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Stories by Victor Epp: 2012-01-15
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Saturday, January 21, 2012. Echoes from the Past - NO RUNNING IN THE HOUSE! Well, the upshot was that while I didn't much like to broach such a serious subject without my boxing gloves on, I did miss writing my little amusing stories. They give me much more pleasure. So I did a couple of them. Here's one I'd like to share with you. I hope you enjoy. Echoes from the Past. 8220;NO RUNNING IN THE HOUSE! I’VE GOT A BUILT IN INDOOR TRACK – RIGHT IN MY APARTMENT! Uh oh Damnation, I can’t even count anymo...
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Stories by Victor Epp: 2012-01-29
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Saturday, February 4, 2012. New blog page coming. The View from the Top Shelf. Firstly, we were put up out of harms way so we could no longer interfere in the particular family’s business, while still harmlessly in view. The perpetual smiles on our old faces in the photograph would gaze down approvingly on everything that went on in that household. Well it wasn’t so funny thirty years ago when we were going through all these problems ourselves, but now from our lofty platform, it sure looks that way.
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Stories by Victor Epp: 2011-08-07
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Saturday, August 13, 2011. Nestor's Mailbag - Department of Agriculture. Department of Agriculture - Cow Department. It's me, Nestor. I hope you don't mind I call you by first name, Holy Moley - you guys got big troubles these days! 8217;, I yell at him. What kind o’ giant cows you got give ten gallons milk? Stash says hat is not for milk. You put it on head like this. I gotta admit it looks pretty good. He think I don't know so he got to explain hats are for heads and pails are for milk....Anyways, Stas...
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Stories by Victor Epp: 2011-07-31
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Saturday, August 6, 2011. Nestor's Mailbag - CBC. We all know there are lots of things wrong with TV. Most of us just grumble and do nothing about it. Nestor at least, has something to say - and he "says it how is it." Well - you be the judge. Ha ha, I sure got you this time! You don't know if I call you by first name or last name. I pretty cagey sometimes. Is just a little joke. But I not writing to tell funny jokes. My letter got to do with that TV. Of course, daddy! I tell her I gonna watch later....
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Stories by Victor Epp: 2012-01-22
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Saturday, January 28, 2012. I Pissed in the Measuring Cup. I Pissed in the Measuring Cup. Easy enough thinks Larry. It’s a small price to pay for some relief. Now he has to stay home for the next three days; no problem. He has an old log-book he can use to mark down the details; also no problem. But what the hell is he going to use to measure his output with? Musicians aren’t naturally given to logical thinking. 8221; he yells, laughing at his own joke. “I’ve found it! Maude is thunderstruck. She is ...
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Stories by Victor Epp: Mabel & Eunice and the Freakin Frickin Coyotes
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Sunday, June 10, 2012. Mabel and Eunice and the Freakin Frickin Coyotes. Well, it's been a while since there's been any news fro Mabel and Eunice's place. But like anything else there, it's always momentous. I hope you enjoy the story. Mabel and Eunice and the Freakin’ Frickin’ Coyotes. I knew that much but apparently there’s some creatures in God’s creation that are just a little too curious to pay attention. As far as Eunice was concerned, they needed another dog. She missed old Mud somethin’...Mabel s...
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Stories by Victor Epp: Nestor's Mailbag New Names Department
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Saturday, August 20, 2011. Nestor's Mailbag New Names Department. I don't know if I posted this before, but I liked it so well, I'll do it (again). It's me, Nestor! Holy Moley, youse guys is hard to find. I betcha you play hanky-panky in the bush behind the pond. Don't play hanky-panky. Horses run away with whole hayrack while you busy fooling around. Hoy boys - then you got a big mess! Lucky for you I notice on time. You see what they done? Where they get this from? They got nothing to think about excep...
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Stories by Victor Epp: 2012-06-10
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Sunday, June 10, 2012. Mabel and Eunice and the Freakin Frickin Coyotes. Well, it's been a while since there's been any news fro Mabel and Eunice's place. But like anything else there, it's always momentous. I hope you enjoy the story. Mabel and Eunice and the Freakin’ Frickin’ Coyotes. I knew that much but apparently there’s some creatures in God’s creation that are just a little too curious to pay attention. As far as Eunice was concerned, they needed another dog. She missed old Mud somethin’...Mabel s...
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Stories by Victor Epp: Nestor's Mailbag - Department of Agriculture
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Saturday, August 13, 2011. Nestor's Mailbag - Department of Agriculture. Department of Agriculture - Cow Department. It's me, Nestor. I hope you don't mind I call you by first name, Holy Moley - you guys got big troubles these days! 8217;, I yell at him. What kind o’ giant cows you got give ten gallons milk? Stash says hat is not for milk. You put it on head like this. I gotta admit it looks pretty good. He think I don't know so he got to explain hats are for heads and pails are for milk....Anyways, Stas...
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Stories by Victor Epp: I Pissed in the Measuring Cup
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Saturday, January 28, 2012. I Pissed in the Measuring Cup. I Pissed in the Measuring Cup. Easy enough thinks Larry. It’s a small price to pay for some relief. Now he has to stay home for the next three days; no problem. He has an old log-book he can use to mark down the details; also no problem. But what the hell is he going to use to measure his output with? Musicians aren’t naturally given to logical thinking. 8221; he yells, laughing at his own joke. “I’ve found it! Maude is thunderstruck. She is ...