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Cruel Hazel's Big Bucket of Miscellanea: Random Link #1
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Cruel Hazel's Big Bucket of Miscellanea. Twice the bias - at half the price! Friday, October 21, 2005. As opposed to content. A little nod to the esoterics in the house. Posted by Chef Z at 2:33 AM. There's a moaning heiroglyph in my pants? Can you tug on it? Baltimore/DC, MD, United States. View my complete profile. Why the Media Makes Baby Jesus Cry. Where the hell am I? Yes Yes, I am. Fast Times in Belfast. Blogs I Read More Often Than Not.
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Cruel Hazel's Big Bucket of Miscellanea: A Divine Deviation
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Cruel Hazel's Big Bucket of Miscellanea. Twice the bias - at half the price! Tuesday, July 12, 2005. I'm not in the habit of posting my creative writing. Pieces or religious material. but I did this piece recently in a slam and it was fun. so enjoy the deviation. A Letter from the Guys Who Created Religion. As performed at an open mic). I got a letter the other day. From the guys who created religion. Yeah, I didn't know about them either,. But they sounded legit. And they heard there was a show tonight.
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Cruel Hazel's Big Bucket of Miscellanea: I am like candy to them
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Cruel Hazel's Big Bucket of Miscellanea. Twice the bias - at half the price! Tuesday, July 31, 2007. I am like candy to them. I garden. It's fun, it's calming, and it's a good source of fresh ingredients. And I love bunnies. They are adorable and often make me smile. But those damn bunnies need to stop eating my garden. Bunnies, I love you, but I must destroy you. I have one sunflower left, with 3 blossoms on it. I am praying the bunnies will have mercy on it. Posted by Chef Z at 8:47 PM. Sometimes, I th...
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Cruel Hazel's Big Bucket of Miscellanea: Lesbian Pirates!
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Cruel Hazel's Big Bucket of Miscellanea. Twice the bias - at half the price! Monday, May 09, 2005. I figured it out. I'm finally going to become a cult classic. I'm going to start a small music group called "Lesbian Pirates." The name alone buys me an entire demographic of yuppies. And the songs practically write themselves:. 1) The Vagina Song - The words go like this, "Vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina vagina. puuuusssssy! 7) Good Bi Love- "I loves the cock, I admit it's true,/ But damn! More Songs to add...
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Cruel Hazel's Big Bucket of Miscellanea: The Return and Belated Forced Love Day
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Cruel Hazel's Big Bucket of Miscellanea. Twice the bias - at half the price! Tuesday, February 22, 2005. The Return and Belated Forced Love Day. Alright. I'm back from my little hiatus. Thanks to the outpouring of support from my regulars during my "medical journeys." I'm starting to feel much better, so the angst will return! Funny how that works. We're already a week past the infamous Valentine's Day. but I'm still gonna talk about it because who's gonna stop me? And the TRUE meaning is:. At the risk o...
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Cruel Hazel's Big Bucket of Miscellanea: February 2005
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Cruel Hazel's Big Bucket of Miscellanea. Twice the bias - at half the price! Tuesday, February 22, 2005. The Return and Belated Forced Love Day. Alright. I'm back from my little hiatus. Thanks to the outpouring of support from my regulars during my "medical journeys." I'm starting to feel much better, so the angst will return! Funny how that works. We're already a week past the infamous Valentine's Day. but I'm still gonna talk about it because who's gonna stop me? And the TRUE meaning is:. At the risk o...
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Cruel Hazel's Big Bucket of Miscellanea: October 2004
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Cruel Hazel's Big Bucket of Miscellanea. Twice the bias - at half the price! Friday, October 29, 2004. I recently mentioned to someone that I planned to cover the debate a bit in my blog. The response I got was "Well, what are your qualifications? Posted by Chef Z at 12:33 AM. Wednesday, October 27, 2004. Why the Media Makes Baby Jesus Cry. When I say that I don't trust the media, I mean I don't trust. Unless, of course, you turn hearsay into truth. So, this brings me to the liberal media. Now, I'll admi...
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Cruel Hazel's Big Bucket of Miscellanea: oh teh n0ez! I R not funny!
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Cruel Hazel's Big Bucket of Miscellanea. Twice the bias - at half the price! Friday, August 03, 2007. I R not funny! I hadn't gotten any flames for so long, I was starting to feel a bit cold. But as luck would have it, the blog gods granted me a flamer of the particularly obnoxious type on my previous review. Let's have a look, shall we? The flame, in its entirety. Plus a little spice from yours truly. Hey, Anonymous; at least I. Had the balls to attach my name to my opinions.). I don't think I ever clai...
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Cruel Hazel's Big Bucket of Miscellanea: SuperBad - actually only moderately bad. But still bad.
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Cruel Hazel's Big Bucket of Miscellanea. Twice the bias - at half the price! Thursday, August 02, 2007. SuperBad - actually only moderately bad. But still bad. Those who know me are aware that I will often extol the glory that is the Maryland Film Festival for hours on end, often against the audience's will. One of the benefits of associating with the MDFF is the frequent receipt of advance screening passes. A few weeks ago, I received advance screening passes to the movie Superbad. Really, that's it.
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Cruel Hazel's Big Bucket of Miscellanea: November 2004
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Cruel Hazel's Big Bucket of Miscellanea. Twice the bias - at half the price! Thursday, November 25, 2004. Happy Turkey Day, everyone! Due to Thanksgiving, Cruel Hazel will be on break until Monday. Like if something really interesting happens. But don't rely on it. So go eat your turkey. Posted by Chef Z at 2:53 AM. Tuesday, November 23, 2004. I am a fag hag. I am a HELL of a fag hag. If fag hagging was a profession, I'd be pulling in a six digit salary. There are so so so many reasons. A lot of assumpti...