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The University Based Adventures of Bobbikk: January 2007
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Sunday, January 21, 2007. Don't Tap The Glass Timmy, You'll Scare The Racist. It's official, Big Brother is now the root of all evil and the destroyer of souls and Jade Goody is Satan herself. I go back to university for one week and the world goes to pot, I don't know, do I have to be watching it all the time like a small child? When has Big Brother. Been an accurate representation of the British public? This is reality television, therefore you do from time to time get real idiot racists, deal with it.
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The University Based Adventures of Bobbikk: June 2006
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Thursday, June 29, 2006. Send Me An E-Mail That Says 'I Love You'. WARNING* This next post contains words of a sexual nature and is not for the faint of heart. Or stomach. Or you know, anything. You have been warned. I, like many people, get junk mail. Also, to be frank, if sex involves '$ $' at the start of it, I don't think it's something I want to know about. Am I going to find out where Dracula is pumping all that blood? Or, am I more likely to see giant genitalia with fangs and a mind of its own?
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The University Based Adventures of Bobbikk: September 2006
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Wednesday, September 20, 2006. As many of you will know, Richard Hammond has been involved in a car crash whilst filming a new series of Top Gear. I sincerely hope that he will make a full and quick recovery after this tragic accident. My thoughts are with his friends and family. May God comfort them in this time of need. Seriously, this was man is brilliant. He can bring a smile to my face just from seeing that he is in a television programme. I will really miss him if anything happens. So, they made a ...
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The University Based Adventures of Bobbikk: February 2007
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Saturday, February 24, 2007. It's a Sign of the Times. In Lancaster there are many odd signs. This includes the one I saw today on the flower stall that said, "Ideal for cemeteries! Now, let me ask, how many people come past that stall and think "oh yeah, I've been looking for ages for a set of flowers to put on that grave! I believe the answer is none. Sometimes I think Lancaster is a bit mad. Even the street names are a bit bonkers, take a look at this one:. Perhaps a bit of post-clubbing naughtyness?
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The University Based Adventures of Bobbikk: March 2007
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Friday, March 23, 2007. To the person who asked me who cares about my posts in the comments of my last post. Me, that's who. I like writing these things. If they really bore you that much, then why the hell do you read them? Are you some kind of sado-masochist who enjoys reading things that cause you physical pain from boredom? I mean. why are you reading this now if the last post irritated you that much? You weird freak o' nature who can't even be bothered to type their own name. Now, this may seem stup...
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The University Based Adventures of Bobbikk: October 2006
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Thursday, October 05, 2006. Hair Today, Gone. er. Today. Goes the audience, in amazement, one woman crying out, "She's created a masterpiece! It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen! Before fainting dramatically on the floor. There are explosions. Animals draw back in fear from the awesome spectacle, and three wisemen appear at the door asking 'we followed a star, has it happened again? Whilst carrying gifts of Argos Gold, the DVD of Mary. How does it feel? How does it FEEL? I'll admit, I have a lot...
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The University Based Adventures of Bobbikk: November 2006
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Thursday, November 30, 2006. Oh Dear. He's Been Playing With His Beard Again. It's that time again! Yes, you know it, it's time for Rob's stupid facial hair of the week/month/whenever he can be bothered to shave! I know that you've all been waiting avidly to see it, so here it is, another photo of me looking like a complete mong! Join us next time, when who knows just how stupid I'll look. Only you can find out! I love this word. 'Mong' truely describes pure idiocy, doesn't it? A massive cleaning operati...
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The University Based Adventures of Bobbikk: December 2006
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Monday, December 25, 2006. And in through the darkness, Jesus came silently and sat down beside me, and with his warming glow he held my hand, saying nothing but comforting me nonetheless." - Anon. Everyone. Remember the meaning of the day. God Bless you all. Posted by Bobbikk @ Monday, December 25, 2006. Friday, December 22, 2006. I'm not going to stop reviewing, however. Dear Lord no! Posted by Bobbikk @ Friday, December 22, 2006. Thursday, December 14, 2006. Christmas, Carpets and Commentary. Because,...
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The University Based Adventures of Bobbikk: May 2006
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Monday, May 29, 2006. I Do Believe He's Playing Croquet! Since when did our government become the political equivalent of Heat Magazine. Walking past the local shop today I noticed the headlines of a few newspapers. Apparently, there has been a huge scandal in the cabinet. Has someone been having an affair again? Has someone been taking bribes? No, wait could it be that one of the MPs has gone stark raving bonkers and shot 17 people in a bloody rampage? John Prescott was playing croquet. Sunday, May 28, ...
