREAT.”. What do you guys reckon about social media? June 26, 2012. What Do You Love Most About (Gay) Jesus? June 25, 2012. Well, I reckon it dese...
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March | 2012 | Clayton Diggs
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4 out of 5 assholes hate Clayton. Month: March, 2012. March 21, 2012. Louis Armstrong, Divorce, and Brothels. You ever just sit and think about Louis Armstrong? Now most people, when they think of him, they think of this dude with blown out cheeks, singing about how wonderful everything is in that raspy tone that makes you think of a wolf choking on a rooster. But he wasn’t always that fat old guy you’ve probably got in your head. Red Beans and Rice á la Clayton Diggs:. I Onion, chopped. 1 T Chili Powder.
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Father’s Day 2012, The Parent Du Jour, and Charlize Theron’s Butt Poll 3 | Clayton Diggs
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4 out of 5 assholes hate Clayton. Father’s Day 2012, The Parent Du Jour, and Charlize Theron’s Butt Poll 3. You ever just sit around and think about Father’s Day? I didn’t get a chance to until this morning, seeing as how yesterday I decided to spend the whole waking day and sleeping night with my son. A site serving up one mom and one dad every day, 365 days of the year. No friend to a raccoon. From “A DAD A DAY” by Lisa Duggan. Nowhereville, in the Deep, Dark South. A story passed down from generation ...
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Darwin Awards | Clayton Diggs
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4 out of 5 assholes hate Clayton. June 19, 2012. Adidas Shackle Shoes, German Humor, and Jesse Jackson. Editor’s note: clicking on links might lead to insanely amusing schlitz. Or some horrific/informative schlitz. Depends on the link). You ever just sit around and think about German sneaker-maker Adidas? I did, recently, when I came across a cute little idea. Those wacky Europeans had: a sneaker with prison-orange shackles that wrap around the wearer’s ankles. Ing shoes is @#! 8220;The attempt to commer...
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Prometheus, Charlize Theron’s Spacey Butt, and Blood Piñatas | Clayton Diggs
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4 out of 5 assholes hate Clayton. Prometheus, Charlize Theron’s Spacey Butt, and Blood Piñatas. Editor’s note: clicking on links might lead to insanely amusing schlitz. Or just informative schlitz. Depends on the link). You ever just sit around and think about aliens? I did recently, when I heard talk of the new Ridley Scott. Haven’t seen it yet, but hot damn! It looks like a wacky ride! And I’m not just talking about Charlize Theron’s very fine derrière. Wait, Charwhat’s the job? I’m sorry. I’m not!
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