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David Sedaris- Pretty much awesome. - We're disabled, not dead
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Were disabled, not dead. Back off, sparky! David Sedaris- Pretty much awesome. Dec 24th, 2010 at 4:46 AM. I read this over in David Sedaris' Naked. And I thought it was snarky and hunourous enough to share, and I think a lot of us here can relate:. Peg would beckon the speaker close and whisper, "I collect the teeth from live kittens and use them to make necklaces for Satan.". WELL SURE YOU DO," they'd say. "THAT'S WHAT OUR FELLOWSHIP IS ALL ABOUT. 28 comments Leave a comment. OMG, that's awesome! She's ...
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Dial-A-Ride, Unmentioned Policies and No-Shows - We're disabled, not dead
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Were disabled, not dead. Back off, sparky! Dial-A-Ride, Unmentioned Policies and No-Shows. Nov 23rd, 2010 at 2:27 PM. This has not been a week when I feel like being particularly thankful. Saturday I got informed by Dial-A-Ride that I had canceled too many times in the past month to close to pickup time, so they were sending me a warning letter. I scheduled 12 trips. According to them, I canceled 17% of the trips, which according to my calculator is 2.04 trips. According to the letter itself. This is how...
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A crisis of conscience - We're disabled, not dead
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Were disabled, not dead. Back off, sparky! A crisis of conscience. Dec 1st, 2010 at 12:49 PM. Dear well-meaning door-holders,. I know we all find my cane awkward. I'm sure it would be much better for everyone if my condition did not often necessitate my use of such a device. It really is incredible that a young-looking lady such as myself might need such a thing, isn't it? An injury, o gentle soul, by instigating a collision, I usually have enough energy to arch my back into the assaulting door, bouncing...
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Fic: Thursday's Child - A living ganglion of irreconcilable antagonisms
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A living ganglion of irreconcilable antagonisms. A ballad of unending domestic upheaval. Apr 28th, 2009 at 4:09 PM. About the same as the books. The characters and world belong to Lois Mc Master Bujold, not me. Eudokia Vorbarra has her life changed. Forever. Eudokia Vorbarra had never liked Vorbarr Sultana. Having collected the cup of coffee sitting on the table by her door and turfed her cat off the chair in front of the window, she sat down and opened her favourite. Xav, what's happening? Not bothering...
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Happy Festivus? :-D - We're disabled, not dead
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Were disabled, not dead. Back off, sparky! Dec 22nd, 2010 at 12:18 PM. What, no excellent holiday snark? You're all much much nicer than I am. Or maybe just too freakin' tired. I'm sure I'm not the only one, but I really wish I could ask Santa for spoons for Christmas. Happy Holidays, y'all! 37 comments Leave a comment. Dec 22nd, 2010 08:29 pm (UTC). Well I haven't visited my family yet. Dec 23rd, 2010 08:25 pm (UTC). Looking forward to it! Dec 22nd, 2010 10:16 pm (UTC). And by immensely I mean not at all.