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My Own Planet
http://myownplanet.blogspot.com/2004/01/very-bad-start-to-year-they-say-how.html
Friday, January 02, 2004. Very bad start to the year. They say how you spend New Year's Eve is an indication of how the rest of your year will go. (And by "they," I mean some character on the last episode of The O.C. I spent my New Year's Eve eating too much spinach dip and drinking too much wine and then throwing up in my friend Terri's sink, thereby breaking my 11-year no-vomiting streak. Not a good sign. So, to recap:. December 24, 2003: Set hair on fire. December 31, 2003: Threw up (partially in hair).
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The Saved by the Bell Blog
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The Saved by the Bell Blog. The Malibu Sands Episodes. While you're waiting for an update:. Tuesday, September 13, 2011. Zack walks into Bayside wearing Screech's Arabian Nights costume. But all hope is not lost later at the Max, as Zack and Slater are bragging about how many girls they've turned down (so I guess Zack has given up the disguises now? We all know who she's talking about. Anyway, Kelly says that if pressed, she'd probably pick Zack. This causes a celebration next door so excessive t...I cou...
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The Saved by the Bell Blog. The Malibu Sands Episodes. While you're waiting for an update:. Wednesday, May 04, 2005. Life, liberty, and the pursuit of really hideous clothing. He has to be Miss Liberty, too? When did Screech become the Jon-Benet Ramsey of SBTB? Anyway, Big L tells Zack that, as the ambiguously titled "social director," it's his job to convince girls to sign up for the pageant. Up at the dining room, Stacey finally agrees to sign up for the pageant. Big L happens to be within earshot ...
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http://sbtb.blogspot.com/2011/03/teenagers-tiaras-students-of-bayside.html
The Saved by the Bell Blog. The Malibu Sands Episodes. While you're waiting for an update:. Tuesday, March 08, 2011. The students of Bayside are gathering in a heretofore-unseen auditorium for an assembly that's being led by.Zack? Did I miss something? Was he reinstated as student-council president. Instead of Jessie and her tiresome attempts at "politics"? Not a panel of judges whose votes are certified by a Big Four accounting firm? What kind of sham pageant is Belding running here? Slater's overly gel...
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The Saved by the Bell Blog. The Malibu Sands Episodes. While you're waiting for an update:. Thursday, March 03, 2011. Zack kicks off the episode with some exposition about this week's speech-class assignment, the topic of which is "My Best Friend." Substitute teacher Coach Rizzo (a possible relative of Coach Sonski. Judging by his over-the-top Brooklyn accent) intros Slater, who starts his speech with, "Okay, check it! Where's Franklin when you need him? Jessie will wear a ridiculously high-cut bathing s...
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The Saved by the Bell Blog. The Malibu Sands Episodes. While you're waiting for an update:. Thursday, September 04, 2003. Dance Party: It's no Fast Forward. Later on, the gals are in the locker room getting ready for gym. I guess their gym uniforms include wearing gray hot shorts. Jessie’s freaking out, as usual. This time it’s because she’s afraid she’ll never stop growing. Um, I thought Jessie was supposed to be smart. The next day in Belding’s office Casey Kasem stops by and they take the opportunity ...
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My Own Planet
http://myownplanet.blogspot.com/2009/11/chillin-with-obamas-in-last-year-or-so.html
Friday, November 20, 2009. Chillin' with the Obamas. In the last year or so, the Obamas and I have developed quite the after-hours friendship. By "after hours," I mean roughly the hours between midnight and 7:30 am, during which I am alseep. (As are the Obamas, it appears, given that the lights at the White House were off when I drove by at midnight the other night.). Ever since I was given the task of packing up their family photos. Posted by Clare @ 12:05 PM. Subscribe to Posts [ Atom.
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http://sbtb.blogspot.com/2011/03/pimp-my-niece-zack-is-in-hallway.html
The Saved by the Bell Blog. The Malibu Sands Episodes. While you're waiting for an update:. Monday, March 07, 2011. Of Mark-Paul Gosselaar, that's quite a feat.) Anyway, Zack and Slater bow out of the date with Penny, and while Screech is willing, Belding basically tells him, "Only if you're the last man standing." Screech runs off to buy a pager in preparation for that eventuality. Also, the Max was booked? Since when is it in such demand for private parties? Do we really have to go through this again?
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http://sbtb.blogspot.com/2011/08/hawaii-lame-o-we-begin-with-unusually.html
The Saved by the Bell Blog. The Malibu Sands Episodes. While you're waiting for an update:. Tuesday, August 30, 2011. Jump at the chance to send her halfway across the globe with a member of the opposite sex? While Zack's chatting up "Gretchen," Belding walks in and announces he'll be substitute teaching today. Those budget cuts are rough, eh, Richie? And escorts him to detention. It doesn't really matter, because they are even worse scammers than Slater (next time you call the principal pretending to be...
