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xkcd sucks: But It's All Subjective!
http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/2010/02/but-its-all-subjective.html
A] vitriolic and bitter collection of unwarranted nastiness about a silly and harmless comic.". Saturday, February 13, 2010. But It's All Subjective! Hello, you rotten monsters. I'd like to talk to you about objectivity. It's not too common, but every now and then a cuddlefish comes by and insists that we have no right to talk about XKCD because it's all subjective. This is demonstrably false. I'm going to start by defining some terms. We may as well start with objective. Anyone who argues that there is ...
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xkcd sucks: Guest Review: The One True Review
http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/2014/07/guest-review-one-true-review.html
A] vitriolic and bitter collection of unwarranted nastiness about a silly and harmless comic.". Saturday, July 26, 2014. Guest Review: The One True Review. Today's guest review comes from Jon "Jon 'History's Greatest Monster' Levi" Levi. It is precisely one year out of date. I haven't read it. -Ed.]. As my birthday treat to you all, I am writing a review of what has been described by many as Randall's magnum opus. Alt text: Wait for it. Observant people followed their progress day by day, hour by hour as...
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xkcd sucks: You're Just Jealous, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Shut the Fuck Up
http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/2009/12/youre-just-jealous-or-how-i-learned-to.html
A] vitriolic and bitter collection of unwarranted nastiness about a silly and harmless comic.". Saturday, December 26, 2009. You're Just Jealous, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Shut the Fuck Up. I am going to continue bitching about cuddlefish until Carl personally comes to my house and murders me, on weekends so I am not in the way of comic posts. How about xkcd sucks, huh? Are we just jealous of Randy's talent and success? I could continue; this is by no means exhaustive. I include Gaiman an...
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xkcd sucks: Book Review: "Never Learn Anything from History"
http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/2010/06/book-review-never-learn-anything-from.html
A] vitriolic and bitter collection of unwarranted nastiness about a silly and harmless comic.". Wednesday, June 23, 2010. Book Review: "Never Learn Anything from History". I wrote this about two months ago but wanted to wait a bit to post it. so: here it is. I dearly love Kate Beaton's History Comics. Or, as the comic is now known, "Hark! In any case, the point is that I eagerly awaited her book being released. June 23, 2010 at 7:50 PM. Why do you always refer to her as Ms. Beaton? Or Mr Munroe, for that...
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xkcd sucks: Comic 9001: Rejected Early Draft
http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/2014/07/comic-9001-rejected-early-draft.html
A] vitriolic and bitter collection of unwarranted nastiness about a silly and harmless comic.". Tuesday, July 1, 2014. Comic 9001: Rejected Early Draft. Today's entry comes from noted monster "r." -Ed.]. July 1, 2014 at 4:53 PM. July 1, 2014 at 6:59 PM. Aquarians Love To Cuddle. July 16, 2014 at 9:16 AM. July 1, 2014 at 5:53 PM. This is funnier than 93.5% of xkcds. July 9, 2014 at 1:40 PM. Three significant figures. Thats fucking brave. I hope you have data to prove this. July 2, 2014 at 1:24 AM. July 4,...
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xkcd sucks: Comic 1480: More Like STUPID Bowl LOL
http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/2015/01/comic-1480-more-like-stupid-bowl-lol.html
A] vitriolic and bitter collection of unwarranted nastiness about a silly and harmless comic.". Thursday, January 29, 2015. Comic 1480: More Like STUPID Bowl LOL. Comic title: Super Bowl; alt text: My hobby: Pretending to miss the sarcasm when people show off their lack of interest in football by talking about 'sportsball' and acting excited to find someone else who's interested, then acting confused when they try to clarify.]. Seriously: did I miss a memo somewhere? But "how bad will it be? One day, Ran...
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xkcd sucks: No One Is Forcing You To Read It
http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/2009/12/no-one-is-forcing-you-to-read-it.html
A] vitriolic and bitter collection of unwarranted nastiness about a silly and harmless comic.". Thursday, December 17, 2009. No One Is Forcing You To Read It. This is Rob with a special announcement. Are you one of millions of cuddlefish who thinks that no one is forcing us to read xkcd? That it is the simplest thing in the world to ignore it, and that we are just being silly and masochistic for going to the website every day? Look this up later. -Ed.]. Do you see that, fuckers? DO YOU SEE THAT? Oh no A ...
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xkcd sucks: Where's Your Webcomic?
http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/2010/01/wheres-your-webcomic.html
A] vitriolic and bitter collection of unwarranted nastiness about a silly and harmless comic.". Saturday, January 2, 2010. Hello, my name is Rob, and I am utterly incapable of producing anything creative at all. This is why I criticize things! You see, critics cannot write anything of their own. All they are capable of doing is write negative reviews of things. This invalidates all of their negative reviews! OH RIGHT it's because we are incapable of producing anything. This blog would immediately go away.
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xkcd sucks: Book Review: "Your Whole Family Is Made Out Of Meat"
http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/2009/12/book-review-your-whole-family-is-made.html
A] vitriolic and bitter collection of unwarranted nastiness about a silly and harmless comic.". Sunday, December 13, 2009. Book Review: "Your Whole Family Is Made Out Of Meat". Link at TopatoCo is weird for some reason but I'm leaving it up). So what's in this book? Part of (perhaps most of? The trick with books of webcomics is figuring out the balance between new and old material. Obviously, a good comic is successful because of its old content, that's what people know and what gained it its fame...
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xkcd sucks: You're Just Biased!
http://xkcdsucks.blogspot.com/2010/03/youre-just-biased.html
A] vitriolic and bitter collection of unwarranted nastiness about a silly and harmless comic.". Saturday, March 20, 2010. My friends, I know what you are thinking right now. You are thinking "this website's entire purpose is undermined because it is just biased against XKCD, thus making any criticism it makes entirely invalid." Yes, you, specifically. You phrased your thoughts in that exact way. I know it. I can feel. But let me get this out of the way: yes, when writing about a comic, we do, in fact, lo...
