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It puts the lotion in the basket...: November 2006
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Disclaimer: I cannot be held accountable for what my fingers type. They sometimes have a mind of their own. It puts the lotion in the basket. The always warped and twisted thoughts of a blogger addict. Stay awhile. I curse a lot. WARNING: This blog may cause anal leakage. Wednesday, November 29, 2006. 5 things i've done - the reveal. 1 Stabbed someone with a pencil. Fortunately there was no blood and she was too scared of me to say anything to the teacher! 3 Helped deliver a baby. Mrs Jackson arrived at ...
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100 things for a 100th post! - The Duh-mension
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Careening merrily down my own twisted alleyway of strangeness. Saturday, 24 February 2007. 100 things for a 100th post! Do you believe it. One hundred posts! And in the same month as the one year anniversary of this blog. Crazy. One hundred things is a pain in the ass, by the way. I am blessed with an incredible family. I am a Christian. Some days Im not a very good one. But I try every day. I love to laugh. And when I do, its a belly laugh. None of this girlie giggly stuff for me. Ill say it again.
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Often Irreverant with no Sacred Cows
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Often Irreverant with no Sacred Cows. Tuesday, July 01, 2008. Hot Tranny. Messes. Yesterday was a TrannyTastic Day! Everywhere I went I (t)ran into a Tranny! See what I did there? Added a "t" to ran to keep up with my Tranny theme. that my friends is blogging gold! I took my friend Ryan to grab some dinner at Mc'D's and wouldnt you know it. the swing shift manager was a Tranny! I almost threw up a little. Almost. it was sort of an acid reflux feeling? You know what I'm talking about? Post / Read Comments.
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Often Irreverant with no Sacred Cows
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Often Irreverant with no Sacred Cows. Friday, June 27, 2008. One year ago today. One year ago today I blogged this blog entry. I God I was funny when I lived in Texas. slowly this fresh air is killing me. I can feel it. Saturday night, I attended the True Colors Concert Tour. It featured Cyndi Lauper, Erasure, Dresden Dolls, Margaret Cho and Rosie O'Donell. There was some other chick there too from Blondie but I didnt really like her so fuck it, I ain't blogging about her. Post / Read Comments.
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Often Irreverant with no Sacred Cows
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Often Irreverant with no Sacred Cows. Friday, September 29, 2006. Just call me Gay Aiken. I wish I could be a fly on your wall. If I was invisible. Then I could just watch you in your room ( STALKER). If I was invincible. I'd make you mine tonight ( RAPIST). If hearts were unbreakable. Then I could just tell you where I stand. I would be the smartest man. If I was invisible. WaitI already am) ( POOR ME). Saw your face in the crowd. I call out your name ( SLUT). You don't hear a sound. I'll be watchin' you.
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Often Irreverant with no Sacred Cows
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Often Irreverant with no Sacred Cows. Wednesday, July 23, 2008. I don't normally post anything with a religious content but Hallefuckinglujah! Now why can't everyone realize that marriage has two parts? One Legal and one Spiritual? Guest column: Divorce church from state in same-sex marriage debate. By Charles C. Haynes. Suddenly this summer, the reality of same-sex couples lining up to get married in California has led some religious leaders to rethink their government role. There are a lot of benefits ...
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Often Irreverant with no Sacred Cows
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Often Irreverant with no Sacred Cows. Wednesday, February 28, 2007. Please make him dissappear. Sometimes you find something so bad, so terrible that it goes from Horrific to Funny in no time flat. this is not one of those times. I barely made it through a minute of this magician. hopefully he can produce a bra outta his hat next time. Posted by Dallas DYSfunction : 12:16 AM :. Post / Read Comments. Tuesday, February 27, 2007. Free Advice Tuesday.Advice so good I should charge for it! DEAR NOT: Oh Baby!
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Often Irreverant with no Sacred Cows
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Often Irreverant with no Sacred Cows. Wednesday, January 31, 2007. Dear dysFUNction: Real Blunt Advice 4 Real Stupid People. Please send me your pitiful stupid ass questions. I promise to do my best to give you worthless advice and make fun of you in a demeaning manor. Email me you fucks at. DEAR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT: How the hell did she find out you took it and more importantly, why the fuck didn't you invite me? When we married I thought it was a joke. We got in the car to go somewhere, and when I as...
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Often Irreverant with no Sacred Cows
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Often Irreverant with no Sacred Cows. Friday, February 27, 2009. There are fake lady bugs in my office and I have no idea why. They weren't here yesterday but when I came in this morning there they were. I count 3. 2 on the floor and one buzzing around the fluorescent. I have no idea how they ended up here but I do know they are having a shitty day just like I am. Badge and the only time he can do it is at 4PM. SOOOO. If this is the worst of my problems I guess I am doing ok. OOPS 2 fake lady bugs. I...
