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The Butcher Shop: Lost and found.
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Sunday, 2 March 2008. For closing this case. Bug which breaks down chemicals found". You see, that's the trouble with scientists. They're so engrossed in their experiments, they're constantly walking around in a daze and they're always misplacing things. But not for them the usual everyday items you or I might mislay, like the car keys or our glasses. Oh no! They leave lying around less innocuous things: bugs which break down chemicals. There'd be some very upset choc-a-holics out there. Maybe if they had.
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The Butcher Shop: February 2010
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Sunday, 14 February 2010. From the Ninemsn news website, Sunday, February 14, 2010. (Click here. Shark bites woman in the Whitsundays.". Now, I'm not eaxctly sure. The Whitsundays may be located on a woman, but it sounds bloody painful! This will cure what ails you. Malapropisms are sentences in which a word is substituted for another word that sounds similar, but often ends in a comical result, and embarrassment for the perpetrator. You can read some corkers here. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). The hardest...
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The Butcher Shop: February 2008
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Friday, 15 February 2008. Well, the word "murder" is in the title. Found guilty of murdering the English language is Melbourne TV Channel 10. In the promo for their new series "Women's Murder Club. The opening line is. Catching crooks in killer heels has never been a problem for Lindsay.". This statement - small as it is - gives us such a wide scope of "Oh! That is so wrong." Let's examine the evidence. Catching crooks in killer heels has never been a problem for Lindsay.". God help her, though, if one o...
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The Butcher Shop: Well, the word "murder" is in the title.
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Friday, 15 February 2008. Well, the word "murder" is in the title. Found guilty of murdering the English language is Melbourne TV Channel 10. In the promo for their new series "Women's Murder Club. The opening line is. Catching crooks in killer heels has never been a problem for Lindsay.". This statement - small as it is - gives us such a wide scope of "Oh! That is so wrong." Let's examine the evidence. Catching crooks in killer heels has never been a problem for Lindsay.". God help her, though, if one o...
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The Butcher Shop: Buzz-buzz-a-diddle it.
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Saturday, 6 March 2010. From the Ninemsn news website, Saturday, March 6, 2010. (Click. The first tag they used as a link to the main story was bad enough:. Suspicious sounds: Woman calls police over vibrator.". They then compounded the error with the news item's heading:. German police summoned over vibrator.". Those fun-loving, liberal-minded Germans. Trust them to come up with a unique design for an everyday communications device. Brings to mind a whole set of images, doesn't it? Does it have a dial?
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The Butcher Shop: January 2008
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Thursday, 31 January 2008. From the Sunday Herald Sun, July 23, 2006. How Split Tore Me Apart.". Isn't that what splits do, tear things apart? Isn't it the very nature of a split to be a consequence of something that has been torn? Or is the headline suggesting that a banana smothered in ice cream, cream, strawberry topping and nuts was responsible for tearing some poor soul to pieces? Maybe they over extended in a gymnastic manoeuvre, and did themselves some damage. Sunday, 20 January 2008. I'm sure tha...
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The Butcher Shop: Ouch!
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Sunday, 14 February 2010. From the Ninemsn news website, Sunday, February 14, 2010. (Click here. Shark bites woman in the Whitsundays.". Now, I'm not eaxctly sure. The Whitsundays may be located on a woman, but it sounds bloody painful! The Whitsundays are due north of the Great Barrier Reef. 7 March 2010 at 10:58 am. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The hardest langauge on Earth to learn, thereby making it the easiest language on Earth to stuff up. This will cure what ails you. EB White, writer.
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The Bookcase: June 2009
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Tuesday, 16 June 2009. Based on an island off the coast of Mozambique, a band of modern day pirates carry out raids on unsuspecting ships. However, these aren't your run-of-the-mill rabble of cutthroats and murderers, but rather a well organised, well armed unit which moves with military precision and timing. They are led by ex soldier Alex Tremain. It's not easy being a pirate. It takes on more of a supporting role, allowing the reader better focus on the main characters. The book is titled. The main ch...
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The Bookcase: April 2007
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Monday, 9 April 2007. Joe Sixsmith is black, balding, bumbling and a bit slow off the mark. He's also a PI, much to his Aunt Mirabelle's despair. And his Dalziel And Pascoe series will love this book. The undercurrent of humour that runs through Dalziel And Pascoe has been allowed to overflow and flood the Joe Sixsmith series, making them highly entertaining. On several occasions, I found myself laughing out loud, much to the amusement of fellow train travellers. This is an easy book to read, but as foll...