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Snap Judgments and Bad Decisions: March 2010
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Snap Judgments and Bad Decisions. Carl Kozlowski's Oddball Life and Rants - These views are solely mine and not the views of any other writing partners, nor my newspapers, magazines, radio stations and other venues I work with. Any beefs? Take 'em up with me ONLY. Thanks! Monday, March 15, 2010. TONS OF NEWS JOKES - HAVE SOME LAUGHS ON ME! Governor Schwarzenegger has declared No Cussing Week in California. So, I guess that's the end of tonight's show! And gee, who knew Cheney had a heart? They just annou...
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Snap Judgments and Bad Decisions: September 2009
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Snap Judgments and Bad Decisions. Carl Kozlowski's Oddball Life and Rants - These views are solely mine and not the views of any other writing partners, nor my newspapers, magazines, radio stations and other venues I work with. Any beefs? Take 'em up with me ONLY. Thanks! Monday, September 7, 2009. Another One Bites the Dust (another roommate that is). I don't think I've ever made a smart choice of roommates. Are you having to have 19 kids because 15 of them are gonna get scurvy? First i lived wiht Jack,...
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Snap Judgments and Bad Decisions: HOLLYWOOD NEEDS TO VISIT "FLY-INTO' COUNTRY
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Snap Judgments and Bad Decisions. Carl Kozlowski's Oddball Life and Rants - These views are solely mine and not the views of any other writing partners, nor my newspapers, magazines, radio stations and other venues I work with. Any beefs? Take 'em up with me ONLY. Thanks! Thursday, May 20, 2010. HOLLYWOOD NEEDS TO VISIT "FLY-INTO' COUNTRY. Flyover State of Mind: Hollywood’s Red State Prejudice. There’s always a “yet,” right? When I got to Alabama, however, and told my sister how frustrated I was, she was...
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Snap Judgments and Bad Decisions: October 2009
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Snap Judgments and Bad Decisions. Carl Kozlowski's Oddball Life and Rants - These views are solely mine and not the views of any other writing partners, nor my newspapers, magazines, radio stations and other venues I work with. Any beefs? Take 'em up with me ONLY. Thanks! Friday, October 30, 2009. COMEDY WILL MAKE YOU CRAZY or does that mean crazy people make great comedy? Laughing away life’s aches and pains at Kyle Cease’s Comedy Boot Camp. I have also come here, both as a reporter and as a 13-year par...
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Snap Judgments and Bad Decisions: October 2011
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Snap Judgments and Bad Decisions. Carl Kozlowski's Oddball Life and Rants - These views are solely mine and not the views of any other writing partners, nor my newspapers, magazines, radio stations and other venues I work with. Any beefs? Take 'em up with me ONLY. Thanks! Friday, October 14, 2011. OK, I GUESS "BLUE VALENTINE" IS A REALISTIC PORTRAIT OF ROMANTIC DISASTER AFTER ALL. 8221; And what was Ryan’s big offense that led to that kind of treatment? Well, I guess in some ways, maybe he was right.
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Snap Judgments and Bad Decisions: May 2010
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Snap Judgments and Bad Decisions. Carl Kozlowski's Oddball Life and Rants - These views are solely mine and not the views of any other writing partners, nor my newspapers, magazines, radio stations and other venues I work with. Any beefs? Take 'em up with me ONLY. Thanks! Thursday, May 20, 2010. NEWS JOKES FOR THE WEEK OF 5/17. Did you folks hear about the dad who cattle-branded his teenage sons because he wanted to bring his family closer together? Hey, you know that really gay musical show "Glee"?
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The Daily Koz: WHY I NOW HATE CHRISTMAS or MY TWO DAYS OF CAPITCVITY AT MY AUNT'S HOUSE as told through Facebook updates
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Thursday, January 20, 2011. WHY I NOW HATE CHRISTMAS or MY TWO DAYS OF CAPITCVITY AT MY AUNT'S HOUSE as told through Facebook updates. Called “Why I Now Hate Christmas” or “How I spent two days in captivcity at my aunt’s house…as told through a series of Facebook updates. 11:08 am Dec. 24 “Going to a Christmas party at the Nakitomi Building tonight. Should be a low-key affair.”. 11:15 am Dec. 24 “You guys keep asking ‘what’s so bad about visiting my aunt for Christmas? 4:20 pm Dec. 24 “We pull ...4:28 pm...
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The Daily Koz: CELEBRITY JEOPARDY (not the game show!)
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Thursday, October 15, 2009. CELEBRITY JEOPARDY (not the game show! So I accidentally skipped a couple of days, but to do 3 posts in 5 days is still pretty damn good i must say. It's been a pretty good week so far; I rocked my storytelling show Monday night bigger than any show EVER and had seven (7! I loved the part about Scientology," she giggled. Because I'm a Scientologist! So I guess you haven't Googled me, have you? I am about to paste over some stuff from my Facebook page. These are doozies....
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The Daily Koz: October 2009
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Thursday, October 15, 2009. CELEBRITY JEOPARDY (not the game show! So I accidentally skipped a couple of days, but to do 3 posts in 5 days is still pretty damn good i must say. It's been a pretty good week so far; I rocked my storytelling show Monday night bigger than any show EVER and had seven (7! I loved the part about Scientology," she giggled. Because I'm a Scientologist! So I guess you haven't Googled me, have you? I am about to paste over some stuff from my Facebook page. These are doozies....
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The Daily Koz: WELCOME TO MY WORLD
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Sunday, October 11, 2009. WELCOME TO MY WORLD. Let me start off this first post in "The Daily Koz" by saying if you wanna know who I am, read the profile. Duh. So here goes, let's have some fun, shall we? But on Friday, i was kinda bummed, having overheard that one comic didn't show for 10 pm and the manager's running around going 'what do i do? Until I had to go to the bathroom. The pool of the Gaylord from way up in the sky. Someone's apt at the Gaylord. The Palladium is a classic Hollywood concert hal...