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PRINCESS MUFFINTOP: I’ve got a secret part 2: I declare allegiance to the Klingon Empire.
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2011 = The year of the muffin. Friday, March 25, 2011. I’ve got a secret part 2: I declare allegiance to the Klingon Empire. So as you may have read in my post. Yesterday, my ex-boyfriend William Shatner and I broke up. Yes, I’m OK- it’s been a long time coming, we’re just different people now. The break-up was expected. Do you know what WASN’T expected? A little someone I’d like to call “Rurickthedamned2”. He is NOT happy with me. Kind Sir (Apparently Klingon princesses are male). My ex-boyfriend Willia...
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PRINCESS MUFFINTOP: Let's get ready to rumble.
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2011 = The year of the muffin. Tuesday, June 7, 2011. Let's get ready to rumble. Both kids were feeling a bit under the weather yesterday, so we stayed indoors all evening. After watching the 10 billionth episode of Dora the Explorer, I asked my husband who he thought would win in a fight to the death between Boots and Backpack. We both decided that HANDS DOWN, Backpack would come out on top. Sure, Backpack is… well… a BACKPACK. But Boots has ZERO survival skills! And where are his clothes? Im gonna go w...
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PRINCESS MUFFINTOP: I must break you.
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2011 = The year of the muffin. Wednesday, August 31, 2011. I must break you. My 5 year old LOVES Kindergarten. Every Wednesday, he is able to check out a library book for the week. We are both really excited about this because he loves to read and we've virtually exhausted all of the books we own. Today he came home with this book. Hmm, a book about bullying. Are we ready for this subject yet? THE BERENSTAIN BEARS AND THE BULLY. As interpreted by PMuff). Look at Brother Bear. He looks like a little s...
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PRINCESS MUFFINTOP: 44th District Court? Today is your lucky day.
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2011 = The year of the muffin. Tuesday, September 13, 2011. Today is your lucky day. Dear Royal Oak 44. This is extremely good news! I would like to pay in the form of personal treasures I’ve collected over the years that have a total value of $24.00. Item #2: Unborn alien embryos- valued at $8.00. I purchased these little green gems from eBay after I saw the movie “Independence Day”, because who wouldn’t want their own army of aliens? Tuesday, September 13, 2011. Subscribe in a reader. Is this thing on?
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PRINCESS MUFFINTOP: May 2011
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2011 = The year of the muffin. Tuesday, May 31, 2011. The interpretive dance stylings of DMo and the Schizophrenic Mini-Assassin. You'll learn a few things from this video. 1 I have extremely white legs. 2 Neyo rocks our world. 3 Both children have incorporated elements of ninja moves into their dancing. 4 In our house, "poop" is the most hilarious word OF ALL TIME. 5 My schizophrenic 2 year old will attempt to assassinate me just when I least expect it. Oh, you want to know what my girlfriend's name is?
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PRINCESS MUFFINTOP: July 2011
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2011 = The year of the muffin. Thursday, July 28, 2011. My name is PMuff, and I'm a CraigsListaholic. Last week, I FINALLY moved the mini-assassin into a real bed. You’re probably thinking, “Seriously? He’s over 3 years old and he was still in a crib? It’s about my addiction to Craig’s List. We decided that we would sell mini-assassin’s crib set online, and gave Craig’s List a try. IT WAS SO EASY! You just write a little description, post some pictures and BAM! Me: No thank you. There is one posted item ...
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PRINCESS MUFFINTOP: A Princess’ Guide to the Government Shutdown
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2011 = The year of the muffin. Wednesday, April 6, 2011. A Princess’ Guide to the Government Shutdown. Blah blah… the Government is shutting down. The GOVERNMENT IS SHUTTING DOWN? What the eff does this mean? Good question, self. Here’s the answer broken down Princess-style. All National parks, museums, and monuments will shut down. Did you plan a vacation to our great nation’s capital to see all of the magnificent landmarks within the next couple of weeks? Sucks to be you! Well WHO NEEDS THAT ANYWAY.
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PRINCESS MUFFINTOP: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ME!
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2011 = The year of the muffin. Monday, January 2, 2012. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ME! Oh hey, it’s 2012! You know what that means? I’ve been writing this blog for an entire year. ONE WHOLE YEAR. Well, minus the 3 months I didn’t write anything. Shut up. To celebrate my anniversary, I thought I’d do the obligatory “Ten lessons learned /review of 2011” post. Join me, will you? 1 I am able to run 13 miles without dying. Sure, I’ve permanently damaged my knee, but I have an awesome medal! And the world didn’...
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PRINCESS MUFFINTOP: My name is PMuff, and I'm a CraigsListaholic.
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2011 = The year of the muffin. Thursday, July 28, 2011. My name is PMuff, and I'm a CraigsListaholic. Last week, I FINALLY moved the mini-assassin into a real bed. You’re probably thinking, “Seriously? He’s over 3 years old and he was still in a crib? It’s about my addiction to Craig’s List. We decided that we would sell mini-assassin’s crib set online, and gave Craig’s List a try. IT WAS SO EASY! You just write a little description, post some pictures and BAM! Me: No thank you. There is one posted item ...
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