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Hill Country Gal: THE HALLELUJAH

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Friday, February 1, 2008. So this dude that works for the State Police *UP*. In Hamilton, N.J. has been going to church a lot lately. You see, he's been *ahem*. That's right, baby. And what better way to do so than to watch. OK, I'm fibbing. Hard drive is nothing but. Instead, Thomas G. Findler was busted sneaking into Grace St. Paul Episcopal Church in the night over the last three weeks to look at pornography on a nun's computer. Prolly waiting for his turn on the computer. Bless me, for I have sinned.

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Hill Country Gal: December 2007

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Monday, December 31, 2007. GOODBYE 2007, HELLO 2008. See your asses over there. 169; 2007 HillCountryGal. The man has no shame or dignity whatsoever. I love it! Sunday, December 30, 2007. REMEMBERING THE MOUNT ME. As 2007 winds down, I thought you might enjoy what was my most read post of the entire year. And it has zero to do with the writing, either. No shit now, this post, which ran on May 4 (I think) generated the most hits EVER here at HillCountry. So here it is. OK, ladies and gents,. Shit, I do.

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Hill Country Gal: November 2007

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Friday, November 30, 2007. 169; 2007 HillCountryGal. Knocking, of course. Thursday, November 29, 2007. I want one of these Ewok Tree Houses. Would that be Über Cool or what? Get this. It's like a REAL house in there, with kitchen, bed, sofa, dining table, little office thingie, EVERYTHING you could possibly need. That's right, a BATHROOM. I COULD do that bathing in the river thingie IF I HAD TO, but bygawd, I do believe I hate doing my other bathroom "bidness". Now, as Fade. So I would tell my kids to TE...

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Hill Country Gal: CHEW ON THIS

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Tuesday, February 5, 2008. China got the munchies. That's right, baby. You know how it is. Long day, a little stress here and yonder, playtime, some salivating. Next thing you know, 4 of your toes have been chewed the fuck off. And your ass was sound asleep and you didn't even realize it. The thing that wakes you up is your frantic roommate shaking you (while studiously avoiding your bloody nubs) back to daylight. The five-month-old pit bull, named China, chewed off the toes as Smith lay in bed.

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Hill Country Gal: O NO

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Wednesday, February 6, 2008. So let's say you buy a product and it doesn't perform up to par. What to do, what to do? Well, if you're a savvy consumer, after you have tried and tried but received no satisfaction from the retailer, you take the next logical step. You file a complaint with Consumer Protection. Now, if you're here in the good ole USA, you'll get laughed at. By Consumer Protection. Dubyaland, you know. However, if you're in Romania, watch out! Dude, mid 40s, bought himself a blowup doll.

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Hill Country Gal: February 2008

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Monday, February 11, 2008. Taught me 3 things this weekend. 1 When pissed off, crying and hollering is self-defeating. All it does is make you snot. Instead, trot your ass outside, turn your face upward toward the sun, and occasionally, lick your balls. OK, so the ball-licking part is out, but the sun thingie is in. 2 If you arf, get somebody else to clean it up. Then drink lots of water. 3 If someone raises your hackles, listen to your hackles. They're there for a reason. Trust them. OK, 4 things. Dude,...

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Hill Country Gal: A GATHERING OF DICKS

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Monday, February 4, 2008. A GATHERING OF DICKS. It was bound to happen sooner or latter, and hallelujah, it has. The one-stop Dickshop is here! That's right, baby. Dickipedia - A Wiki of Dicks. Naturally, The Dick. Uh huh, he is. Early Life and Family. Cheney and the Draft. In 2006, Cheney shot his 78-year-old friend in the face while quail hunting - a practice some call "an accident" and others call "good clean fun.". Future as Vice President. One theory about why Cheney would care so little about nucle...

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Hill Country Gal: TGIF

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Friday, February 8, 2008. Photo of The Beautiful Elena. 169; 2008 HillCountryGal. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). A GATHERING OF DICKS. View my complete profile. Awesome Inc. template. Powered by Blogger.

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Hill Country Gal: May 2007

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Monday, May 7, 2007. Pat Boone is FAMILY. Says so right there. Yo, Mike in Philly. Pat Boone is FAMILY. How cool is that? And all this time we thought PB was just a sanctimonious prick. Now I know today is not New Year's Eve or anything, but I've decided to turn a new leaf and go Politically Correct. Take, for example, the following story. OK, hang on a sec, will ya? OK, get this. Now I'm NOT lying here. You just cannot make this shit up. OK, here's the deal. Well, it is. And we believe it. Though we, hi...

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Hill Country Gal: SUPER FAT TUESDAY

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Tuesday, February 5, 2008. Map of the United States showing the states holding caucus and primary elections on Super Duper Tuesday of the 2008 en:U.S. presidential primary cycle. States holding elections for both parties (19). Democratic Party (United States)en-only elections (3). Republican Party (United States)en-only elections (2). Laissez Les Bon Temps Roulez. If you want to really get into the festivities, here you go. Mardi Gras Paradecam. Laissez Les Bon Temps Roulez. 169; 2008 HillCountryGal.