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From a Hill Outside Rome: Textual Gratification II: The Great Valley Adventure
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From a Hill Outside Rome. Sunday, April 5, 2009. Textual Gratification II: The Great Valley Adventure. I am neutral to present the next installment of Textual Gratification: The Great Valley Adventure. This was a dark time, before I quit school, quit smoking, became a vegetarian, and started working out. The content is bad for you. Reader discretion is mandatory. Yay for pastoralism. Read my blog! Clearly you are delusional in your suckiness. At the risk of deflating my ego, let's talk. What happened to ...
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From a Hill Outside Rome: Divine Spooning
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From a Hill Outside Rome. Sunday, April 5, 2009. Good lord, don't ask why, but I sent an evaluation of the conceptual stability of god vs. the spoon to a friend of mine Darrell Grizzle. When I say, don't bother until you have acquired the Unbendable Spoon of God. Or a comparable utensil (no apostle spoons! 1) If the spoon bends in the forest, will anybody hear it? John: Yes, if someone with very good hearing is bending it. Insufficient data to compute probability. John: And give up omnipotence? Cause its...
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From a Hill Outside Rome: Sandwich; Chapter 1: Advent Rising:The Touch of The Thunderdawning
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From a Hill Outside Rome. Sunday, April 5, 2009. Chapter 1: Advent Rising:The Touch of The Thunderdawning. 8220;This is making me hungry for Mexican food,” and his partner replied,. 8220;Yeah, after this, let’s go get Flingchiste Sandwiches.” Then, out of the blue, the Hispanic fellow interjects,. 8220;Flingchiste’s not Mexican, boss.” The cops stopped and looked at each other for a moment before they resumed beating him with a renewed vigor, while one of them screamed,. 8220;Is it true? 8220;Is it true?
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From a Hill Outside Rome: make "alms-a-matter" part of your alma mater
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From a Hill Outside Rome. Tuesday, May 24, 2011. Make "alms-a-matter" part of your alma mater. So the short version is:. You - - Click below and donate a few bucks for childhood cancer research. I - - Shave my head (and donate a few bucks too). You don't have to go anywhere or even get up from your computer. All you have to do:. Go to https:/ www.stbaldricks.org/get involved/donate.php? ParticipantKey=2009-62913 and donate little cash. THANK YOU SO MUCH! Pop quiz: Know thyself. If thy art a beaver, wave ...
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From a Hill Outside Rome: Textual Gratification
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From a Hill Outside Rome. Saturday, February 14, 2009. O My prof is too hot to listen to. My notes are pathetic.". Well now I'm on the train. Remind me next time I'm in class. She can migrate across my land bridge any glacial period of the week.". I want to measure her gracial skull features with my caliper." ". I want her to show me a use for the hyoid bone aside from speech.". Pretty girls in bikinis want to get me drunk. So much for studying.". I am, in fact, a college student.". I am deeply offended!
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From a Hill Outside Rome: Nature Walk
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From a Hill Outside Rome. Tuesday, May 24, 2011. I've got a test in economics tomorrow, so, needless to say, I have a ton of studying to do. Therefore, I got on the internet, joined an online creative writing community, and, apparently, for no reason at all, composed this ridiculous poem (I may want to consider reforming my study habits):. Prompt: When walking through the woods, a tree transforms into an elf and leads you on an unbelievable journey. As foulness fades from my fungus prone palate,. 8220;I ...
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From a Hill Outside Rome: In Defense of Might, Morphin, Now-a-her Rangers
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From a Hill Outside Rome. Saturday, February 14, 2009. In Defense of Might, Morphin, Now-a-her Rangers. It’s bloggin’ time! Personally, I would either morph into a falcon, a tiger or…. (seems like I need to provide a third)… Oh! 8220;Go, go, Whale Ranger! Mraaaawww. Click, click, click! 8221; Plus, that would make a sweet zord. It filters out bad guys with its bristly teeth! It maims overgrown Ahabs: “I’ll get you next time, Whale Ranger! Sure, why not. I don’t care. So, consider yourself lectured. I...