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Sysm: Deep in the heart of the South...
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Deep in the heart of the South. I'm not kidding. The stupid fucker actually said that. I said, "You can be ignorant, if you'd like. I'm not going to attempt to reason with someone who gets all of their information from chain emails, and never bothers to ask whether there's any truth to them at all. But I'm not going to keep my kids around that kind of racist shit.". The fact that this election is even close is because of people like this. Good on you for standing up for what's right, though. BA - the pro...
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Mr Noxious
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When Star Wars and World War 2 Collide. Wonderful World of Weirdness. Monday, August 29, 2005. Take your best shot. This shot was taken in my aunties back garden with my Sony Ericsson K750i. I got so fed up a few weeks back with throwing my Motorola MPx200. NB: previous blog photos taken with the Sony include "Slow Down". Posted by MrNoxious at 10:14 am. Friday, August 26, 2005. Absolute Freedom of Movement. The subject of Free Running or Parkour. Came up during a chinwag with Taoski. The second "herd" w...
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Sysm: I'm just talkin' 'bout Shaft (continued)
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I'm just talkin' 'bout Shaft (continued). At the local pumpkin patch over the weekend. This monstrosity would scoop up pumpkins, chomp them between its mighty mechanical jaws, and let the husks fall to the ground. This entry was posted on Monday, September 29, 2008 at 9:38 AM. You can skip to the end and leave a response. It's not even October. Pumpkin patches should be illegal until October. Everything about that is wrong. I think that thing is cool. Raquo; Post a Comment. Soft rock the vote.
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Sysm: OK
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I need to flex my brain muscle. And write in more than 140-character stretches. Should I pick it up here or at Tumblr? This entry was posted on Wednesday, April 07, 2010 at 10:29 PM. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Raquo; Post a Comment. A Christmas Miracle, Part Two. Behold the Majesty of Thurl Ravenscroft. Deep in the heart of the South. Im just talkin bout Shaft (continued). BA - the protoBlogger. The Abominable Doctor Sardonic. And then there's Todd.
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Sysm: Here's the thing
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The basement was really, really. I will write something, once a week. Starting with this months old anecdote. Henceforth, I will don a tunic prior to any rough housing. This entry was posted on Sunday, August 10, 2008 at 10:17 PM. You can skip to the end and leave a response. This will bring you glorious google search phrases. You make me so happy. Now that I'm here to see it, I wish I hadn't. For the record, the Sysmutt never humped anything while he was here. It must be you. Tits - right back at you.
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Sysm: Satan's Little Helpers
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I've tried to fake it over the years. I've tried to care. But pro sports just don't feel important to me. They don't feel real. They've always just felt like a marketing vehicle. A void filler. When there are so many other things to fill your time with, sports just feel like a time suck. I'll go to a baseball game or two every year. But that's more about hanging with my friends and having a beer. I don't watch sports on tv. I don't read the Sports section in the newspaper. But that's about it. If you wat...
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My Therapist Claims There's Hope: August 2005
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My Therapist Claims There's Hope. He also said Nick is a puss infected SLUT. Tuesday, August 30, 2005. What did you say? I went into the waiting room and called his name. When he answered I said "Hi, I'm Melanie and I'm going to take you back to meet Dr. Pepper*.". He responds, "Oh, there really IS a Dr. Pepper? I want to kick him in his 500lb leg, but I resist the urge and smile politely. Yes sir, and if you come with me I'll take you to meet him.". I want to yell BULLSHIT, but I resist the urge. Things...
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Sysm: Shower the children
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This disturbs me on so many levels. I'm feeling crappy. Join me. You'll be glad you did. Then, perchance, we can play a game. Labels: e.g. scooters. This entry was posted on Thursday, September 25, 2008 at 1:42 PM. You can skip to the end and leave a response. 1) I want to shower with Bea. 2) Fuck you, Darth Vader! 3) I am so firing up my printer now. The question is whether or not McPOW will let us play. Asshat. 4) Sorry you're feeling crappy. Your private dick just made my night. Raquo; Post a Comment.
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My Therapist Claims There's Hope: September 2005
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My Therapist Claims There's Hope. He also said Nick is a puss infected SLUT. Friday, September 30, 2005. So I don't get spit on. Jobs I thought would be kick ass when I was a kid and planned to do:. High school English/German teacher. Lawyer (thanks to the glam of LA Law). Jobs that I have held pertaining to the above list:. I think I surpassed my goals. I mean, I was a waitress at Ponderosa for Christ’s sake. Posted by Melanie was here @ 12:56 PM. 14 Beyotches Say What? Wednesday, September 28, 2005.
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My Therapist Claims There's Hope: June 2005
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My Therapist Claims There's Hope. He also said Nick is a puss infected SLUT. Thursday, June 30, 2005. Boy howdy that pisses me off. Editor's Note: This post was inspired by actual people. This post was actually written in my head last night after one such person's insensitive comments. Instead of punching him in the mouth, I went home and created the following. If she was white, it wouldn’t be a factor. No one ever says, Yeah, this white bitch cut me off on the turnpike this morning. What a great musical.