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Randumb: September 2009
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Forget "Sex and the City". Welcome to "Booze and the Valley"! DISCLAIMER: No names have been changed to protect the guilty. Monday, September 7, 2009. This isn't the first time I've asked this question. I was super excited for my first day of school. First grade, was it? I said. So proud of that outfit. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). It's all about me. View my complete profile. There was an error in this gadget. They keep me entertained. Don't put up A Fuss. Angel in the Kitchen. The Universe of Bilby.
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Randumb: Celia Who?
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Forget "Sex and the City". Welcome to "Booze and the Valley"! DISCLAIMER: No names have been changed to protect the guilty. Sunday, March 21, 2010. I decided to research a gluten free lifestyle in the modern way. I sat at Barnes and Noble, skimmed the book, and left without buying it. I think they'd sell a lot more magazines and books if they weren't so lenient. But then they wouldn't sell as much over priced Starbucks, I'm sure. I almost instinctively raised my hand. You had cystic fibrosis as a child?
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Randumb: April 2009
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Forget "Sex and the City". Welcome to "Booze and the Valley"! DISCLAIMER: No names have been changed to protect the guilty. Thursday, April 30, 2009. I really have nothing to say. Just feel as though I need to end the month with a blog. It seems that a lot of people are in a weird funk. Co-workers, facebook friends, bloggie friends. Not sure about my family. My sister keeps trying to get a hold of me (baby bro is graduating in June! The reading voice in my head was all out of breath! I told my friend tha...
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Randumb: March 2009
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Forget "Sex and the City". Welcome to "Booze and the Valley"! DISCLAIMER: No names have been changed to protect the guilty. Saturday, March 28, 2009. Who else has 8 inches of snow on top of a flood? NORTH DAKOTA. Because what doesn't kill us makes us go insane, slowly. Here are some things I've learned while sandbagging (3 million bags in 7 days) to save the world:. Sand is a great exfoliator. Just not for the inside of your nose, mouth or eyes. This is your in! You have something to talk about! I have n...
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Randumb: August 2009
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Forget "Sex and the City". Welcome to "Booze and the Valley"! DISCLAIMER: No names have been changed to protect the guilty. Wednesday, August 19, 2009. And then there were none. The Eagle has left the nest! I repeat, "The Eagle has left the nest! I don't remember her moving my sister into the dorms. She went to school in Missouri, about 5 states away. I'm sure it was tough sending off the first daughter. She was intelligent and self sufficient, and we all knew she'd be OK on her own. Pain in the ass.
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Randumb: February 2010
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Forget "Sex and the City". Welcome to "Booze and the Valley"! DISCLAIMER: No names have been changed to protect the guilty. Tuesday, February 9, 2010. Yeah, yeah, yeah.I haven't blogged in forever. Get over it. Or, better yet.how about you do something embarassing so I can write about it and make fun of you? Is that the best your underpaid minions can come up with? I'm pretty sure Dove recycles these tips every year. A few sound familiar. That frozen pizza I just made? That frozen pizza I just made?
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Randumb: May 2009
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Forget "Sex and the City". Welcome to "Booze and the Valley"! DISCLAIMER: No names have been changed to protect the guilty. Sunday, May 31, 2009. Me and My Big Ideas. Yeah, I've been layin low. It's all going to the gym, eating mostly vegetarian, drinking only water, keeping the digs clean. That doesn't leave much time for looking for trouble. Unless you count deciding to go back to school as trouble. As Mama Alex said, "All those trips to the spa paid off! Monday, May 25, 2009. JESUS, I need some coffee.
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Randumb: November 2009
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Forget "Sex and the City". Welcome to "Booze and the Valley"! DISCLAIMER: No names have been changed to protect the guilty. Sunday, November 15, 2009. A couple weeks ago we jumped into the Brazillian waxing in my psuedo beauty school. Cosmetology students are a different breed. We call it "The 13th Grade". Imagine a "Legally Blonde" slumber party with lots of hair cutting and eyebrow waxing and hijinx. But I digress. Ignore the picture I used. never once did we have to raise our legs or get on all fo...
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Randumb: February 2009
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Forget "Sex and the City". Welcome to "Booze and the Valley"! DISCLAIMER: No names have been changed to protect the guilty. Saturday, February 28, 2009. Someone wrote a song for me and PMS Man! No one called to interview me or anything! There it was, on the radio one day. That pop(tart) star Katy Perry was singin' it, and I think she captured the essence of my resentment. The song pretty much sums up the situation. The first two lines are dedicated to me, but the rest is all him. You change your mind.
