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Golightly: December 2009
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Thursday, December 31, 2009. I was going to write a post about how I never make resolutions and then, out of curiosity, I looked at my blog archives from last January and, apparently, I made several. Run a half marathon. Since running was my only successful resolution of 2009 why not continue with it for 2010? This isn’t so much a resolution as a MUST DO. I have to start interviewing next fall so I really need to figure out what kind of job I want and what kind of company I want to work for....I’...
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Golightly: January 2010
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Tuesday, January 26, 2010. Anorexia Pisses Me OFF. That we should be focusing on blood pressure, cholesterol, etc instead of what size jeans you fit into it? Posted by Meg Kathleen. Labels: attempts at being a runner. Wednesday, January 20, 2010. What I want right now. First, while I am usually not a fan of exposed zippers I love how it makes this simple black skirt more interesting and sexy. If only I was made of money. Posted by Meg Kathleen. Labels: attempts at being a runner. Tuesday, January 12, 2010.
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Golightly: Lack of Motivation
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Tuesday, February 9, 2010. I am feeling incredibly unmotivated lately. Is unmotivated even a word? Well, whatever, it is now. I’m unmotivated in EVERY aspect of my life too. School, exercise, work, blogging, etc etc. See! I’m even unmotivated when it comes to listing what it is I’m unmotivated towards. The point is I need to get back on track. This whole sitting in front of the tv snacking for hours on end must STOP. What do you all do to get your butts in gear? Posted by Meg Kathleen. I want some test t...
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Golightly: December 2008
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Wednesday, December 31, 2008. Yesterday I was surprised at work by Chuckles accompanied by my big sis and my two nephews for lunch! Totally made my day. We went to a nearby brewery where we proceeded to laugh it up at Matthew’s silly faces and grunts. Seriously, those kids never ever cry – it’s so unfair because that can only mean that one day when I have kids they will be the spawn of Beelzebub, but that’s another story for another day. Me: “My bites are sooooo much bigger than yours.”. 8221; (I often r...
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Archives | How am I *not* myself?
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How am I *not* myself? What is wrong with this picture? Buy my chicle, por favor. This is the true story …. Easy Like Sunday Morning: “Expert Chef” Edition. Easy Like Sunday Morning: “Playground Lover” Edition. Avuncular. But whose uncle? Easy Like Sunday Morning: “This Is a Horrible Incarnation” Edition, and YES, We Are All Hurting. Easy Like Sunday Morning: “Buddy Holly – The Phone Call” Edition. Easy Like Sunday Morning: ‘Jell-O Enrichment for Squirrel Monkeys at the Bronx Zoo’ Edition. Things I Shoul...
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Golightly: November 2009
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Wednesday, November 25, 2009. I'm Thankful for Wine. I rarely use Thanksgiving as an opportunity to think about what I’m thankful for. Instead, I see it as an opportunity to eat a helluva lot of food and sit in front of the TV all day and while this year really isn’t that much different, as in I’m still going to eat a lot, there were reminders about why I am thankful for many things in my life. First, I was reading Postsecret on Monday and there was one secret that stood out to me:. Also, I’m thank...
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Some Questions | Culinary Couture
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The Dinner Party of the Damned…. Laquo; …and red all over. Judgy Wudgy was a Bear. May 21, 2009 by Lemmonex. I am taking a glorious 4 day weekend and it cannot come a moment too soon. Annie Birdie is getting hitched and I have several friends in town. I have barely drank in over a week so some serious drunkening is also on the horizon. That is the way Jesus wants it. But first, a few questions to lead us in to the weekend:. What is the deal with women and food in TV and movies? Ask below and I shall help.
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humans are funny: I'll take one Magician and Jazz Hand Wrap.
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Saturday, February 5, 2011. I'll take one Magician and Jazz Hand Wrap. This is the best picture of me from the Taboo Tales show. THE BEST ONE. I look like I'm trying to show a doctor how it hurts when I squat. With jazz hands. So many things happened this first week of February that I believe it deserves a wrap-up. This is my first blog wrap. I've had spinach wraps before though. 4 There are several magicians who want to kill me. I reviewed the Magic Castle HERE. 5 I went to a writers’ conference a...
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I banged that chick last night. She smelled like fruitcake.
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February 24, 2011. I banged that chick last night. She smelled like fruitcake. I was about seven when I heard an off-color joke I didn’t understand. My mom explained it as politely as she could. Well, Laurenne, some men like to joke around and say that a woman’s private parts smell like fish. Aaaaand that was the beginning of a very long paranoia about the scent of my own vagina. That would have been slightly comforting. If she did say that, all I heard was Holy shit! What’s that you say? Bottled. Vu...