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Flip you, melon farmer!: August 2008
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Flip you, melon farmer! On movies and books and life . you know, blog stuff. And what this guy says, too. A quick update expanding on my screed against The Dark and Boring Knight - it's a piece from Michael Atkinson ('writing on cinema, culture and anti-imperialist dudgeon in a blindly Godless world') which says a bit more eloquently what I was getting at below. In short, like this:. Read more here in Zero for Conduct. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). No one else has had this idea, have they?
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Flip you, melon farmer!: ... and what this guy says, too.
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Flip you, melon farmer! On movies and books and life . you know, blog stuff. And what this guy says, too. A quick update expanding on my screed against The Dark and Boring Knight - it's a piece from Michael Atkinson ('writing on cinema, culture and anti-imperialist dudgeon in a blindly Godless world') which says a bit more eloquently what I was getting at below. In short, like this:. Read more here in Zero for Conduct. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). No one else has had this idea, have they?
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Flip you, melon farmer!: And so it begins...
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Flip you, melon farmer! On movies and books and life . you know, blog stuff. And so it begins. But then, as often happens, a creature came along (who now has her own blog. And the Pixies reunion film ' loudQUIETloud. Two popular favorites (' The Devil Wears Prada. And ' Little Miss Sunshine. The indie flick ' Junebug. And the hilarious and aptly named ' Jackass Number 2. Which - to set the adult tone of this blog right away - is gayer than 4 guys screwing 5 guys). January 15, 2007 at 9:31 AM. Step Away F...
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Flip you, melon farmer!: January 2007
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Flip you, melon farmer! On movies and books and life . you know, blog stuff. And so it begins. But then, as often happens, a creature came along (who now has her own blog. And the Pixies reunion film ' loudQUIETloud. Two popular favorites (' The Devil Wears Prada. And ' Little Miss Sunshine. The indie flick ' Junebug. And the hilarious and aptly named ' Jackass Number 2. Which - to set the adult tone of this blog right away - is gayer than 4 guys screwing 5 guys). Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Miss H's Dai...
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Flip you, melon farmer!: July 2008
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Flip you, melon farmer! On movies and books and life . you know, blog stuff. As I was saying . Sorry I haven't posted in awhile - I've had a cold. So to get back to it: seriously, The Dark Knight is *really* one the best movies of the year, with an 'Oscar IOU for Heath Ledger'? Btb, did you hear that the guy who played The Joker died this year? I mean, what the fuck . the guy who made Memento made this dismal, leaden, cliched ball of gas? Where Eric Roberts' character is dropped from a building and break...
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Flip you, melon farmer!: As I was saying ...
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Flip you, melon farmer! On movies and books and life . you know, blog stuff. As I was saying . Sorry I haven't posted in awhile - I've had a cold. So to get back to it: seriously, The Dark Knight is *really* one the best movies of the year, with an 'Oscar IOU for Heath Ledger'? Btb, did you hear that the guy who played The Joker died this year? I mean, what the fuck . the guy who made Memento made this dismal, leaden, cliched ball of gas? Where Eric Roberts' character is dropped from a building and break...
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David... Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen!: Who Let Michael Vick Out? Who? Who? Who?
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David Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen! Friday, August 14, 2009. Who Let Michael Vick Out? I watched Micheal Vick's press conference today with an open heart and open ears, but I didn't buy what Michael Vick was saying. If you don't know what I'm talking about, last night, the Philadelphia Eagles signed Mike Vick to a two year deal. Now we all know what I think about the situation, I believe Michael's punishment wasn't fitting.prison for it? Something can't be a mistake if you did it for years and ye...
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David... Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen!: Hands Off Our Cocks!
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David Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen! Friday, August 19, 2011. Hands Off Our Cocks! An Article I wrote for the wonderful HipsterJew.com, go check them out! Hands off our cocks! The foreskin has 5000 more nerve endings on it than an uncircumcised penis tip, making sex much more pleasurable. Yeah That’s what I need, to be quicker in bed. It’s genital mutilation! It’s genital indoctrination (I’m very proud of myself for this one.). God doesn’t make mistakes. That just makes me want to do it more!
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David... Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen!: Gay-to-Straight camps don't work! WHHHAAATTT?
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David Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen! Thursday, August 6, 2009. Gay-to-Straight camps don't work! The most shocking report of maybe ever came out today. A report so shocking that I cannot believe it's not getting the coverage it deserves.yes.today it was announced that after a several year study it turns out that gay-to-straight programs.DO NOT WORK! This is the biggest surprise since another study coming out about 3 months ago said that abstinence teaching didn't work! Are you kidding me? Also, th...
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David... Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen!: The Patriots Lost, Tom Brady's leg is jelly, so god won
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David Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen! Monday, September 22, 2008. The Patriots Lost, Tom Brady's leg is jelly, so god won. It's only week 3 of the football season and already I can see God's wonder and miracles playing into the National Football league schedule. Now, again, I know what you're all thinking.why would god bother wasting his time working on who wins football games.how trivial? But, you know what else is trivial? Bowling.and god invented that.so suck it. EEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAWWWWW...