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                                        Jokes by the Yellow Pages Commando: June 2005
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                                        Jokes by the Yellow Pages Commando. Great jokes that I've come across. Most of them will be clean, but if they're not, simply click away. Sunday, June 26, 2005. The Washington Post publishes a yearly contest in which readers. Are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words. The following were some of this year's winning entries:. 1 Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon. 2 Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have. 4 Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk. 
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        Jokes by the Yellow Pages Commando: September 2004
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                                        Jokes by the Yellow Pages Commando. Great jokes that I've come across. Most of them will be clean, but if they're not, simply click away. Sunday, September 26, 2004. Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for. Lunch At the beginning of the line there was a large pile of. Apples. A nun had written a note,. Take only one, God is watching.". At the end of the line there was a large stack of chocolate chip. Cookies. A boy wrote a note and left it on the cookies that said,. He addressed ...
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        Jokes by the Yellow Pages Commando: October 2004
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                                        Jokes by the Yellow Pages Commando. Great jokes that I've come across. Most of them will be clean, but if they're not, simply click away. Sunday, October 31, 2004. From The Original Hollywood Squares TV show. These are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are now. Peter Marshall: Paul, can you get an elephant drunk? Paul Lynde: Yes, but he still won't go up to your apartment. Rose Marie: No, wait until morning. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. Peter Marsh...
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        Jokes by the Yellow Pages Commando: November 2004
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                                        Jokes by the Yellow Pages Commando. Great jokes that I've come across. Most of them will be clean, but if they're not, simply click away. Monday, November 29, 2004. A man had a terrible accident. His manhood was mangled and torn. From his body. The doctor reassured him that modern medicine made. It possible for his manhood to be rebuilt, but insurance didn't. Cover the expense. It was considered cosmetic. He had three. Choices - small for $3,500; medium for $6,500 or large for $14,. The blonde responded ...
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        Jokes by the Yellow Pages Commando: December 2004
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                                        Jokes by the Yellow Pages Commando. Great jokes that I've come across. Most of them will be clean, but if they're not, simply click away. Tuesday, December 28, 2004. My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took. It to the veterinarian. He found the problem was hair in it's. Ears and cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this from. Reoccurring she should go to the store and get some Nair. Hair remover and rub in it's ears once a month. 
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        Jokes by the Yellow Pages Commando: January 2005
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                                        Jokes by the Yellow Pages Commando. Great jokes that I've come across. Most of them will be clean, but if they're not, simply click away. Wednesday, January 26, 2005. Johnny Carson as "Karnak" One Liners. A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.". Reading the contents of the envelope:. Name three things that have yeast.". A: The Nestea Plunge. Q: What does the president of Nestea use when his toilet is topped up? Q: What were some of the earlier forms of Preparation H? ED"How cold was it". Johnny: "It wa...
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        Jokes by the Yellow Pages Commando: July 2004
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                                        Jokes by the Yellow Pages Commando. Great jokes that I've come across. Most of them will be clean, but if they're not, simply click away. Thursday, July 29, 2004. I'll tell you how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said "Gee, we're enjoying the crime and the poverty but it isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'". Posted by Dick Larkin at 10:33 PM. Blonde on the Job. A blonde was recently hired at an office. Her first task was to go out for coffee. The blonde sighed in relief. 
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        Jokes by the Yellow Pages Commando: April 2005
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                                        Jokes by the Yellow Pages Commando. Great jokes that I've come across. Most of them will be clean, but if they're not, simply click away. Thursday, April 28, 2005. Buford and Festus were talking one afternoon when Buford tells Festus, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. Festus asks Buford, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different? Buford says, "This year I'm taking Mabelene with me.". Posted by Dick Larkin at 4:24 PM. News - You P...
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        Jokes by the Yellow Pages Commando: August 2004
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                                        Jokes by the Yellow Pages Commando. Great jokes that I've come across. Most of them will be clean, but if they're not, simply click away. Tuesday, August 24, 2004. That's What Friends are for. A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously. Imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come. Into the bar and sees him. Lou," says the shocked friend, "what are you doing? You for over fifteen years, and I've never seen you take a drink. Before. What's going on? Smiles, and then slurs,. 
                                     
                                    
                                        
                                            
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                                        Jokes by the Yellow Pages Commando: February 2005
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                                        Jokes by the Yellow Pages Commando. Great jokes that I've come across. Most of them will be clean, but if they're not, simply click away. Monday, February 28, 2005. An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,. Entered the doctor's office. We have come for an examination," said the young girl. Alright," said the doctor. "Go behind that curtain and take. Your clothes off.". No, not me," said the girl. "it's my old aunt here.". Posted by Dick Larkin at 10:04 PM. Friday, February 25, 2005.