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Kafez: November 2006
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Suzan Abrams, email: suzanabrams@live.co.uk. Dublin, Republic of, Ireland. View my complete profile. Flown the nest. *Wordpress. *Please click on the . Continuing the Interview with Malaysian Novelist . Malaysian Author Tash Aw to Read at the Edinburgh . A Short Interview with Malaysian Novelist Zaipah . Beverley Raws Telling Tales, courtesy of UKUnpubl. The Gift, by Malaysias debut novelist Zaipah Ib. A Gem of a Find: The Singing Top: Tales from Malay. The enigmatic and alluring Farah Damji. A glass of ...
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Horton's Folly: A Plan for Revenge is Hatched
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Friday, April 04, 2008. A Plan for Revenge is Hatched. My dearest and most obstreperous of readers, my plan to exact revenge on Dr. Fell has been hatched. I feel it must needs be severe because he tinkered with my soul, which is a serious offence. Being subject to unspeakable tortures during my time as an inmate of Dundee's Home for the Irretrievably Demented, I have become hardened. Murder is no longer a great taboo. What is the purpose of the phallus next to the Irn-Bru? Dundee, Scotland, United Kingdom.
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Horton's Folly: The Dundee Mafia Part 2
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Friday, July 25, 2008. The Dundee Mafia Part 2. My dearest and most interested of readers, if you recall, yesterday's diary entry ended with me approaching a lummox in order to persuade him to allow me ingress to the headquarters of the Dundee Mafia. If you did not recall this, it was a simple matter of looking at yesterday's diary entry yourself, instead of wasting everyone's time insisting on this needless recapitulation. The enormous creature rumbled as he saw the Tewari Eye escape across the concrete.
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Horton's Folly: The Dundee Mafia Part 3
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Wednesday, July 30, 2008. The Dundee Mafia Part 3. I was dragged into a lobby of sorts, where yet more goons stood around looking thoroughly vacant but ready to obey any order to smash my kneecaps with a hammer. The wiry and wily mafioso said, "Zip it kid! Stop the sobbing will youse? We ain't even given youse the old hoyteedoy yet! Between heaving sobs I made it clear to him that I did not understand his fancy street-smart gangster slang. Youse are kiddin' me? This is Old Charlie Noodles," said the wily...
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Horton's Folly: The Great Slave Scam Described
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Saturday, July 19, 2008. The Great Slave Scam Described. With the basics of the plan established, I next had to establish the complexities of the plan. Note that I made use of ellipsis at the end of the previous sentence. This is to indicate that I have more to say about the topic but am choosing not to do so right now. I will do so in the next diary entry, which I will begin writing now. The ellipsis was to whet your appetite and to excite your curiosity: I hope it worked.). You are missed dreadfully!
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Horton's Folly: The Dundee Courier Reports the Crimes
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Wednesday, July 23, 2008. The Dundee Courier Reports the Crimes. Readers, the brighter among you will begin to realise the reasons why I was unable to update you during the grim events I have just described. The stupider among you will likely be so concerned with chewing your sleeves and banging your head against a cupboard that you will not have given the issue much thought. What could I do with the jewel? Commit it to the flames? No, it was too famous. Who could take it? They were used to crimes and cr...
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Horton's Folly: The Great Slave Scam Part III
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Saturday, July 19, 2008. The Great Slave Scam Part III. Well do I remember the fateful night I bade Dr Fell steal the Newari Eye from Dundee's McManus Museum. It was a Tuesday. Well did I know it was highly unlikely to succeed: after all, Dr Fell was an irreemable buffoon of the first order and could not be relied upon to open a carton of French onion soup unsupervised, let alone purloin one of the world's most famous and heavily guarded jewels. Sure thing boss," he replied. And to await Fell's return.
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Horton's Folly: Star Wars Kid! ROFLMAO!!
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Monday, March 31, 2008. One of my readers has been surfing some of the weirder areas of the internet and has found this total gem! It's a vid of a kid (hey, I'm a poet and I don't know it ;-) . Basically, he's acting as if he's a jedi from the Star Wars films, but the funny thing is that he's only a kid so not really very good. I guess the kid is kind of fat which makes it funnier. Better shoot off now - I've got to take my pills again (drag! This blog is now shit. u r gaytarded. change it back! I become...
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Horton's Folly: Tomorrow's righteous atrocities
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Sunday, April 06, 2008. My dearest and most fragrant of readers, I have once again been considering the various ways and means by which I will gain revenge against Dr. Fell when he visits my home tomorrow. I have devised one technique for knocking him out but worry that it may be too fanciful. I have provided a sketch of my methodology below. Dr. Fell is imagined as being played by the late Sir Harry Secombe. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Dundee, Scotland, United Kingdom. View my complete profile.
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