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Social Isolation | A 10.08 minute read by Mr. Regular

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A PG set list for dates. Click on page to destroy writing. M closing in on the second year of living fully off Youtube. The first year was novel. I remember standing in my kitchen smugly looking out at the cars commuting in the morning cold of last year. Suckers, all of you, I thought. I get to stay home and make videos and write. Yes, this is civilized living. Some days, I don't even speak. Some days I blurt out. Get out of my brain! Yeah, let's watch that ten times.". The lonely old man. It's odd becau...

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Submitting to Lit.cat | A minute read by Jaron, the Lit.cat Editor

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Click on page to destroy writing. Submitting to Lit.cat. Jaron, the Lit.cat Editor. He Lit.cat is an online literary journal dedicated to making readers feel like they've just discovered the internet for the first time. Medium is no matter- short stories, flash fiction, poetry, screenwriting, to-do lists, text messages, Facebook statuses, Tumblr reblogs, reddit comments, forum signatures- however, there is a huge preference for writing within 200 - 2000 words. 2 Your writing in a non-PDF format. Litcat i...

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Archive | Lit.cat: The Literature Box of the Internet

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That is madness love is madness. Madness doesn’t play by the rules. Its strength is in transcending structure, in working around it. It’s not an easy call to make, being an ambulance driver and calling 911 and then telling 911 that you want EMTs to come save the lives of some EMTs. Break one-nine break one-nine. Trucker looking this for anybody out there. Anybody out there break one-nine. Someone please talk to me. She Was An American Girl. Stranger Danger And The Free Anchovies. Three Poems by Howie Good.

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Manhattan Transfer | A 0.31 minute read by Michael Paul Hogan

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A poem around her breasts. Click on page to destroy writing. Litcat is a literary journal and curated magazine of great writing on the internet. We publish twice a month. I dont feel like fininishing this website right now and i am sorry. Coincidental reddit comment Haiku. Just take off your shoes. Don't make a big production. Out of it. Sheesh. Yea. Your submission has been received! Something went wrong while submitting the form. Where will the first line of the poem be? Both of their bodies.

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When The Pallid-Men Came | A 8.24 minute read by Spencer Sapienza

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Click on page to destroy writing. When The Pallid-Men Came. T first no one noticed amidst the slate grey sky. The vessel hung perfectly still over the White House. Identical crafts appeared around the globe. Was this a greeting or a threat? At 5pm GMT, TV signals went out. For a few moments screens were black. White type fizzled: a fifteen-minute countdown. Families gathered around their sets, professionals rushed home, passersby congregated outside any storefront with a television playing. For eons our ...

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Magenta | A 0.31 minute read by Corinne Henderson

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A stolen carnies baby. Click on page to destroy writing. Part-time compliment to blue,. Chain smokes American Spirits,. Went to art school,. Fucked all the nude models. Young, old, fat, thin,. Likes to lick the folds of flesh. Chokes lovers without permission,. Not allowed back at Disney World,. Once punched her cousin on a ferris wheel,. Stole a carnie’s baby. Call her purple instead of magenta,. She doesn’t give a fuck what you think. We publish twice a month. Coincidental reddit comment Haiku. The cop...

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I'm All About Being GQ | A 6.06 minute read by Harold Ginn

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Click on page to destroy writing. Im All About Being GQ. N case you’re wondering, I’m all about being GQ, ok? But I think that lately GQ magazine has been getting it wrong a lot and as a serious GQ kind of man, I’m frankly a little concerned. Just look at this guy in this suit on p.131 of the latest issue. What a boof. You can tell he’s uncomfortable being photographed wearing those silly looking clothes but GQ is paying him a ton of money so what’s he going to do? No kind of man. You want to smell l...

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More People Die on X-mas Than on Any Day of the Year | A 8.37 minute read by Ron Riekki

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A comedian friend of mine. Click on page to destroy writing. More People Die on X-mas Than on Any Day of the Year. T was Thanksgiving when it happened to us. Holidays are holidays. You want to see a busy E.R., visit one on the Fourth of July or Easter. Festivities spell injuries. Fireworks blow up in hands; people choke on white-chocolate eggs. Thanksgiving is filled with toilet deaths. This was 2002. North Detroit, the opposite setting of Journey’s Don’t Stop Believin’. Oh yeah, only trying to save some...

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Issues

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Shed never seen the like, not even here in Mexico City, where whole neighborhoods are patched together with silly putty and cardboard cutouts of TV stars. It’s not an easy call to make, being an ambulance driver and calling 911 and then telling 911 that you want EMTs to come save the lives of some EMTs. Break one-nine break one-nine. Trucker looking this for anybody out there. Anybody out there break one-nine. Someone please talk to me. The more hoops you jump, the more clever. Trap yourself onto a side.