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Write Island | You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. – Mark Twain | Page 2

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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. – Mark Twain. Wreck of a Man. Billy and Joe Hamilton and Pete pulled in slowly into the trailer park inside the growling pick-up truck and drove past a few benches and a few people sitting outside enjoying the evening. One old man waved and said “Howdy! 8221; as the truck drove by, and Billy one hand on the wheel, smiled and waved back with a two fingered salute. 8220;How do sir! The old man scratched his head and said “Pete who? After ...

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Just Being Helpful | Write Island

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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. – Mark Twain. The small fishing village was inundated with snow and was hunkered down for yet another blast of winter. Almost no one was outside. The forecast was for nearly another foot and the winds being up to 40 knots coming off of Nantucket sound had almost everyone indoors. Almost. No Has to be gallivantin’ around with his snow plow, leaving his poor old mother to fend for herself in this crap.”. 8220;What, ya got, Paully? She hel...

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In a Pickle | Write Island

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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. – Mark Twain. Blindingly bright lights lit up the scene from multiple angles, and a group of people stood in a wide circle around the scene of what looked like a car wreck. There was broken glass and the wreckage of a late model black dodge charger bent around a telephone pole at a painful looking angle, with the bloody body of a man hanging out of the broken passenger side window. Don’t push me, Jack! That was a great take, Mario!

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This Alleged Post is Supposedly Like This On Purpose | Write Island

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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. – Mark Twain. This Alleged Post is Supposedly Like This On Purpose. I am all about imagination. And that is why I don’t believe in you, because I know what imagination is and how it works. You are a figment of it and there is not a damn thing you can do about it. And yes, I am talking to you, dear reader. You do not exist. If, for example, jokes are not true, or if stories are not real how can the world they exist in be real and true?

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M.E. Walsh | Write Island

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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. – Mark Twain. Author: M.E. Walsh. 8220;You’re an asshole, you realize that, web boy? Dafuq’d you hit me with? 8220;Jealoussh caussh you can’t win a fight againssht me? 8220;I’m not the one wearing the latest in onesie fashion out in public. I’m one to talk in this get-up, but I am just an ordinary man, you realize that, right? I ain’t crazy like you are.”. 8220;Ssho what, horn head? 8220;So it’s criminal to do my shit paying job? The ma...

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He Shouldn’t Have Done That | Write Island

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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. – Mark Twain. He Shouldn’t Have Done That. 8220;The poor guy is dead.”. The big man spoke again, saying “That no good son of a bitch had it coming. When I first tagged him, it was an absolute joy to watch his face and head twist the way they did. An absolute joy.”. 8220;Do tell, Johnny. Do tell.” said the man sitting in the armchair, his face covered in shadow. He shouldn’t have done that.”. 8220;He thought he was a tough son of a bitch!

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And They Danced | Write Island

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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. – Mark Twain. 8221; He smiled and sighed slightly and after a second said “I am honestly not sure. Seriously. It’s not like I think of stuff like that. I’m not sure I even know exactly what you are asking me for when you ask me what my guilty pleasures are. Give me an example. if you could.”. She smiled broadly and thought. 8220;Slight remorse. Ok. Not like the. Wow this guy is amazing, so far. 8220;Nononononono, I hate disco, capital.

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Not So Friendly | Write Island

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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. – Mark Twain. 8220;You’re an asshole, you realize that, web boy? Dafuq’d you hit me with? 8220;Jealoussh caussh you can’t win a fight againssht me? 8220;I’m not the one wearing the latest in onesie fashion out in public. I’m one to talk in this get-up, but I am just an ordinary man, you realize that, right? I ain’t crazy like you are.”. 8220;Ssho what, horn head? 8220;So it’s criminal to do my shit paying job? What law is that? The man ...

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Just Another Day 2/16 | Write Island

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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. – Mark Twain. Just Another Day 2/16. I was walking home from my daily run today, a run of about three miles. Three and twelve one hundredths of a mile if you must know. Why I would think you want to know that I have no idea, but there it is. Anyway. I was struck by a few thoughts, there and at home afterwards. 8211; – – – – – – – – – – –. Fuck it’s cold:. Mother nature, being an asshole. Turn up the heat, mom! Is that your idea of funny?