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The Best Blog EVER!: November 2012
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Monday, November 19, 2012. How I Could Have Been An Assistant To A Cult Leader. As soon as I decided to move, I began looking for a job. I found one, but not without first almost joining a cult. I was browsing a job posting site, posting my resume, and applying for any posting that I found interesting. I saw a position working for a CEO of an international company. It would require a lot of travel, which I enjoy, and met my salary requirements, so I applied. What the hell is the "Trivedi Effect? These jo...
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The Best Blog EVER!: August 2012
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Wednesday, August 29, 2012. If you're a girl reading this, you already know. If you're a guy, you may have suspected. Girls do not poop. I know I've written about poop, more times than polite, and I may have joked that girls poop. But we do not. We don't fart either. To make it look like we pooped. That ground work being laid out, I'd like to take this opportunity to compare the bathroom at my current job (in a very small office of. Round One: Toilet Paper. Small office: Ridiculously plush toilet paper.
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The Best Blog EVER!: September 2012
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Sunday, September 30, 2012. Willy Wonka and the Children Factory. The Oompa Loompas achieve that orange glow. By regularly bathing in children's blood. I know that Roald Dahl's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Has already inspired two movies. But I really think a third should be made. A horror-version of the beloved children's story. I mean, why not? Willy Wonka and the Children Factory. I think the ending leaves a great opening for sequels. What do you think? Friday, September 14, 2012. Last night, I ...
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A Little Piece of Heaven: Baby Update...
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Thursday, February 21, 2008. Just got off the phone with Lisa. She isn't dilated. They didn't strip her membranes. And they won't be inducing her this weekend. Here's what her doctor told her. Who'd have thought huh? So now we wait. No. lets rephrase. so now we CONTINUE to wait. LOL. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A Little Piece of Heaven. A Little Piece of Heaven. Albuquerque, New Mexico, United States. View my complete profile. Im headed down to the hospital as soon as Im don.
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A Little Piece of Heaven: I know it's been a while...
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Sunday, March 16, 2008. I know it's been a while. But as you can see by the cuteness of my nephew, I have been totally consumed! I can't get enough of this little booger butt! The first 2 pictures were taken this past Friday when we took him for his first pictures at Sears. The last one I took one evening this past week while visiting him. March 17, 2008 at 11:57 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A Little Piece of Heaven. A Little Piece of Heaven. Albuquerque, New Mexico, United States.
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A Little Piece of Heaven: He's Here!
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Friday, February 29, 2008. As promised. here are the first pictures of my new little nephew. First I'll fill you in on the labor. February 29th - 6:01am. She was actually snoring in the picture. Just before the epidural. He was so slimey and warm! It's so bright out here! Aww look at that pouting lip! He's won me over already! He's got the cutest little booty! The new daddy watching over his new son. Are you my momma? Hehe new proud auntie! Are you my daddy? March 1, 2008 at 1:41 PM.
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A Little Piece of Heaven: I've been a terrible blogger!!
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Saturday, May 17, 2008. I've been a terrible blogger! It's been over 2 months since my last post and things have been ridiculously busy! Here's a quick update. I moved, still living out of some boxes. Totally loving my new surroundings! My little booger butt will be 3 months on Friday! Time is already flying! Daniel is set to finish elementary school and then he's off to middle school! I can't believe it. seems like yesterday he was a tiny thing like my nephew. May 18, 2008 at 7:13 PM.
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A Little Piece of Heaven
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Thursday, February 28, 2008. I'm headed down to the hospital as soon as I'm done with this post. Lisa was admitted last night and they put the cervical cream in and told her it would need to be in until 8 this morning. As of 8:30, they hadn't taken it out. Hopefully the cream has done it's job and has ripened her cervix. Next step is to start her on pitocin. And that could take a while. We could have a leap year baby. LOL Totally what Lisa isn't wanting. As long as he's healthy, she doesn't care.
