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Eastland Academy: Even He Had Off Days
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It's hard to molest a girl on roller skates. Even He Had Off Days. Posted by Jo @ 4:37 p. m. Nancy has grown up to be a real cunt. A Call to Arms. Blair May Be a Stupid Rich Whore.
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Eastland Academy: A Call to Arms
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It's hard to molest a girl on roller skates. A Call to Arms. I'm getting a little freaked out here. If this John Roberts guy gets appointed to the Supreme Court, it's looking like he'd be pretty quick to overturn Roe v. Wade. Now, as many times as Mrs. G. has had to drive the girls in this house to the clinic for a scrape, you can be damn sure that none of us want to see abortion outlawed. We've gotta work to get a better nominee. Hey! Posted by Jo @ 5:18 p. m. At 10/05/2005 03:24:00 p. m.
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Eastland Academy: 02.06
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It's hard to molest a girl on roller skates. Even He Had Off Days. Posted by Jo @ 4:37 p. m. In Rememberance of Whats-Her-Fuck. Cest la vie (or Cest la mort as the case may be). Even He Had Off Days. Nancy has grown up to be a real cunt. A Call to Arms. Blair May Be a Stupid Rich Whore.
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Eastland Academy: 05.05
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It's hard to molest a girl on roller skates. Have you ever taken a shit so big you pass out? Well I woke up three hours later, and you know how the walls are around here. I overheard this coming from Blair's room:. Oh Jo, Jo, JOOO! Not so deep, damn it! Oh shut up and take it you stuck up, bitch.". I mean, why do they even pretend to hate each other anymore? Posted by Natalie @ 5:42 p. m. What a weird and wonderful night. We get into the room and dad says, "Honey, maybe you should go take a shower," and ...
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Eastland Academy: 06.05
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It's hard to molest a girl on roller skates. For the past five years, I have been raped by Chase's usurious finance charges. The barbed corporate cock of Chase Manhattan has violated and torn every single orifice of this old battleship. I hadn't felt this air of social change since the sixties! We were gonna bring down the corporate assholes, and then force them to dine from a trough of their own feces! Days went by, and the check finally came! My first thought, the thought after that, and every thought ...
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Eastland Academy: Nooooooooo!
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It's hard to molest a girl on roller skates. Oh my God. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. I am never gonna get over this. Never. It's not so much that Mrs. G is dead. That, I knew was gonna happen. I mean, she was old as fuck. But to come home and find her with a can of Janitor in a Drum shoved up her snatch. That's something you don't get over. Thanks a lot, you old nutcase. Posted by Jo @ 5:55 p. m. In Rememberance of Whats-Her-Fuck. Cest la vie (or Cest la mort as the case may be). Even He Had Off Days.
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Eastland Academy: Must-See TV
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It's hard to molest a girl on roller skates. This guy, Kevin Reilly, who's a big muckety-muck at NBC, was cryin' today about how bad NBC sucks. Now This is no surprise to those of us who remember when the network used to put on really quality. Doctard- A young retarded man struggles to prove that he can make it in medical school. His mentor is a demanding surgeon who tolerates no mistakes. Get Corky for the lead. The Skids- A Bochco-esque drama that follows a group of homeless people as they struggle in ...
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Eastland Academy: Nancy has grown up to be a real cunt.
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It's hard to molest a girl on roller skates. Nancy has grown up to be a real cunt. There was really no other way to say that other than bluntly. I used to secretly side with Nancy all the time in her spats with Blair. This is primarily because, as I'm realizing more each day, NOBODY LIKES BLAIR. So I was in Manhattan yesterday, shopping at a trendy new control-top panty boutique in the Village- Gunt. What a fucking ungrateful bitch! It's one thing to blow somebody off, but to pretend to BE somebody else?
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Eastland Academy: 04.06
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It's hard to molest a girl on roller skates. Oh my God. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. I am never gonna get over this. Never. It's not so much that Mrs. G is dead. That, I knew was gonna happen. I mean, she was old as fuck. But to come home and find her with a can of Janitor in a Drum shoved up her snatch. That's something you don't get over. Thanks a lot, you old nutcase. Posted by Jo @ 5:55 p. m. In Rememberance of Whats-Her-Fuck. Scuse me, while I breastfeed Junior here. Stand back, girls. Okay, Junior, I'...