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November | 2015 | ME AND MY BIG MOUTH
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ME AND MY BIG MOUTH. RANTS and RAVES WITH KYLA FLETCHER. November 19, 2015. November 19, 2015. Late night, can’t sleep, bowl of popcorn, and…nothing on TV. EXCEPT THE GREATEST INFOMERCIALS KNOWN TO MAN. HALF AN HOUR INTERVALS OF VACUUMS SLAYING DIRT AND GRIME LIKE PLUG-IN SAMURAIS. DIRT DEVIL. SHARK. BISSELL. DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON DYSON. As tempted as I am to continue this post in all capitals, I’ll calm down now. Oh, you’re married to Disaster Dad from the Bounty commercials who can’t...I could (...
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March | 2016 | ME AND MY BIG MOUTH
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ME AND MY BIG MOUTH. RANTS and RAVES WITH KYLA FLETCHER. March 30, 2016. March 30, 2016. Despite the fact that it’s made me all too aware that I have what Amy Schumer calls an “At-Risk Chin,” Snapchat remains my favourite app. At it’s worst, it broke up couples (remember when you could see everyone’s top friends? And at it’s best, it showed me that I actually look better with a rabbit nose and ears. I’m not really selling this. Let me start over. Is it one of Floop’s Fooglies? Who’s to say. My favourite ...
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January | 2016 | ME AND MY BIG MOUTH
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ME AND MY BIG MOUTH. RANTS and RAVES WITH KYLA FLETCHER. RANT: Dawdlers and Other Slow People That Piss Me Off. January 27, 2016. Confession: I am chronically late. Not by much, mind you, but usually by 5-10 minutes. My dad is rolling his eyes right now cause he knows this is true and if I can admit it then why the hell can’t I fix it? I don’t know why, DAD. I was walking to my car today to grab my purse before meeting some homies at King’s Head for a beer and got stuck behind the. Another pain in the as...
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October | 2015 | ME AND MY BIG MOUTH
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ME AND MY BIG MOUTH. RANTS and RAVES WITH KYLA FLETCHER. October 23, 2015. ITS SALT N PEPA. THE SURPRISE. SALT N PEPA. OH MY GOD. RAVE: BIRTHDAYS, BITCH. October 23, 2015. October 23, 2015. Sorry, got excited. IT’S MY BIRTHDAY WEEKEND. Technically my birthday is on Sunday but you bet your ass I’m going to make this last at least three days. NOW THIS YEAR. SOMETHING SERIOUS IS HAPPENING. And I don’t have a damn clue what it is. Wednesday, Kayla texted me. Her: you ready for tonight? SHOULD I HAVE SHOWERED?
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Frenchness, Fire-Pokers, & I Need To Wash My Jeans | ME AND MY BIG MOUTH
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ME AND MY BIG MOUTH. RANTS and RAVES WITH KYLA FLETCHER. Frenchness, Fire-Pokers, and I Need To Wash My Jeans. February 22, 2016. February 22, 2016. So I went to Festival du Voyageur with my CreComm homies this past weekend. Having never been, I wasn’t sure what to expect, but I ate poutine (and a hotdog), made friends, and learned a lot. My attempt to get cultured also prevented my mom from being. Louis-Simon Olivier, 17, works with quick and nimble hands threading twine through pieces of deer leather t...
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RANT: Dawdlers & Other Slow People That Piss Me Off | ME AND MY BIG MOUTH
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ME AND MY BIG MOUTH. RANTS and RAVES WITH KYLA FLETCHER. RANT: Dawdlers and Other Slow People That Piss Me Off. January 27, 2016. Confession: I am chronically late. Not by much, mind you, but usually by 5-10 minutes. My dad is rolling his eyes right now cause he knows this is true and if I can admit it then why the hell can’t I fix it? I don’t know why, DAD. I was walking to my car today to grab my purse before meeting some homies at King’s Head for a beer and got stuck behind the. Another pain in the as...
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February | 2016 | ME AND MY BIG MOUTH
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ME AND MY BIG MOUTH. RANTS and RAVES WITH KYLA FLETCHER. Frenchness, Fire-Pokers, and I Need To Wash My Jeans. February 22, 2016. February 22, 2016. So I went to Festival du Voyageur with my CreComm homies this past weekend. Having never been, I wasn’t sure what to expect, but I ate poutine (and a hotdog), made friends, and learned a lot. My attempt to get cultured also prevented my mom from being. Louis-Simon Olivier, 17, works with quick and nimble hands threading twine through pieces of deer leather t...
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RANT: Clowns. | ME AND MY BIG MOUTH
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ME AND MY BIG MOUTH. RANTS and RAVES WITH KYLA FLETCHER. March 10, 2016. March 10, 2016. Okay, not actual clowns. I’ve found that recently there’s been a heavy influx of “contouring” videos popping up on my Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook feeds. And, let me tell you, I want nothing to do with it. Simply watching them is exhausting, never mind actually putting in the work. To be completely honest, they freak me out a little bit. Why didn’t I just pick a girl? I don’t know.). I’m not hating on those...
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ME AND MY BIG MOUTH. RANTS and RAVES WITH KYLA FLETCHER. Throwin’ Zs Not Catchin’. April 19, 2016. Whether it’s my infatuation with the moon, my complete and utter lack of respect for the effects of caffeine, or my unconditional love for late-night vacuum infomercials, I am awake a LOT. Sometimes I overhear people say they only got six hours of sleep the night before and I’m like damn, you lazy bum. More often than not, they’re actually. Who needs more than five hours of sleep? Are you a sloth? There’s n...
