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In the Belly of the World: August 2010

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In the Belly of the World. Monday, August 09, 2010. If ever there was a way to form an understatement: it's been quite a while since I've posted here, is a good way to start after two years without a tippy-type from yours truly. It has been a while and not until I looked upon the date of my last post did I realize how much time had bested me. I keep asking myself 'what happened and where did you go'. My brain used to arrange my thoughts into poetry now he's a garbage man. There was no garbage.

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Tales from a small town: Saturday, September 18, 2004

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Tales from a small town. Short stories about life in a small town. Non-fiction. Great reading. Saturday, September 18, 2004. Fun at the union hall. If you've been following this blog, you know I'm running for county commissioner. I'm new to candidacy, so it's been a real eye-opening experience. The officer gets off the phone, and goes back to his seat. "Where were we? He asks. Finally. I start back in, all serious, and everything. Then, it hits. I remembered why I don't drink Pepsi. I...I thought about u...

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Tales from a small town: Thursday, August 26, 2004

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Tales from a small town. Short stories about life in a small town. Non-fiction. Great reading. Thursday, August 26, 2004. Afraid of your job moving to Mexico? So what does this have to do with being afraid of your job moving to Mexico? Alot The thing that inspired me to write this blog, was watching an episode of "Becker.". That got me thinking about the climate control I enjoy with the air conditioner on. That got me thinking about how expensive it is to run, which got me thinking about how I'll mis...

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Tales from a small town: Saturday, August 21, 2004

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Tales from a small town. Short stories about life in a small town. Non-fiction. Great reading. Saturday, August 21, 2004. El Salvador: the money center. As I've said before: I live in a small town. I know alot of other people do too, but this town is a little different. The thing that makes this town different, is money. We've got a ton of it here. (I don't, but everyone else seems to.). Why does this town have so much money? Those of you who live here, know which town I'm talking about. Shhhh! After his...

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Tales from a small town: Southern Cross

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Tales from a small town. Short stories about life in a small town. Non-fiction. Great reading. Friday, July 28, 2006. That's the song by Crosby Stihls and Nash I think about when hauling something. They've got all their "flags a flyin' " and they're "nicely making way.". First load yesterday. I had to go to the factory I used to work for. Well, not exactly. The company I used to work for has several divisions all over the state where I live, and I had to go to a division where I never worked.

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Tales from a small town: Saturday, September 04, 2004

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Tales from a small town. Short stories about life in a small town. Non-fiction. Great reading. Saturday, September 04, 2004. Making $ $ @ the Meat Market. As I've stated in one of my previous posts, I used to be a waiter at a nightclub I'll call "Whiskey's.". I asked the old man about this. I said, "Why do you do that? My first encounter with the stepmom, was sometime in my first few days as a waiter. She told me, "I don't know how you got hired as a waiter here; you'll never make as much money as th...

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Thurman Munson's Brother: Top 10 thoughts in Artie's mind right now

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In a figurative sense we are all kin to the Yankee Captain. In reality, we are not related and should not ask his surviving family members for money or memorabilia. Monday, December 13, 2010. Top 10 thoughts in Artie's mind right now. 10 Douche ads and spas use the same design elements. Be careful you don't get them mixed up. 9 My kids are absolutely loco. Christmas has them so jacked-up, so out of control. As I see it, I have lost the ability to parent them from Thanksgiving to Christmas. 3 Babe Ruth wa...

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Thurman Munson's Brother: Business Plan Complete: Introducing My Face Furniture

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In a figurative sense we are all kin to the Yankee Captain. In reality, we are not related and should not ask his surviving family members for money or memorabilia. Thursday, February 01, 2007. Business Plan Complete: Introducing My Face Furniture. February 1, 2007. New Jersey- Artie Lange Enterprises announced the creation of his new superstore, My Face Furniture. The store, which specializes in bidets, is set to open this Saturday. While Lange has been called the Midas (or was that Meineke? But the ser...

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Thurman Munson's Brother: Writers Unite!

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In a figurative sense we are all kin to the Yankee Captain. In reality, we are not related and should not ask his surviving family members for money or memorabilia. Monday, November 05, 2007. In solidarity with my brothers and sisters of the Writers Guild of America, I will cease posting to my blog until a fair contract is negotiated. To my faithful readers, I apologize. I know it will be strange not having Artie Lange's musings to read everyday, but I must take a stand. I hope you're happy. I am slow-wi...