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Yoga Badassery: November 2013
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Thursday, November 14, 2013. This Isn't a Complete Waste of My Time Like You Said! Look, an ad! No, scroll down. There, on the right. Click on it for porn! Just kidding. It'll take you to some info about yoga. Don't hate me. I've spent roughly a million hours on this site so when someone said, would you like money? I said, "HELLZ YEAH! Make it rain, biotch! Ouch, ouch, ouch! Wait, make it stop! So, yeah, I can definitely say that if the ad were touting the benefits of animal torture I would have said no.
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Yoga Badassery: Loving Ustrasana
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Thursday, November 7, 2013. I love it when the teachers say the sanskrit names for yoga poses. I could pretend it's because I enjoy the connection with yoga's long history but that's not it at all. It's because when we get ready to do camel pose teachers say, "Ustrasana." Which sounds to me like, " Ultra Asana. Which it is, really. But the vision in my head is:. That's right. When the teacher says, "ustrasana," I am Voltron. Not one lion either, the WHOLE. DAMN. THING. Why is Voltron my vision of "ULTRA"?
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Yoga Badassery: Happiness
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Monday, December 23, 2013. I've seen this inspirational text floating around a lot. I think Mr. Keonig might not have known my friends. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Me, fully clothed. A Bikram yogi of over four years, I have completed 365 classes in 365 days. I have also competed in the 2013 National Asana Championships. That might make it sound like I know what Im doing. Do not be fooled. A Topic We Do Not Discuss in Polite Company. Edible Animals Win at Hide-and-Seek. New Posts Every Thursday.
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Yoga Badassery: Look, Ma! This Isn't a Complete Waste of My Time Like You Said!*
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Thursday, November 14, 2013. This Isn't a Complete Waste of My Time Like You Said! Look, an ad! No, scroll down. There, on the right. Click on it for porn! Just kidding. It'll take you to some info about yoga. Don't hate me. I've spent roughly a million hours on this site so when someone said, would you like money? I said, "HELLZ YEAH! Make it rain, biotch! Ouch, ouch, ouch! Wait, make it stop! So, yeah, I can definitely say that if the ad were touting the benefits of animal torture I would have said no.
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Yoga Badassery: The Shoulds and Shouldn'ts of Yoga
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Thursday, December 12, 2013. The Shoulds and Shouldn'ts of Yoga. I have read a plethora of articles and blogs telling me not to be so judgmental, egotistical, materialistic.my list of flaws goes on. The inference being that I am not a real practitioner of yoga and possibly a bad person to boot. I recently read an article, "Signs your yoga practice is no longer your own."* What the eff does that even mean? Lululemon has put on your skin like a meat-sack and is currently forcing your downward dog? I didn't...
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Yoga Badassery: Life Hack
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Wednesday, January 29, 2014. Take advantage of the polar vortex sub-zero planet-Hoth conditions by freezing your yoga gear. If you live in a two-flat or other shared residence you may, like me, have a covered but not heated stairwell to your basement and laundry. Use this area much like your freezer for trash.* Dump your bag of smelly, damp (or if you're a sweater like me, sopping wet) yoga gear in the walkway. It will freeze, buying you a few days before you need to do laundry. Me, fully clothed.
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Yoga Badassery: Illustrations
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Signed and numbered 18"x 7.5" print with 1" white matting on all sides for $15. Purchase (via google checkout) and information here. Order a print and further my ability to eat and play yoga! All prints are hand-signed unless otherwise requested. All blog illustrations are available as prints. I also work for commission. A popular option is sci-fi or TV show themed family portraits.* Email me at yogabadasser@gmail.com for specifics. I friggin' LOVE doing those. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Yoga Badassery: January 2014
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Wednesday, January 29, 2014. Take advantage of the polar vortex sub-zero planet-Hoth conditions by freezing your yoga gear. If you live in a two-flat or other shared residence you may, like me, have a covered but not heated stairwell to your basement and laundry. Use this area much like your freezer for trash.* Dump your bag of smelly, damp (or if you're a sweater like me, sopping wet) yoga gear in the walkway. It will freeze, buying you a few days before you need to do laundry. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Yoga Badassery: Go to Yoga
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Thursday, October 31, 2013. Granted, the tired, nauseous, cranky days are not all going to result in stellar yoga classes. So here is a chart to help guide you to your best choice in your current situation. You may notice a pattern. Follow the chart as if you don't. Exercise and meditation have been independently proven to alleviate symptoms of stress and depression in both the short-term and (even more importantly) the long term. Yoga as a combination of meditation and exercise is powerful medicine.
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