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stupidcuntisnotcodeforiloveyou.com

Shit Girls Say to Their BFF’s | "stupid cunt" is not code for "I love you"

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Stupid cunt is not code for I love you. And other gems I've picked up along the way. Shit Girls Say to Their BFF’s. September 5, 2014. September 16, 2014. Stupid cunt is not code for I love you. They’re basically the only way to keep your sanity in life. As much fun as men can be, your husband/baby daddy/boyfriend/FWB/secret lover will probably (hopefully? Never have a vagina, and sometimes there are things that you can only say to people with similar parts. Do you catch my drift? I recently gave a fello...

erinlyon.net

How I Lost My Street Cred. – Erin Lyon

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Writer, Lawyer, Connoisseur of Poor Decision-Making. How I Lost My Street Cred. July 18, 2014. Bull; 20 Comments. Just kidding. I never had any. I am 100% suburban white bread who is urban-impaired. This was a gift from one of my best friends a few years ago:. I can, however, quote The Family Guy with the best of them. That earns me no street cred, but my nerds feel what I’m puttin’ down. * *Word to your motha. I suspect at times they keep me around for comic relief…to laugh *with* me. My ass. Yeah, my g...

elizabethargyropoulos.com

One Mother Asks: I Only Let My Son Play With Wooden Toys, Why is He Such a Douche? – BOURGEOIS ALIEN

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SATIRE, TWITTER, DRIVEL. A guest dropped by. June 10, 2016. June 14, 2016. One Mother Asks: I Only Let My Son Play With Wooden Toys, Why is He Such a Douche? Melanie Trotsky from Beaverton, Oregon raised her son with wooden toys, no TV or video games, a vegan diet, and yet somehow her oldest son, Cole, still managed to become an enormous douche bag. She grips her cup of organic silver needle tea with both hands and looks thoughtfully out the window, “I just never thought Cole would go. Share on Facebook ...

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Jewelry Stories | Very Bangled

https://verybangled.com/2015/02/14/jewelry-stories

More than a bracelet collection. Protect Me from What I Want. Pandora’s Box: proceed with caution. February 14, 2015. February 14, 2015. Besides Twitter my main source of news is NY Mag which I receive in the mail every other week and then proceed to rarely read. So I’m pretty much NOT up on any sort of current event. But this week I actually opened my NY Mag and found this article about women, jewelry, and their life stories. If you have read my blog for any length of time you know I am all about this.

abbyhasissues.com

Practical Classes for Writers | Abby Has Issues

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I have issues. So do you. Deva from “My Life Suckers” Has Issues. Jen from “People I Want to Punch In the Throat” Has Issues and a Giveaway →. Practical Classes for Writers. August 25, 2014. It’s back to school time for most people, and while I value my college education, I can’t help but feel that the writing curriculum they provided didn’t necessarily prepare me for the real world. So with that said, I have proposed a few more practical classes that all aspiring writers should be required to take.

angstanarchy.com

Broken, The Internet Is – Angst Anarchy

https://angstanarchy.com/2014/11/21/broken-the-internet-is

March 2, 2016 in Humor /. 7 Guidelines for a Kickass Marriage. October 6, 2015 in Career /. Forget the Lifetime Failure Tally: Look Ahead. February 27, 2015 in Environmentalism /. My Body is a Polluted Bombed Out Wasteland. November 21, 2014 in Beauty /. Broken, The Internet Is. April 8, 2014 in Uncategorized /. A Case of “the Uglies” with Mincing and Ogling. May 25, 2016 in Pop Culture /. 3 Tips for Fiscal Responsibility. April 18, 2016 in Blogging /. February 11, 2016 in Humor /. Broken, The Internet Is.

dearwriters.com

Notes from Laurel Leigh | Dear Writers

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Notes from Laurel Leigh. Category Archives: Notes from Laurel Leigh. Good-night, Sweet Swingline. November 2, 2015. Notes from Laurel Leigh. Alas, stuff of mine has been breaking lately. Specifically:. Popped into the eye doc’s to get a new one put on and didn’t notice till I got home that the new one is clear and in contrast, the used one on the other side is darkened with age and skin wax? When Is It OKAY Not To Tell? June 24, 2015. Notes from Laurel Leigh. I Should Win This. To Rhyme or Not To Rhyme.

angstanarchy.com

A Wooden Anniversary with Hiking – Angst Anarchy

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March 2, 2016 in Humor /. 7 Guidelines for a Kickass Marriage. October 6, 2015 in Career /. Forget the Lifetime Failure Tally: Look Ahead. February 27, 2015 in Environmentalism /. My Body is a Polluted Bombed Out Wasteland. November 21, 2014 in Beauty /. Broken, The Internet Is. April 8, 2014 in Uncategorized /. A Case of “the Uglies” with Mincing and Ogling. May 25, 2016 in Pop Culture /. 3 Tips for Fiscal Responsibility. April 18, 2016 in Blogging /. February 11, 2016 in Humor /. Once we got to the top...

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Spilling Secrets Over Drinks – A Family Reunion | The Pretty Platform

https://theprettyplatform.com/2014/10/31/spilling-secrets-over-drinks-a-family-reunion

About Me (Updates Bolded for 2016). Life 360 (50 Word Writing Challenge). National Poetry Writing Month Tautogram. Me, Myself and I – All Guilty! March 16-27, 2015. October 31, 2014. Spilling Secrets Over Drinks – A Family Reunion. I’m part of a Blog Hop today. It’s like bar hopping, only better. So grab a drink and enjoy the first ever Funny Blog Friday. Yes, yes, there’s always a catch). Please READ on to find out some of my Family’s Dirty Little Secrets now exposed. As the night progresses, those poor...