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Shut the fuck up: The Time of Birthday Boredom
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Saturday, 12 July 2008. The Time of Birthday Boredom. I'm going to assume that you're all too stupid to figure out why. This blog is called Matt Squared, so I shall tell you. There are two of us, both named Matt, who update it. Matt * Matt = M². Now that's out of the way, I'll get straight to business. Now that you know that two Matt's update this blog, I'll inform you that it's Matt's birthday today! Even if the bastard did just cut off my Happy Birthday Phone call. Never mind eh? Right, I'm back. Y...
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Shut the fuck up: SMOKING VAGINAS
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Friday, 11 July 2008. MOISTEN YOUR EYES MOTHER FUCKERS BECAUSE IT'S TIME FOR SOME SCENE GIRLS. LOOK AT THAT HAIR GOD DAMN. YOU WISH YOU COULD SMELL THAT AT NIGHT AND RUN IT THROUGH YOU HANDS. IT'S CLEAN AS FUCK. LOOK AT THAT SHINE. THOSE EYES MAKE YOU WANT TO BUY HER EXPENSIVE CONTACT LENSES JUST SO THEY'RE MORE FASHIONABLE HOLY SHIT. CAN YOU SAY CLEARASIL NIGGER? JESUS DIDN'T EVEN HAVE SKIN THAT CLEAR. THE JEW'S WOULD PAY OBSCENE AMOUNTS OF MONEY FOR THOSE TITS. THEY'RE EVEN AVAILABLE IN MODEST.
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Shut the fuck up: July 2008
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Saturday, 12 July 2008. The United States of Me. Right then, America. Here we go. I know you get things like these spat at you all day everyday because, let's face it, you are. A disgraceful excuse for a country and everybody else knows it, however, I'm still going to add to it because I feel you can never be told enough. When I state that most of you are stupid, I'm not speaking from influence by friends or the media, I'm speaking from personal encounters with you. It's gotten so bad nowadays that I...
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Shut the fuck up: TURD NUGGETS!
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Saturday, 12 July 2008. Yeah, yeah. My friends will be all like "BUT YOU FUCKING AMERICANS, ESPECIALLY ONES WHO BITCH ABOUT BRITAIN LOLOOLLOLO! Shut up. This old guy is a God Damn legend. I think he may be the only. American to have truly mastered the age old art of 'Sarcasm'. Fuck. He literally made me cream my boxers. I had to change those and everything. Sarcasm has been mastered. 13 July 2008 at 06:03. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The United States of Me. The Time of Birthday Boredom.
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Shut the fuck up
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Friday, 11 July 2008. Before I start ranting about this bitch, take a look at one of her videos;. Http:/ uk.youtube.com/watch? After watching one of Chris Crocker's videos for lolz I found one of her's. She was supporting Chris Crocker and trying to compare them. The first thing I thought when I watched her video was she has to be taking the piss, there is no way someone can be this annoying and stereotypically blonde. Ohh how wrong I was. Wtf! Using someone's youtube comment, 'Why does everyone hate me?
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Shut the fuck up: The United States of Me
http://matt-squared.blogspot.com/2008/07/united-states-of-me.html
Saturday, 12 July 2008. The United States of Me. Right then, America. Here we go. I know you get things like these spat at you all day everyday because, let's face it, you are. A disgraceful excuse for a country and everybody else knows it, however, I'm still going to add to it because I feel you can never be told enough. When I state that most of you are stupid, I'm not speaking from influence by friends or the media, I'm speaking from personal encounters with you. It's gotten so bad nowadays that I...
