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Somewhere between Bell's Palsy and death. Friday, February 27, 2004. Heh Sounds like Hobart. Personally, I'd have preferred faded-baby-blue-with-white-piping-and-drawstring swim trunks like the ones a pal of this one guy. Used to wear out on the golf course, but as long as Skot wears his golf shoes and a ratty AC/DC t-shirt as he lounges by the pool, he'll have the NWI hillbilly summer uniform down pat. Wonder if they can get the accent down? 8226; 11:52 AM. 8226; (0) Trackbacks. He had eye cancer when h...
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Somewhere between Bell's Palsy and death. Tuesday, March 30, 2010. The reasons I should never be allowed around sex toys aren’t vast, varied. A couple funny stories for you that several of you have probably already heard, but you’ll live because to all youse who complain I never come here anymore, I’m writing for the second time this quarter, so ZIP IT and LIKE IT. STORY NO. 1. You guys knew I turned 40 since the last time we talked, right? I could consume, a riotous performance by the boys. Also at my 4...
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Somewhere between Bell's Palsy and death. Thursday, May 20, 2010. Spambots gave me an epiphany. Channel’s been playing The Craft. For the last few weeks, and I gotta say, I really dig that movie. To me, it’s a smarter, better version of Heathers. And I’m sure my angsty-cool card has been revoked for saying that, but seriously! Fairuza Balk BURIES Christian Slater in terms of over-the-top nutjobs. Just LOOK at her. Anyone who can have cockroaches crawling out her jacket arms? Sent me after Cat. It is the ...
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Somewhere between Bell's Palsy and death. Saturday, April 07, 2012. Blame SBrown for this one. And my blowdryer didn’t overheat as fast, either. Perhaps there’s something to the whole home ownership thing. Today I spent . sleeping, which is equally as awesome, really, but also has me on guard because between the sobbing I’d been bitching about all week and need for copious amounts of sleep, the cook at the restaurant better not have gotten me sick, is all I’m saying. A FREAKING TESLA DEALERSHIP, PEOPLE!
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Somewhere between Bell's Palsy and death. Thursday, May 21, 2009. When *I*admit there’s a made-up diagnosis for everything …. No need to get all excited about me posting twice in one week; I’m continuing a break I’m taking from the mass resort cleaning to which I’ve subjected myself for Cat and co.’s. Arrival tomorrow. Anyway, she and I were yapping, and she asked me if I’d read an article she sent about Post-Traumatic EMBITTERMENT Disorder. I keed, I keed . sort of. UPDATE 5/26: Check it out, yo! It is ...
