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La lingua ilongga: June 2006
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Saturday, June 24, 2006. Silay, the Paris of Negros. It goes without saying that the Philippines have something for everyone. Whether you’re looking for shandy in a can. Beans in a dessert, the world’s largest presidential doll collection or just an enthusiastic renewal of your gun licence, you can find it all here. Some days I wake up and the plethora of options freak me out a little. Some days I just end up staying in bed. Hay naku. Turn that s &%. Stepped in to assist us in our wants, which at that mo...
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La lingua ilongga: May 2006
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Saturday, May 27, 2006. Woah, Nice Mangoes. Dear Elizabeth (a devoted reader writes),. Do you know where all the joy goes when it leaves Canberra in early March? Does it relocate to Sydney like everything else? And, more importantly, how do I reclaim my lost fingers from the ACT Government? However, contrary to popular belief, Canberran joy does not relocate to Sydney for the winter months, even if half the Canberran population does. GO ON, HAVE SOME MORE CANBERRAN LIFEBLOOD YOU PINOY FASCISTS. On the pr...
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La lingua ilongga: October 2006
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Friday, October 06, 2006. Confused Alcoholic Tries To Steal Free Drinks. Don't want to alarm anybody but I'm currently in Changi Airport and I'M COMING HOME AMERICA! Oh no wait, where am I from again? I should check my underwear. How good are the free drinks in this place? Phwoar, scotch samples in duty free, keg airport! Eat your heart out Steve Sanders and Leichhardt party house. Oh and I guess this is the end of my blog. It's been, um, emotional. See you in Australia, idiots). View my complete profile.
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La lingua ilongga: August 2006
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Saturday, August 26, 2006. You Fill Up My Senses, Like WD40. If you want success, find a suitable mentor. Emulate their achievements, workshop your problems, seek their advice. Older people have gained wisdom through years of experience. In your twenties, you simply can’t know it all. Conventional wisdom, maybe Confucius or Oprah said something like this once. Dear Tommy Lee,. When I grow up, I want to be a rock star just like you. I discovered I wanted to be a rock star after watching your show,. I’ve b...
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La lingua ilongga: September 2006
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Thursday, September 14, 2006. Why does everybody keep apologizing to me about Steve Irwin? I mean, I know he’s set back the international acceptance of Australians as real, sober and complex human beings by at least a decade, but seriously, I can deal with that. I’m a tough girl. Paul Hogan probably did worse: If anything, could you please sympathise with me over Crocodile Dundee? And what about Yahoo Serious? Did I miss something? Posted by Pinoy Zilla at 4:24 AM. But father we’re at the races! Not true...
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La lingua ilongga: July 2006
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Saturday, July 15, 2006. Good For What Ails You. It’s been a while since I last wrote, since I've been a little ill. I don’t usually like to brag about my own achievements, but I often do anyway so why break a habit: the last couple of weeks have seen me blowing chunks with the dignity and grace of a professional athlete. It’s just as well that the Pinoys have as many ways of curing you as poisoning you. Here are a few of my favourites:. This is the number-one cure all for everything. Hungry? This one is...
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La lingua ilongga: April 2006
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Sunday, April 30, 2006. A Day In the Life Of Me. Whenever I trip people over I assume an American accent. And can I have your number? Gud morning ma’am, hey guapa wowee, hi hallo ma’am, gud afternoon ma’am, yes ma’am, yes yes no good afternoon miss, no ma’am, sorry ma’am? HEY BEWTIFUL YOU VERY GUAPA MISS, WANT TO MAKE HALO-HALO? On a weekend when I was particularly bored I visited the fortune teller, who told me that I will have a wildly exciting life and be a young widow. Thus my new motto: live fas...
