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The Adventures of Rodney Peete: Episode 1: Chamber of the Ripe Paladin
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The Adventures of Rodney Peete. This is the true and Official Blog of the Adventures of Rodney Peete: Stories of a Great American Hero. Tuesday, November 15, 2005. Episode 1: Chamber of the Ripe Paladin. Not knowing of their opponent’s great strength, the Vikings charged with their swords drawn. The approximate forty-one Vikings sliced and diced until their arms could slice and dice no more, and to their displeasure each blow had just bounced off Daulfus’s padded body. After exhaustio...As GEW (or the Gr...
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Pig Tales: Chapter Four: Fear Da Tiger
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Tuesday, December 7, 2010. Chapter Four: Fear Da Tiger. I stared the evil blond right in the eyes, as did the other two, but she wasn’t backing down. Reaching into the my waist line, I felt for my gun, but it wasn’t there. It was laying on the floor next to a fallen power ranger. 8220;One step closer, and your friend dies,” She said, eyeballing both of us. Realizing the situation, we took the French way out. We both held up our hands and stood still. 8220;Who are you? 8221; She asked. 8220;What he means ...
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Pig Tales: Chapter Three: Somewhere Over the Rainbow
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Tuesday, November 30, 2010. Chapter Three: Somewhere Over the Rainbow. 8220;Hey, hey, are you okay? 8221; I shouted at him, shaking him. He made a few grunts, obviously the airbag had the same effect on him. 8220;Where are we? 8221; asked Chuckles, crawling out of the wreckage. 8220;My guess, HHB is around here somewhere,” I said, “He must have got pushed out of the swing into an alternate dimension.”. Loading the water, I rucked it up and we started to march down hill to the wooded area. After a few min...
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Pig Tales: Chapter Ten: When the Truth Came Out
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Friday, June 17, 2011. Chapter Ten: When the Truth Came Out. Through the dim light of my shades, I pointed my Walther at his face, knowing fully well that at any moment he could bend the force to snatch it from my hand. Using my free arm, I pushed WOW behind me. Mr Rogers looked down at his arm, then over at Jimmy, only something was different about him. Jimmy wasn't hobbit sized anymore. He was standing at my height, wielding a Sith light saber. 8220;She is a boy,” said DDP. 8220;Oh, so your girlfriend ...
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Pig Tales: Chapter Seven: Wind Beneath My Wings
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Tuesday, April 19, 2011. Chapter Seven: Wind Beneath My Wings. The thick smoke and particles of floating ashes blotted out the fading evening sun, making it difficult to breath as we raced toward Benny. The scattered limbs, and fresh blood made the ground like a twisted slip-n-slide obstacle course. The smell of burnt flesh made my stomach turn. 8220;You can’t do this,” said WOW. 8220;I have too,” I replied. Not settling for my answer, WOW grabbed me by the arm, trying to stop me. 8220;Chuckles,” I...
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The Adventures of Rodney Peete: Episode 2: The Flight of the Supernatural Offshore Chelonian Reptile
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The Adventures of Rodney Peete. This is the true and Official Blog of the Adventures of Rodney Peete: Stories of a Great American Hero. Monday, November 21, 2005. Episode 2: The Flight of the Supernatural Offshore Chelonian Reptile. As he was about to do just that, a Buddhist priest hiding in a pile of sand popped out and scared the bugaboos out of him. The priest then began to rant and rave about how this turtle he had caught was holy and had the ability to heal the sick. Rodney, why are we here? Ba, ri...
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The Adventures of Rodney Peete: January 2006
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The Adventures of Rodney Peete. This is the true and Official Blog of the Adventures of Rodney Peete: Stories of a Great American Hero. Monday, January 30, 2006. Episode 6: The Ample Foregather with the Latino Hispid Scriuridae. As for this story.the events of this one actually take place before Episode III, but I did not feel it necessary to tell this epic tale before the Hairless Wig of Forever Wisdom. So now let me set the scene. Desperate, the Mayor did the best thing he could, he bought a bright lig...
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The Adventures of Rodney Peete: December 2005
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The Adventures of Rodney Peete. This is the true and Official Blog of the Adventures of Rodney Peete: Stories of a Great American Hero. Wednesday, December 14, 2005. Episode 4: Silence of the Yams. Special Comment from the Narrator:. A diabolical scoundrel has been plaguing the country by doing one of the most savage things possible. Something so crippling, that most Americans are crushed forever. Well, he is not doing anything bad to McDonald’s or Wal-mart, but close. This crazy monste...In the ashes an...
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The Adventures of Rodney Peete: Episode 5: The Chimichanga of Time
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The Adventures of Rodney Peete. This is the true and Official Blog of the Adventures of Rodney Peete: Stories of a Great American Hero. Thursday, January 19, 2006. Episode 5: The Chimichanga of Time. Introduction to the Introduction:. Total and utter chaos! The galaxy lay in ruins and the evil sith, led by the sinister villain Ganadork and his just as bad counterpart Darth Bradyius. These two really bad guys have hunted down and killed off all the jedi. It would take a hero of epic and great proporti...
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The Adventures of Rodney Peete: Episode 6: The Ample Foregather with the Latino Hispid Scriuridae
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The Adventures of Rodney Peete. This is the true and Official Blog of the Adventures of Rodney Peete: Stories of a Great American Hero. Monday, January 30, 2006. Episode 6: The Ample Foregather with the Latino Hispid Scriuridae. As for this story.the events of this one actually take place before Episode III, but I did not feel it necessary to tell this epic tale before the Hairless Wig of Forever Wisdom. So now let me set the scene. Desperate, the Mayor did the best thing he could, he bought a bright lig...