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Greatest Shits | Kav's Blog
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There’s enough crap in here to put you off me forever. If this isn’t enough, here’s even more. Early lessons in internet porn. Good thing my lad is so enormous. Top 5 Scary Moments. BA Baracus finally gets on plane. The Fresh Prince of Terrorism. Westside Story, bud. Wild wild wesht 2. For fuck’s sake. Erin – spot the difference. Getting to know me, or, I’m a weird fucking dork so leave while you still can. Raped by a dog. Kav’s Guide to Seduction. The Infinite Tayto Man. The other reindeer were cunts.
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Celebrating a 30th birthday on a budget | Kav's Blog
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Celebrating a 30th birthday on a budget. September 22, 2006 at 11:01 am Posted in family. In case you haven’t noticed before, I’m a bit of a romantic cunt. I like to go all out for my ho and treat her like a bitch ought to be treated, knowwhatahmsayin? For real, dawg. Woof. Yeah, lahke ah says, the plan is to wake her with breakfast, bringing the kids through to give her the first round of gifts. Said gifts comprise:. A voucher from Erin to get a manicure/French polish at. Baby Sign Language cards. Was h...
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Top 5 Scary Moments – #1 | Kav's Blog
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Top 5 Scary Moments – #1. April 18, 2007 at 9:39 am Posted in childbirth. When you’re going to have a baby, even if your first reaction is “how the hell did that happen? You’re left confused and fearful for your ability to cope, and no matter how much preparation you do, it’s all irrelevant and useless when it’s suddenly real. Still, you muddle on. We had to go via the Accident and Emergency room because it was after hours. The sensation of the warm air breezing as I sprinted Linzi down the corridor ...