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REAL RE RE: My Halloween Costume
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Wednesday, October 15, 2008. Pretty cool, huh? I just ordered it from this cool Chinese website. That's me in my new full-body middle-aged Midwestern woman outfit that comes complete an airbrushed Sarah Palin t-shirt. It's got microscopic holes in the double chin where I can receive my nutrients and a roomy compartment in the ass for a self-contained cooling system. It can also sharpen pencils with the pussy. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Blogs Are For Children Like. View my complete profile.
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REAL RE RE: July 2008
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008. I feel so southern Californian now: just about 10 minutes ago, a magnitude 5.8 earthquake. Hit here in Los Angeles. And it was fucking amazing. . The whole thing probably only lasted about 8 seconds. But I was ready for disaster. I was looking around the street, wondering when we'd start seeing buildings cave in and whatnot. Fortunately, nothing like that happened. But just in case, I noticed I had my mug of coffee in my hand. . Monday, July 28, 2008. A Postcard From Me To You!
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REAL RE RE: New Bob Dylan Coming Out Everybody!
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Saturday, March 14, 2009. New Bob Dylan Coming Out Everybody! I was bored, so I decided to do some crappy Photoshop album covers for the apocalypse. This one's coming out in 2012. Not bad considering this one is a real album cover from 1980 or so. Like a rolling stone. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Blogs Are For Children Like. I am who God says I am. I'm "Cap 'n' Pussy.". View my complete profile. My Favorite Things (Like Coltrane and Heroin). Things that make my dookie twinkle.
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REAL RE RE: I Found This...
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008. Here in Atlanta. It was just sitting on the side of the road in Edgewood along with a bunch of trash. I couldn't believe it, either. A perfectly good and legally binding "contrack" for a "mind blowing orgasm" on 3/4 of a crumpled paper plate- just tossed aside like so much garbage. Waste not, want not, indeed. . Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Blogs Are For Children Like. I am who God says I am. I'm "Cap 'n' Pussy.". View my complete profile.
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REAL RE RE: Evangelical Toddler Just As Disturbing As Adult Evangelicals!
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Thursday, September 25, 2008. Evangelical Toddler Just As Disturbing As Adult Evangelicals! Holy holy Jesus Christ. What the fuck have we done to ourselves? Is he saying Heil Hitler at the beginning there? March 11, 2009 at 9:57 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Blogs Are For Children Like. I am who God says I am. I'm "Cap 'n' Pussy.". View my complete profile. My Favorite Things (Like Coltrane and Heroin). Things that make my dookie twinkle. Zena Metal Wants To Conquer The World.
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REAL RE RE: Come on...
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008. Shit, remember "Shovington Fur? My novella I've been meaning to crank out forever about the solar-powered men's club restaurant kiosk. Remember? Just the two of us, living out our fantasies. It's not so crazy, is it? I'm not crazy, am I? October 22, 2008 at 11:28 AM. Okay Stephen King, I'm there, but I get to play the cop. March 11, 2009 at 9:51 AM. Nope, not crazy. lets move to maine. December 21, 2010 at 2:13 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile.
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REAL RE RE: October 2008
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Wednesday, October 22, 2008. Shit, remember "Shovington Fur? My novella I've been meaning to crank out forever about the solar-powered men's club restaurant kiosk. Remember? Just the two of us, living out our fantasies. It's not so crazy, is it? I'm not crazy, am I? Wednesday, October 15, 2008. Pretty cool, huh? Tuesday, October 14, 2008. Which One's The Real PIcture Of Backwoods Bigotry? But who gives a crap about me? Thanks to Ideas By Chuck. Labels: Barack Hussein Obama. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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REAL RE RE: September 2008
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Thursday, September 25, 2008. Evangelical Toddler Just As Disturbing As Adult Evangelicals! Holy holy Jesus Christ. What the fuck have we done to ourselves? Tuesday, September 23, 2008. Wednesday, September 3, 2008. No Reality TV For Me (Or Christin). That's because we were. Booming echo sound fades out). They saaaaaaaid "they loved us! I know what you're thinking: "Ben, why on earth would you want to be on a reality show? In fact, I kind of love insects. We took care of one this summer. Actually...Blogs...
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REAL RE RE: Which One's The Real PIcture Of Backwoods Bigotry?
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Tuesday, October 14, 2008. Which One's The Real PIcture Of Backwoods Bigotry? It's hard to tell in these heady times. I haven't posted for a while, and it's because I can't tear myself away from watching every gloriously insane second of this year's presidential race. But who gives a crap about me? There's a mystery to solve here. Can you help me figure out which of these homemade billboards is really sitting on the side of the road in West Plains, Missouri? Thanks to Ideas By Chuck.
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REAL RE RE: August 2008
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Monday, August 25, 2008. There's Plenty Of Room At The Hotel Next To The Hotel California. Thank goodness for that. Because prices have gone up at the infamous den of iniquity ever since the Eagles suffered from heroin constipation there back in the 70's. . Now, I checked with several of the patrons there this morning, and despite what the lyrics of the song say, "you can check out anytime you want" AND you can leave. Friday, August 22, 2008. A Mexican Shit Volcano! Because this morning, there we were sl...
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