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The Chosen One: January 2006
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Sunday, January 29, 2006. Word up, fly girl. I been all thinkin bout you an spit since you ain't here an stuff. These skippin my arraignmizzle parties ain't the same without ya, babe. You want me to throw down on those fools? You's the best interizzle decorator evah, girl. I mean, nobody but you can spend like a jillion hours findin just the right shoes to match the rug in the fresher or whatev, you get me? I mean, come on. Well, Windu's screechin at...
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The Chosen One: November 2005
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Saturday, November 19, 2005. Grody, man, grody. So I'm sure ya'll got a good laugh outta what that little green monkey did ta me, but I'll show him. I mean it weren't like I tried to mess up his smitin or whatev, but I really wanted to go clubbin with Pa. um. some of my homies, an he was all like getting up in my grill about it or whatev. An not to mention the Force wedgies! My underoos are so far up my butt they could pass as a thong, ya'll. No disi...
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The Chosen One: December 2005
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Tuesday, December 13, 2005. So check it, ya'll. I'm gettin all sick an tizired of the way those fogies on the council're treatin me. I'm the Chosen One, yo! Notta mention what I gots to put up with at home, with Ob's "wrasslin", Windu's sob-fests, an Yodes' force-wedgies. I'm all feelin abused an spit. So, Mister. Starkiller? Skywalker, yo.". Ah, Skywalker. It says here you want to be emancipated from your guardians.". But check it, I can't! Listen, ...
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The Chosen One: August 2005
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Sunday, August 21, 2005. So Windu's all "You gotta make a list of all the people you slaughtered" and I'm all "I haven't slaughtered that many. An I tried tellin' him that Tusken Raiders don't count as people, cept he didn't buy that so he's makin me write the list anyway, the hater. People Anakin Skywalker Has Slaughtered (including Tusken Raiders). Tusken encampment 17 (30 or 40, which prolly translates into one or two people). Pads' fish Mr Fishie.
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The Chosen One: February 2006
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Saturday, February 11, 2006. No disintigrations, yo! So here's what's goin down. I'm all tellin Pads I'll investigizzle this bounty hunter thing, so I flewed out to Bespin or wherever to see if I could be all trackin down this chick an baby-clone. Well, turns out Cloud City's, like, stuck in this tizime warp or sumthin, cause everybody's like in polyester leisure suits an whatnot - an ya'll know. The Chosen One don't roll that way, yo. Mon, My Groupie.
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The Chosen One: October 2005
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Fulfilling a prophecy, and looking damn fine doing it. Saturday, October 22, 2005. So went to Windu's party so he wouldn't get all weepy an spit, plus he promised cookie dough. He an the girl who looks like Pads an somebody else all watched The Notebook. Or whatev, but I wasn't about that. I was all about the Corellian Ale-pong with Obs (Our motto: We play to lose! But when we went to go do karoke after. NO KAROKE MACHINE, YO! Stand around an stare at each other? That was pretty kickin - lotsa free booze...
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Jar Jar's blog: December 2005
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Mesa called Jar Jar Binks. Mesa wanna be your friend. Saturday, December 31, 2005. Mission 3: Operation "Wesa goin' on a Twi'lek hunt". Mesa figuren der best place to start would be der Twi'lek homeworld, Ryloth. Issen a wierd place. One one side of der planet, issen always daytime. On der other side, issen always nighttime. In der bit where der Twi'lek all live, issen always five-thirty on a Friday evening. Or perhaps seven-thirty on a Saturday morning. Yousa can noah ever tell. It's evening. It's a...
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Jar Jar's blog: September 2005
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Mesa called Jar Jar Binks. Mesa wanna be your friend. Friday, September 30, 2005. Fixen der air conditioning. Again. Der doctors tellen mesa dat mesa haven a minor concussion, or someting. Mesa berry lucky, hesa sayen. Hmm. Mesa noah feelen lucky - Bojaa sayen dat der air conditioning issen noah fixen. And, mesa *did* cut der red wire. Hesa goin to have a looky. When hesa getten back, hesa sayen,. Wire, you were supposed to cut de. Mesa hassen a bad feelen about thissen. Mesa starten to usen cliches!
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JawaJuice: A Meeting of the Snack Minds
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Confessions of a Droid-Repo Jawa. Tuesday, September 06, 2005. A Meeting of the Snack Minds. After spending a few days at ‘Watto’s’ clearing my head, I knew it was time to finish putting thing to right with my little snack empire. Qui-Gon, Fluke, Han and I had secured enough spice to choke a rancor but there was still the problem of McDooku’s. (Still ongoing here.). I thought it was time to cut to the chase…and go to the top. Why JJ….what an unexpected surprise. Ya, sure. Oh, here you go. I’m a ver...
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StarWarsUnmasked.com: Author Profile: Han Solo
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Thursday, August 04, 2005. Author Profile: Han Solo. Echizen town, Fukui prefecture, Japan. Q1: What made you decide to start a blog like this? Like other people, I read the Darthside blog. Q2: Why did you choose your particular character? Route That character has so little screen time that you really have a wide range of options. But, in the end, I thought Han would be more fun. Q3: Where do you get ideas? In the beginning, I got my ideas from the original trilogy. How did Han feel in this scene? And in...
