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May contain mild peril. If I have offended you, then you’re a dick. Chrlogposts straight to your inbox! It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Chris on Chrlgtxt 2. Chris on Ear ear. On It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Chrlgtxt 2 wp.me/pxk9L-dW. Ear ear wp.me/pxk9L-dT. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas wp.me/pxk9L-dO. Chrlgtxt 1 wp.me/pxk9L-dx. Food and drink (7). In the news (4). The great outdoors (2). Where are the frogs? One of Polly’s blogs! KAT and sj’s blog.
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Frankly my dear… | The Chrlog
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May contain mild peril. Frankly my dear…. This entry was posted on 27 July 2012, in Language. I didn't know that. As I was reading an Inspector Morse novel* the other day, I was struck by an assertion by Morse (and Chief Superintendent Strange) that the phrase “I don’t give a damn” should in fact be rendered “I don’t give a dam”, the dam in question being a small Indian coin of minimal worth (circa 1/40 of a rupee). Not dams in distress, but pounds sterling. The best currency in the world – FACT. Actuall...
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Quaint customs | The Chrlog
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May contain mild peril. This entry was posted on 25 March 2007, in Holiday. Yadda yadda. Here is another one of those conversations I like to include sometimes. In a bid to make things a little more interesting, the cast is ME (me), IM (my internal monologue) and SCM (scary customs man). Enjoy. We need to search your bag. That was a good start wasn’t it? You pack bag yourself? Er, yes thanks. No one else touch? No I don’t think so. The Devil Wears Prada. Er, that’s mouthwash. I mean can use to make bomb.
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Disney Star Wars | The Chrlog
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May contain mild peril. This entry was posted on 7 November 2012, in Blogging. Luke: “Who’s hakuna matata? Sounds like a wookiie.”. Yoda: “Slimy yet satisfying it is, mmm? Here’s the thing. The last four Star Wars films have been rubbish, for various different reasons. I can’t believe anyone is thinking clearly if they are worried someone is going to ruin the magic of Hayden Christensen. Conversely, all Disney films are masterpieces on every level. Fact. I can’t wait for Star Wars VII. Chris on Chrlgtxt 2.
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Customer service is not hard | The Chrlog
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May contain mild peril. Customer service is not hard. This entry was posted on 26 July 2012, in Travel. Engineering work has meant half the trains I take to work just don’t exist, and the others are taking a tortuous, circuitous route o’er hill and down dale. Reduced service has meant extremely busy trains. But you know me, I don’t like to complain. Query (from customer on train):. It’s ridiculously busy on this train! There’s nowhere to put my baby in his pushchair! You have to provide one! It’s b...
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Chrlgtxt 2 | The Chrlog
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May contain mild peril. This entry was posted on 24 March 2013, in Blogging. Here’s some more bite-sized goodness:. I know you are partial to the odd bit of pre-loved apparel. I too am in favour of the seconds market and the charity shop. (My particular weakness is for books.) Does the Febreze advert upset you like it upsets me? How are you getting on with your orange? I hope you enjoy your holiday next week! Don’t miss me too much! 2 thoughts on “ Chrlgtxt 2. 24 March 2013 at 22:45. Chris on Chrlgtxt 2.
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THE CHOCOLATE INCIDENT | The Chrlog
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May contain mild peril. This entry was posted on 26 November 2006, in Family. We had a bit of an incident on our drive back from Scotland… Apparently it has to be known as THE CHOCOLATE INCIDENT. It is all in capitals to emphasise how serious it is. 8220;Shall we have some more chocolate? 8220;There’s not a huge amount left actually.”. 8220;But I’ve only had a few pieces! 8220;Um… but it is split into lines of three. So, every time you have had a piece, I have had to have two.”. Silence for 30 minutes].
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Chrlgtxt 1 | The Chrlog
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May contain mild peril. This entry was posted on 12 November 2012, in Blogging. Where are the frogs? Whilst perusing Kezzie AG. I came across a recent post. Which was constructed of letters to people (and one was to me, which was very exciting! I thought this was a Very Good Idea and immediately stole it. I don’t know if Kezzie stole it from someone in turn or if it is her own, but it is quite clear that it isn’t mine. Then we’ll begin. I am sorry to steal your (maybe your? Idea Your dalek costume. Impre...
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I am bored | The Chrlog
https://thechrlog.wordpress.com/2007/05/24/i-am-bored
May contain mild peril. This entry was posted on 24 May 2007, in Filler post. 8230; and how have I assuaged my boredom today? 1 I discovered that I can email my canteen at work. I have just had a portion of your strawberry cheesecake. Mmmm! It was delicious; thank you very much. Unfortunately, in my excitement, I accidentally ate the small sprig of mint that you placed on top as decoration. Will I be okay? 8212;—–. I am sure you will be okay. 8212;—–. How about if I am allergic to mint? So, what have you...
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University | The Chrlog
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May contain mild peril. This entry was posted on 9 November 2012, in Blogging. I was chatting with a colleague the other day about his son at University. I asked what he was doing. 8220;Drinking and shagging,” said the aforementioned colleague. This must presumably be some kind of joint honours. Things were a lot simpler in my day. (I did mathematics.). 2 thoughts on “ University. 9 November 2012 at 18:15. Oh I missed you! Please,more of these funny posts! How’s life, Juliet and Panther? Chris on Ear ear.
