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CEO of the World: July 2006
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CEO of the World. Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being. Monday, July 31, 2006. The job hunt has been getting increasingly stressful as the reality of how difficult it is to get a job (even a bitch job) in publishing sets in. On top of that, I’m discovering how close to impossible it actually is to get published. But the best part is that all this elevated stress has rendered me creatively challenged. So here’s a late edition of random shit for everyone. Is a horrible movie. 5) I can now predi...
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CEO of the World: February 2006
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CEO of the World. Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being. Tuesday, February 28, 2006. There is nothing more irritating than someone telling you about one of their dreams. I think I heard this for the first time in a George Carlin stand-up, but I'm pretty sure I've heard it from several different sources at least fifteen times since then. I agree. Very much so. Or "really fuckin' weird! Or "what do you think this means? I don't fucking know. I don't fucking care. So I am blessing all three of yo...
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CEO of the World: June 2006
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CEO of the World. Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being. Friday, June 30, 2006. I have a post in me regarding men in relation to stocks, but it’s Friday, and it’s my last day of work, and I hate all of you. Especially. So, I’ll save it until Monday. Anyway, here’s some bullshit for your reading pleasure:. 2) Re: Response to a comment. A) People from "Out of Town":. This guy, this trucker, he gasped in between laughs. What did he do! He-he called me a chink! Was he fucking with you? As this bac...
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CEO of the World: December 2005
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CEO of the World. Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being. Saturday, December 31, 2005. Sometimes I wonder how B and I are related. While he is a. Pessimistic asshole, I am a. Last post of the year. Hope everyone had a good one. My New Year's Resolution is to drink more. Make it yours too. I could definitely write an Unexplained Phenomena - Volume 2 post about those assholes out there who think saying "See you next year! Too late, huh? SEE YOU NEXT YEAR! Posted by CEO of the World at 5:17 PM.
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CEO of the World: May 2006
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CEO of the World. Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being. Wednesday, May 31, 2006. He bought her a Coach bag for her birthday, she says with a disgusted snort. I sit wide-eyed, not getting. As two pairs of raised eyebrows glare at me expectantly. Ohh, I finally say with an overzealous nod. Because Coach isnot good. Okay, okay, I get it. Nod, nod, nod as I shove my pleather bag deeper into the recesses of my lap. I’ve never actually owned a Coach bag. You’re so fucked up! You’re always so lost!
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CEO of the World: April 2006
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CEO of the World. Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being. Friday, April 28, 2006. Julia stopped by last night on a whim, and as we haven’t seen each other for a sum total of a two weeks (a very long time in the history of us ), stopping by became shooting the shit for three hours, watching CSI and then almost severing my toe. We were sitting in front of the television after eating, and I knocked a knife off of the coffee table and it promptly landed on my left foot middle toe. Then the two begi...
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CEO of the World: March 2006
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CEO of the World. Can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being. Friday, March 31, 2006. Open Letter to Kris Benson. I was on the subway, on my way to work today, and since baseball season is just around the corner, I flipped immediately to the sports section of my. Anyway, once I had satiated my celebrity gossip sweet tooth, I found an article about you on the last page. Apparently, Anna is filing for divorce from you after seven years of marriage. Seriously? 1) I will not write detailed accounts of ...