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The Things Pets Do: Leg Humping
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The Things Pets Do. The Things our Pets Do That We Can't, Won't, Or Don't Do. Monday, May 25, 2009. Not only is it summer, but it's also Memorial Day, and that means tons of picnics and BBQs. And other large gatherings to which dogs are invited. And guess what happens when dogs are invited to events? They hump legs, that's what happens. No fucking manners at all. Like seriously, were you raised in a barn (or a strip club)? And of all things to hump, why legs, you ask? Tendon is suddenly violated. As you ...
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The Things Pets Do: Having a Friend Pick Up Their Poop
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The Things Pets Do. The Things our Pets Do That We Can't, Won't, Or Don't Do. Sunday, May 3, 2009. Having a Friend Pick Up Their Poop. You know what, dogs? What I will say is that none of my other friends ask me to clean up after them. I only do it for you because you don't have hands. But as soon as you evolve some, this whole thing is over. I'm tired of this shit. Pun intended! Photo What's really going on here? By brandi666;http:/ www.flickr.com/photos/brandi666/2777696348/). House training a dog.
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The Things Pets Do: Giving Birth to a Litter
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The Things Pets Do. The Things our Pets Do That We Can't, Won't, Or Don't Do. Saturday, April 25, 2009. Giving Birth to a Litter. That crazy ass Angelina-Jolie-looking octomom aside, humans don't give birth to litters. Sure, occasionally a pair of twins pop out, but really, that's about it. But dogs, cats, and tons of small animals think it's totally fine to have as many kids as they want. Well, you can't, goddamnit. Haven't you been reading any of the magazines in the check out lines? Newly Launched sit...
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The Things Pets Do: Eating Kibble
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The Things Pets Do. The Things our Pets Do That We Can't, Won't, Or Don't Do. Wednesday, April 15, 2009. You knew you'd get called out. On it eventually, dogs and cats. Yeah, yeah, I know you'd rather eat. A steak or some tuna, and yes, I know we're the ones who give you this crap, but you still eat it. Round little dried-out pellets. You might as well just take your food intravenously. I'm so glad we humans never eat processed, dried food. Now, I'm off to heat up a frozen. April 15, 2009 at 3:18 PM.
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The Things Pets Do: Pushing Watermelons
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The Things Pets Do. The Things our Pets Do That We Can't, Won't, Or Don't Do. Thursday, April 30, 2009. I know what you're thinking: since when do cat's push watermelons? That's when. I was asked by Barb. To "explain" the picture of a cat pushing a watermelon out of a lake, and I must say, it took me a while to figure out. Why wouldn't it? But here it is. Caption is incorrect. This cat is in no way related to Sisyphus, nor was he the pet of Sisyphus. Sisyphus was more of a dog person. This is a m uch.
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The Things Pets Do: Another Link - No HR 669
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The Things Pets Do. The Things our Pets Do That We Can't, Won't, Or Don't Do. Wednesday, April 22, 2009. Another Link - No HR 669. I know, I know, I'm terrible. Another link. What an asshole. Last one, then back to normal. Reduced pet population to choose from). So you know, if you feel strongly enough, go here and send an email or letter or make a call. It took me less than two minutes to send an email. Up with my linking and my lack of Things Pets Do. Back to normal soon. April 22, 2009 at 1:32 PM.
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The Things Pets Do: May 2009
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The Things Pets Do. The Things our Pets Do That We Can't, Won't, Or Don't Do. Monday, May 25, 2009. Not only is it summer, but it's also Memorial Day, and that means tons of picnics and BBQs. And other large gatherings to which dogs are invited. And guess what happens when dogs are invited to events? They hump legs, that's what happens. No fucking manners at all. Like seriously, were you raised in a barn (or a strip club)? And of all things to hump, why legs, you ask? Tendon is suddenly violated. I'm pre...
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The Things Pets Do: Meowing at Birds
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The Things Pets Do. The Things our Pets Do That We Can't, Won't, Or Don't Do. Tuesday, May 19, 2009. I'm pretty sure that I don't need to explain to you why we don't meow at birds through a window. It should be obvious how goddamn stupid that is to anyone who isn't a fucking cat, so instead of wasting my time with that, I'll present you with a short play entitled. Cat Talks to Bird Through Window.". I'm going to eat you, bird. No, you aren't. There's a window between us. I win, you lose. My cat, Dermie t...
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The Things Pets Do: March 2009
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The Things Pets Do. The Things our Pets Do That We Can't, Won't, Or Don't Do. Sunday, March 29, 2009. Catching a Frisbee with a Mouth. Dogs, dogs, dogs. Do you know where that frisbee. It's disgusting, absolutely disgusting that you'd even consider putting your mouth around it. Plus, it's such an awkward shape, it can't be easy to hold onto. Else ever in the whole world catches frisbees. With their hands, but you have to do it with your mouth. I don't care that you don't have any thumbs! Here's the deal,...
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