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hecklescakes: September 2006
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Friday, September 29, 2006. I've been asked to Jam. For the first time in a long time, some mates have asked me to come and play guitar with them. Hopefully we'll manage to get pissed while we do it. Hopefully we'll have a good Jam. How to have a good Jam. Never play stuff that anybody else knows. It's boring and someone will be able to play it better than you. Bring your own amplifier, it may be worse than theirs, but the volume is yours and yours only to control. If all else fails, G=get drunk. In Manc...
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hecklescakes: October 2006
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Wednesday, October 25, 2006. I've stolen 'Notes and Queries' from the Guardian. And they haven't even noticed yet. Anyway, as i'm a nice sort of chap, here it is. Recently, whilst holidaying in Antarctica with my wife, I noticed that some of the penguins there looked really pissed off. Is there a reason for this? Aaaron Fretwinkle, Portsmouth. The condition is known as. Adam Hart Davies, Cambridge. Perhaps they just don't like you. P Bowker, Herts. Prof Stephen Hawkins, Cambridge. Prof Crappe, Cambridge.
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hecklescakes: July 2006
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Thursday, July 06, 2006. Hear the Mighty Engines Roar. See the silver bird on high. The trouble with pavements is that they often have things like snails and dog poo on them. I'm not saying that snails and dog poo are. Snails and dog poo can be. But when they are combined with pavement and/or poor visibility they become a downright nuisance. They are not as much of a nuisance as great big holes though. Great big holes and/or pavements and/or poor visibility can become a menace. Fill up the hole. The coag...
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hecklescakes: April 2006
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Sunday, April 30, 2006. This is my guitar. I use it to play songs like 'My Lovely Horse.' by father Ted Crilley and Dougal Maguire and also as a means to impress woman who come to my flat. No women ever come to my flat, but if they ever did, they would be mightily impressed by my guitar. One day I will hang it out of the window to try and entice some women into my flat. It's a great guitar. Posted by Montmarcey Brown at 1:44 PM. Amusing things to say to bouncers. Posted by Montmarcey Brown at 8:06 AM.
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hecklescakes: December 2006
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Friday, December 08, 2006. How to be purple. Being purple is something that I can achieve extremely easily. Being purple and all. For humans the process is much harder. There are three main approaches. Paint and meditation are boring, so I would recomend the anal warts. How to get anal warts that will turn you a lovely shade of purple. Historians will never know the true size of Boozes' penis as he cut it off and sat on it for two days, before discarding it in 1452.). Next week: How to be a bracelet.
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hecklescakes: May 2006
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Tuesday, May 30, 2006. This site is currently being squatted. As the New Hecklescakes Domination Committee has gone to develope another site for resale. Any attempt at evicting. Us from this site will be met with the full force of the law. Do not attempt to evict us, or we will call the pigs. We are the Hecklescakes collective. In the interests of protecting the squatters movement from evil hierarchical structures, we are starting a weekly newspaper called 'Remember Kronstadt! Tuesday, May 23, 2006.
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hecklescakes: January 2007
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Tuesday, January 09, 2007. On History (Number One.). History is in the eye of the beer holder. In the face of the bloke who smokes dope. Blossoming around fields like the ones below. Belching from furnaces hot with coal. Irradiating an unborn childs scull. History is turning white,. History is powdery,. Let's give it a poke. History is in the thigh of the goat herder. Sharing some base with the bloke who smokes dope. Borrowed from fields (You'd find magic mushrooms in the ones below.). It may just burst.
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hecklescakes: November 2006
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Tuesday, November 28, 2006. A quick thought on alienation. The nature of our lives these days leads very easily towards alienation. This is especially true for 18-30 year olds. Often single, living away from where they grew up to get work, a social life that is geared around consumption.etc. In short, a lonely life geared around work or the search for work. Class (Bloody single mothers! Posted by Montmarcey Brown at 5:52 AM. Monday, November 27, 2006. Stop the War doing that primary rythm thing. He was g...
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hecklescakes: August 2006
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Thursday, August 31, 2006. A cynical, but necessary attempt to get more hits. Posted by Montmarcey Brown at 4:11 AM. Captain America and the Neo Con Plot. Continued from page 30. Which was all the more relevant. As we can see from the study below,. Continued on page 34. Posted by Montmarcey Brown at 3:29 AM. Monday, August 28, 2006. How to be manly. How to wrestle a crocodile. How to die like a man. Posted by Montmarcey Brown at 12:22 AM. Sunday, August 27, 2006. They Fuck You Up. Warning: The following ...
