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The 200lb Man: It's like the Swan Station, but with more Playstation and less electro-magnetism.
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Tuesday, June 12, 2012. It's like the Swan Station, but with more Playstation and less electro-magnetism. Let me start off this post by saying what is exactly on my mind: Whatever is wrong with me, blame my kids. I think this is old news. Did I talk about the bookcase? Or had I built it yet? Whatever. I built a bookcase out of a tree that I chopped down and it's awesome. There. You heard it twice. The Books and the Bookcase. I bought an amazing chair today at the Salvation Army. They sell chairs some...
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The 200lb Man: Holiday Stress
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Saturday, December 3, 2011. House troubles notwithstanding, I've been mentally exhausted lately trying to write this year's Christmas newsletter. Here are a few of the abandoned openings. Salaam and good evening! We hope this 2011 edition of the Beers Family Christmas newsletter finds you well. I thought I'd change things up this year and do the haiku first. Everyone okay with that? This Christmas I asked. For two pairs of earrings and. Guess which kind of house Matt and Betsy bought. So (we're back to t...
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The 200lb Man: My thumbs were cramping up from trying to write on my iPhone.
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Monday, January 30, 2012. My thumbs were cramping up from trying to write on my iPhone. My computer, a two plus year-old Toshiba laptop, recently died. Well, it didn't completely die. More like it went crazy. It started uninstalling random, rather important programs, like Norton and iTunes, and it has no idea how to access the internet. So, it may not be dead, but it's dead to me. I think we used to have a TV remote that was bigger. So, thanks to Eric's act of kindness, I am obligated to write. I'm alway...
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The 200lb Man: ... or a serious expression in the middle of July...
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Thursday, August 12, 2010. Or a serious expression in the middle of July. This is what I did today:. I overdo Hot Wheels tracks. I read kids' books. Sometimes I read them to my kids. Somehow I managed to find a woman who doesn't mind this kind of behavior. much. I guess I'm just a very lucky little boy. That was weird. Sorry. There's more Nerf-and-pegboard-y deliciousness HERE. August 12, 2010 at 9:28 PM. August 13, 2010 at 8:46 AM. Aaaaaannnd now I have Annie songs running through my head. Thanks. Episo...
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The 200lb Man: DISASTER!
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Sunday, November 6, 2011. I'm not typically one of those guys who looks at a thing he's never done before and says, "Oh, yeah! I can do that! That, but when faced with actually doing it, I almost always back out, and it's served me well for thirty-three years. But at some point in the last two days I developed an over-inflated sense of self-confidence. I decided, having never done, seen, or read any detailed instructions on how to do so, to install a pedestal sink in our 1/2 bath. This is the result.
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The 200lb Man
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Sunday, April 8, 2012. It has been a great many days since I've posted a post. thingy. And I'm pretty sure that the last time I posted a post thingy I started said post thingy apologizing for having not posted in a while. Sorry. So, I'm trying to ease him into the truth. Maybe we'll watch The Passion of the Christ. Anyway, it's Easter. Go worship God. April 9, 2012 at 11:31 PM. I told my oldest daughter the truth about Santa, Easter Bunny, etc when she was 8. I figured if I wanted her to believe in J...
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The 200lb Man: And no, I don't know how to do any of those things.
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Thursday, September 15, 2011. And no, I don't know how to do any of those things. Before I really begin I would like, first and foremost, to apologize to those of you who have arrived at this blog, this unutterably excellent blog, by mistake. My online statistics tell me that many of you were brought here while searching for information on receiving your PhD online (which I'm not sure is the best idea) or something of an equally shady nature. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Let's all go worship Satan!
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The 200lb Man: Slumberjack
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Sunday, May 27, 2012. I chopped down a tree. Suddenly, I'm way more intimidating. And then I took that tree, which, once it was chopped down, ceased to be a tree and started its new life as a log, and I turned it into a bookshelf. What? Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). And no, I don't know how to do any of those things. Let's all go worship Satan! This was written out of love, but I'm still probably going to get in trouble for it. I gotta stop trying everything I see on TV. Evil Dead 2 Sample Pages.
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The 200lb Man: Stuff always make life harder. Except for Swiss Army knives. And personal robot assistants.
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Wednesday, October 5, 2011. Stuff always make life harder. Except for Swiss Army knives. And personal robot assistants. Two days. In two days, less, actually, we will be signing the closing papers that will put us in our new home. And when you think about all of the requirements that needed to be met, it's pretty amazing that we're moving at all. God has a way of giving you no options so you can sit back and see how limitless He is. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Let's all go worship Satan!
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Styroform: The art of not trying very hard.: It works now.
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Trying is for people with goals. I have always loved to draw. I have only recently become aware that I'm not terrible at it. I'm not great, but I'm not terrible. And this mediocrity that I've discovered dwelling deep within me has formed into a sort of artistic style in which I frequently take pride. The majority of my work is done in MSPaint, because anything more complicated would require more effort. I'm bad at effort. Thanks for looking around. Let me know if you like what you see.
