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Big Al’s Graduation Day | Eat This, Internet.
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Eat This, Internet. Eat This, Internet. Big Al’s Graduation Day. 8220;Morning,” I whisper to me. “Mourning,” I moan, then pull the covers up to just below my eyes and look around to see if anyone heard my wordplay and did they like it. 8221; I ask. 8220;Mrrrrow,” she says softly. She walks down the hall toward the kitchen. 8220;Meow meow meOw? 8221; she asks. “Jill meow meow.”. 8220;Yeah, she can have some coffee. I actually already made some.”. 8220;Mrrrrow.”. Now the fun stuff. Alex calls her mom Beak ...
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Eat This, Internet. Eat This, Internet. Savage and the Big Beat 35 Weekend. Before we play tonight, though, we need to practice. I wait for Max to arrive. He is as tall as I remember him. I inhale deeply, looking out my window as the musical beast approaches. 8220;Ready to practice? 8221; I whisper. Max stops and peers into the window. He sees me standing there and mouths a curse word. 8220;Unlock the door,” he says. 8220;Ready to make music? 8221; I whisper. 8220;Will we make sounds, then? 8221; I ask.
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December | 2012 | Eat This, Internet.
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Eat This, Internet. Eat This, Internet. Archive December, 2012. Science Bless Us, Everyone. In the spirit of Christmas, I am regifting to you all this old Christmas. Play I wrote. May the indifferent universe look kindly upon you this Christmas (even though it can’t look, as it has no eyes and, even if it did have eyes, would less than not care about your troubles and successes). Happy Holidays! Eat This, Internet. Hey, Grayson. I need to talk to you. Hey, I know this is short notice. 1,869 more words.
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April | 2013 | Eat This, Internet.
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Eat This, Internet. Eat This, Internet. Archive April, 2013. I Go Back in Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime. I lay on my back, staring up at the ceiling. The popcorn ceiling. I’m topless. My milky white breasts show for all the world to see. All the world is a stage and here look at my tits bounce around on it. I roll onto my side–my right side. There lay Roman Brown, brother of Max Brown, singer for my band, Savage and the Big Beat. This is Roman. 8221; Roman asks, still not facing me. 8221; I ask.
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January | 2013 | Eat This, Internet.
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Eat This, Internet. Eat This, Internet. Archive January, 2013. I Get in a Wreck. Okay, I’m going to control the spin of this story. It’s come to light recently that Max Brown and I were in a wreck this morning. I’d like to share the events of the wreck so there is no misunderstanding of what happened. Ahead of me, roughly ninety feet or so, a man has parked perpendicularly. I can remember just before I strike the vehicle. 8220;Max,” I say. “There is no way to avoid this.”. Max’s eyes pop open. 8220;You w...
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Savage Plays for Birds of Night | Eat This, Internet.
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Eat This, Internet. Eat This, Internet. Savage Plays for Birds of Night. I get to the show at eight to load my gear in. It is dark when I get there and a man with a mustache that hugs his face asks for my ID. Haha” I actually say “haha.” “Here’s my ID. I don’t know who you are, but I know who I am. And I’m…” I check my ID. “Robert Kyle Irion.”. I look at my ID for a second. 8220;Can I see your ID please, sir? 8221; he asks me, now holding his hand out. He checks my ID. He gives me an artist wrist band.
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