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Future Fat Ass: October 2006
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We are great.give us chocolate cake. Thursday, October 26, 2006. Let's take care of some administrative items this morning, shall we? Item 1: I'd like to announce that I am currently wearing the infamous Audrey Hepburn skinny pants from Gap. Before you snort, let me tell you that I believe most could wear these successfully as long as you follow the Golden Rule of Skinny Pants, which happens to also be the Golden Rule of the Business World:. Always Cover your Ass. I think it would be hard to brush with b...
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Future Fat Ass: February 2007
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We are great.give us chocolate cake. Friday, February 09, 2007. Tiney's Treats, Part I. While UPW continues to crap her pants over NY Fashion Week, I'm going to move on and announce that I've created a new column that will appear here on FFA periodically. And when I say periodically, I mean, whenever I have a flipping second to do something other than media planning and training for a marathon and joining book clubs and talking to Mooks on Instant Messenger. You want chocolate or vanilla? It's up to you!
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Future Fat Ass: Chomp Chomp Y'all
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We are great.give us chocolate cake. Friday, February 02, 2007. Just when I thought I couldn't love her anymore! The LM and I rewound it three times and watched it over and over. I've been trying to find a clip of it online to share, but no luck. BUT the episode will air again tomorrow morning at 7am and Monday at 1pm. Start your Tivos Gator fans, you don't want to miss this! Posted by Mooks @ 8:27 AM. Bobby says that sometimes too. you've just never heard it. Ahem.
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Future Fat Ass: September 2006
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We are great.give us chocolate cake. Wednesday, September 20, 2006. My hobby is kicking people in the shins. Yesterday ANOTHER grown-up (read: person significantly older than myself) asked me a question I really hate, like I possibly hate it even more than questions like "Are you going to wear that? And "What happened to all the mini Snickers? That question is, "What are your hobbies? What the F$%k kind of question is this to ask a 26 year old? Question-asker/Degrader: "What are your hobbies? 3 I am an i...
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Future Fat Ass: The LM meets The Mind Ninja: A tale of disillusionment
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We are great.give us chocolate cake. Tuesday, October 10, 2006. The LM meets The Mind Ninja: A tale of disillusionment. You know how you think you know someone and then you run into a situation where their personality changes and you're like, "Whoa, where did that come from? You know, like the really quiet, angelic girl at the office who gets wasted at the company party and photocopies her boobs? Or the big tough macho guy who gets the flu and turns into the biggest baby ever? You get the idea. What came...
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Future Fat Ass: Status Meeting
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We are great.give us chocolate cake. Thursday, October 26, 2006. Let's take care of some administrative items this morning, shall we? Item 1: I'd like to announce that I am currently wearing the infamous Audrey Hepburn skinny pants from Gap. Before you snort, let me tell you that I believe most could wear these successfully as long as you follow the Golden Rule of Skinny Pants, which happens to also be the Golden Rule of the Business World:. Always Cover your Ass. I think it would be hard to brush with b...
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Future Fat Ass: Paris Pants
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We are great.give us chocolate cake. Tuesday, February 06, 2007. But I digress. As it happens, my sister in law and her husband (you know, Colleen and Dr. Steve) went to Italy last week. While they were visiting us here in ATL a couple of weekends ago, Colleen mentioned that she had to fit all of her belongings in a backpack for their trip to Italia. Ha ha ha ha, I laughed. Backpacking! After all, where else will you fit the five outfits per day you will need? On a serious tip though, why? This is remind...
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Future Fat Ass: July 2006
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We are great.give us chocolate cake. Monday, July 31, 2006. And Now.The longest Post ever. No, no you did not. Well it was. Anyway. Tina looked pretty good as well. She was in more of what I like to call an ensemble shot. Even so, she was clearly the one flower among a bunch of weeds. How is it normal to run and run or climb and climb and not get anywhere? Two hundred years ago, no one had to work out in gyms because instead they churned butter and built furniture and held babies. They. Jeez people. ...
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Future Fat Ass: June 2006
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We are great.give us chocolate cake. Tuesday, June 20, 2006. Non-food related (but necessary). Now I like Atmosphere a lot and agree that it was one hell of a concert. But for Tine, it was a major life event, and if you ever go with her to an Atmosphere concert you should be prepared to accompany her on her journey. So I'm going to give you a list of survival tactics, just in case you find yourself in this same situation. 4 Finally, bring plastic baggies and duck tape. After Slug touches Tine's hand,...