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Foot In The Mouth: May 2008
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Saturday, May 10, 2008. There’s a rather disturbing trend emerging in the literary world today. Rather disturbing, more so because I’m not yet part of it. That’s right, sex blogging. Blogs devoted to sex. They could be fantasies. Or (alleged) real-life sexual escapades. Or both. What’s happening is, these sites are drawing a huge number of visitors – in the millions even! So, I reckon that if I want to get a publishing deal before even writing a page, I should just write a sex blog. Either you’re a...
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Foot In The Mouth: October 2008
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Sunday, October 05, 2008. So barely had I recovered from jaundice and returned to work (for a whole ten days! Than I was struck down again. This time, it's chickenpox. I know what you're thinking. Isn't that a kiddy disease? Well, yes, it is. But I didn't have chickenpox (or jaundice, malaria, measles or mumps) as a child, and now I'm making up for it. It was last Saturday that I noticed myself covered in boils. They'd taken over me, from face to torso. There were even boils on my head! And, of course, I...
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Foot In The Mouth: January 2010
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Monday, January 11, 2010. For Those Tongue-Tied Moments When You Can’t Remember Someone’s Name In Conversation. Charlie Brown (CB for short). Sure beats going, “Um…er…um…”, doesn’t it? Inserted By Foot In The Mouth. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Foot In The Mouth. Whatever you've heard, it's not true. This, however, is. Really. Really and truly. This I swear is. And this I swear by the chappals I threw away recently. View my complete profile. Currently at the top of my cluttered mind. Chai pe bulaya hai.
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Foot In The Mouth: For Those Tongue-Tied Moments When You Can’t Remember Someone’s Name In Conversation
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Monday, January 11, 2010. For Those Tongue-Tied Moments When You Can’t Remember Someone’s Name In Conversation. Charlie Brown (CB for short). Sure beats going, “Um…er…um…”, doesn’t it? Inserted By Foot In The Mouth. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Foot In The Mouth. Whatever you've heard, it's not true. This, however, is. Really. Really and truly. This I swear is. And this I swear by the chappals I threw away recently. View my complete profile. Currently at the top of my cluttered mind.
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Foot In The Mouth: August 2006
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Wednesday, August 16, 2006. Last Wednesday, on Raksha Bandhan, we received word that my younger cousin in Los Angeles, Little C, had been murdered. I was with Dad getting an eye checkup done when the news arrived. As we slowly found out over the course of the next two days, she and two other people had been shot in their homes while asleep one night. The guy who'd done it was a former gang member and friend, who Little C had taken in to help out. All I know is I've lost my baby! He wept over the phone.
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Foot In The Mouth: November 2009
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Monday, November 16, 2009. Things You Learn From Staring Out A Window. A meal of dahikadhi-rice makes you sleepy. And when, in your drowsiness, you head out of the house on a shopping expedition, you tend to be very spaced-out (Space Cadet Foot, reporting for duty) and tend to talk a lot, most of it rubbish like this. Too much going on. Excuses, excuses! Sorry, I will try to revive this blog, God promise! Who hails from Delhi noticed this years ago. Have you ever watched a pigeon walk on a window-sill?
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Foot In The Mouth: October 2006
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Monday, October 09, 2006. It isn't a birthday that makes you feel old. It's the sight of friends around you heading for matrimonial bliss that does. It began last year, when my best friend got married and settled down in Dubai. It didn't hit me that hard. She'd been living there for a while to be close to her fiancee. And, to be honest, we'd all expected her to be the first from our college group to tie the knot. Then, the Drunken Painting Poet - really need to find a shorter nickname, any suggestions?
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Foot In The Mouth: April 2007
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Monday, April 09, 2007. The Art Of The Blow. The Art Of The Blow. They say that relationships (romantic, platonic or imaginary) are all about learning. And I couldn't agree more. Every relationship I've ever had has taught me something. About life, people, and myself. Trust me, I've learnt a lot - love hate, property prices, cures for dandruff, what have you. But last night, I surpassed myself as a teacher. So Slappy turns and says, "I don't know how to whistle.". 3 Once the basic blowing skills are in p...
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Foot In The Mouth: February 2010
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Tuesday, February 16, 2010. 8220;Who’ll Wash All The Vehicles? 8221; And Other Tongues Of The Slips. 8220;Call the fridge, I’m just coming.”. Slappy to me as we head for the elevator one morning. 8220;Call the fridge, I’ll just lock up.”. Me to Slappy, shortly afterwards. 8220;Oh my God, I got a legal ogle! Windows flashes an ‘Illegal Operation’ sign on Legal Ogle’s screen. The one that started it all, and led to her nickname. 8220;Who’ll wash all the vehicles? 8220;Hold your booby with your hand! A Long...