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Wasted Education: Don't Call It A Comeback
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I'm here to eat the sandwich. Thursday, November 29, 2007. Don't Call It A Comeback. Yeah it's been awhile. Let's cut out the pleasantries, I'm really busy with work so this is gonna be kinda like a drunken one night stand; we're gonna get right down to business and I'm gonna get you outta here before realize where I live to the point where you can find your way back here once you sober up. You're shitting me right? Good Okay now remember that part where Jesus went apeshit in the temple? God does not con...
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Wasted Education: July 2007
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I'm here to eat the sandwich. Sunday, July 29, 2007. The kids are alright. I do, however, love anti-drug commercials. They are either the most pitiful attempt at influencing the youth demographic I have ever seen, or the biggest inside joke in the history of public relations, I haven't decided yet. These commercials just plain laughable, either they're ridiculously cliche or they make stretches. Of logic that would make Mr. Fantastic. Be like "Damn.". This new one is my favorite though:. I mean this is b...
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Wasted Education: November 2007
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I'm here to eat the sandwich. Thursday, November 29, 2007. Don't Call It A Comeback. Yeah it's been awhile. Let's cut out the pleasantries, I'm really busy with work so this is gonna be kinda like a drunken one night stand; we're gonna get right down to business and I'm gonna get you outta here before realize where I live to the point where you can find your way back here once you sober up. You're shitting me right? Good Okay now remember that part where Jesus went apeshit in the temple? God does not con...
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Wasted Education: August 2007
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I'm here to eat the sandwich. Wednesday, August 15, 2007. I Can't Make This Stuff Up. (Which is why I have to do this for free.). It has been a historic past couple of weeks in the world of sports. Barry Bonds has, for better or worse (see. Whore (hôr, hōr) - (n.) - A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain. I did not post this to imply Pacman Jones is a whore. Quite the opposite, for as you can clearly see, in order to be a whore you must have principles. What else could go ...
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Wasted Education: May 2008
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I'm here to eat the sandwich. Thursday, May 22, 2008. I'm all about scientific advancement for the bettering of society, but this is just showing off. WARNING: Link completely not safe for work/children/small animals. Http:/ www.smellmeand.com/index 2.html. Personally, if I really wanted to get that smell on me, I think I could probably find a way that was a whole hell of a lot more fun and possibly even less expensive. Today's Lesson: Remember just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should.
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Wasted Education: Some splaining to do... and "The List"
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I'm here to eat the sandwich. Thursday, September 6, 2007. Some splaining to do. and "The List". Okay now that we got that out of the way. This may very well by my first recurring theme on this blog, so like any recurring theme it needs a title and I'm going to call it "The List" for the sake of not having an obscenity in the title of my recurring theme. Basically "The List" (catchy isn't it? Works like this. If someone is on "The List"(sick of it yet? He immediately falls on his sword anoints. Kanye has...
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Wasted Education: Heavy Breathing, Amazon.com
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I'm here to eat the sandwich. Saturday, May 17, 2008. Heavy Breathing, Amazon.com. So it was a great day for phone at work the other day. I had a customer call in who wanted something done so I pull up her information in the computer system and begin helping her. comic gold ensues. Customer: (laughs) "Well I tell you what, if I was there, well I would just SPANK that computer, I would SPANK it.". Me: (Wait. you're shitting me right? Me: "That's for sure.". Dude seriously, stop saying that shit in your rh...
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Wasted Education: Random Thoughts
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I'm here to eat the sandwich. Wednesday, May 7, 2008. Sorry kids, no pictures. I'm going substance over style on this one. Fact: The four people who actually subscribed to this blog just fell the fuck over dead in shock that I've actually made a post. Fact: The democrats are somehow going to find a way to lose the Presidential election this year. The current REPUBLICAN. Fact: If I went through the trouble of putting on pants and driving my happy ass to a nice Italian restaurant and then when I got done e...
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Wasted Education: I Can't Make This Stuff Up... (Which is why I have to do this for free.)
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I'm here to eat the sandwich. Wednesday, August 15, 2007. I Can't Make This Stuff Up. (Which is why I have to do this for free.). It has been a historic past couple of weeks in the world of sports. Barry Bonds has, for better or worse (see. Whore (hôr, hōr) - (n.) - A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain. I did not post this to imply Pacman Jones is a whore. Quite the opposite, for as you can clearly see, in order to be a whore you must have principles. What else could go ...
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Wasted Education: Quick Hit
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I'm here to eat the sandwich. Thursday, May 22, 2008. I'm all about scientific advancement for the bettering of society, but this is just showing off. WARNING: Link completely not safe for work/children/small animals. Http:/ www.smellmeand.com/index 2.html. Personally, if I really wanted to get that smell on me, I think I could probably find a way that was a whole hell of a lot more fun and possibly even less expensive. Today's Lesson: Remember just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should.