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Carl with a C.: June 2008
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Carl with a C. Monday, June 23, 2008. I started out smart. This is all conjecture. I off course am assuming all this. The point though is whatever the reason might have been. I started out as a really smart kid. I would spend all day watching TV and running my parents mad with imaginary games and somehow, when the time came, I would sit in class and answer questions that were stomping all the other kids around me. Questions like what the square of 7 was. What type of soil was best for farming? Just like ...
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Carl with a C.: October 2008
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Carl with a C. Thursday, October 23, 2008. I have been so so. This is not even a real post. I wrote this story last year and decided to post it to fill for my silence. I miss you all. I was in love with Michelle Adebayo Halima Okoronkwo. No, her name didn’t bother me one bit, which is one way I sensed my love was sincere. And then my world fell apart. What does one wear to a date? I could wear a T-shirt and a pair of jeans but would that spell being too casual? I tossed the t-shirt aside. Perhaps not.
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Carl with a C.: December 2008
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Carl with a C. Friday, December 12, 2008. I always knew it would be something interesting that would draw me back for a 43rd post. I am delighted that it is this. One of our very own has lived my dream. Announced that she had finally completed her novel I knew that i just had to share the good news with you all. It is a joy to read our many delightful scribbles. It is even more delightful when some of our scribbles make it into print. I celebrate the achievement of one of us. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Carl with a C.: March 2009
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Carl with a C. Wednesday, March 25, 2009. There are times when being an Angel sucks. Don’t get me wrong, I love being an Angel. The pay is fantastic, the management is more than decent and the method of transportation is simply, quite frankly, out of this world. But there are other times when, despite the seemingly infinite benefits, being an Angel truly can suck. I stared at the sitting frame of my new assignment. I wasn’t on vacation—that rarely happens for Angels. It is one of those th...He was being ...
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Carl with a C.: October 2009
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Carl with a C. Thursday, October 29, 2009. I’m lying on the floor and typing this. Andromeda says I must have superhuman powers because she does not understand how I can possible spend as long as I do on my laptop in the position that I currently am. I simply smile at her and get back to work. This after all is my life for the next week. I have been ordered to lie down for the rest of the week. It happened on Sunday. I suspect she realizes how cute she is when she does that. After Andromeda was convinced...
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Carl with a C.: August 2008
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Carl with a C. Wednesday, August 27, 2008. You've got to read THIS! Monday, August 25, 2008. Once every week I spend 30 minutes trying to decide what I should blog about. This week started no differently. I had narrowed it down to three possible contenders. Thank you very much! On a woman it migrated gracefully to her hips leaving her the object of many late night fantasies. The way to man’s heart was through the stomach. Ignore his bulging stomach and he would fall in love with you. The Dance instructor...
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Carl with a C.: September 2008
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Carl with a C. Saturday, September 27, 2008. Blame the Storks,. When a couple of Bloggers. Left comments on my last post asking me to pass along their thanks to my mother for having. Me, I chucked to myself, gave a tut tut and promptly forgot their request. Oh don’t get me wrong. It was a noble gesture. Very kind. Really sweet. Possibly. Sexy if I reconstructed the reason behind their thanks but the problem with acting on their suggestions was that no one took into consideration an important fact. My mum...
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Carl with a C.: May 2008
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Carl with a C. Tuesday, May 13, 2008. It started 15 seconds after I knocked on the door. Logic, my never faltering mentor, demanded that I take out time to go and visit her. And so I did. It didn’t really work out that way. I stood in front of the door waiting for it to be opened. As it turned out my mum did open the door when I knocked. She looked at me, ignoring my cheery grin. In her hand she had some novel that she had been reading. You're fat." She said. And that pretty much was it. Turning on the b...
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Carl with a C.: Life's Gamble
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Carl with a C. Tuesday, April 21, 2009. This is a work of fiction. Last night someone asked me if I loved to gamble and my immediate thought was “Yes. Everyday.”. I gamble in the morning when the 3 year old alarm next to my bed, lets loose another of its daily shrills. Wincing in pain, I ponder my choices. Do I ignore its announcement and go for another 30 minutes or do I trust my body’s ability to make it to the bathroom without my brain. You see what I’m talking about? Most of the time it works. But ev...
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Carl with a C.: January 2009
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Carl with a C. Saturday, January 24, 2009. At the insistence of "We". I’ve been thinking about doing this for a while now. It’s been lingering in the back of my mind, rearing its uninvited head when the occasion presented itself. Like when I was caught in traffic, firmly sandwiched amongst three hundred cars and what looked in the distance to be an elephant. I thought to myself with irritated amusement “Wouldn’t this be a fun thing to blog about? Why would they do something so silly? So there I was ,smel...
